Rihanna - "S&M"

Original:

Now the pain is for pleasure,

Cause nothing can measure

Misheard:

Another ***** for pleasure

Cause nothing can measure

I genuinely hate this, but all I can hear in Yes And is this

Actual

'Be your own best... friend'

Misheard

'Take a **** on his...chest'

There are like 2 or 3 common words in Korean that sound like the N-word. The double-take I have to do every time they say it in a K-Pop song

I thought Madonna said, "Don't comment on my appearance" in "Bring Your Love." But it's, "Don't comment on my ideas." I like my lyric better, so I always hear it that way.

...Vin

ariana grande in better off

i always hear You keep me in your armpit

but its You keep me in your orbit

"You pee a mess like a btch" instead of 'You PMS like a btch" in Hot N Cold

I know I should've farted, at least I'm being honest

Love hearing beef steak instead of mistake

Also as a Dutchie: bedwants (bed bugs) for bad ones and bamischijf () for by my side

Obviously it's problematic but in But Daddy I Love Him I've always had this mishearing:

Actual:

Time, doesn't it give some perspective?

Heard:

Chile, doesn't it give some perspective?

Selena Gomez Good for You

original: 14 carats, I'm 14 carat

what i hurd: I'm farting carrots, I'm farting carrots

All Saints - All Hooked Up:

What I heard: "I know that you wanna be someone else"

Actual: "I know that you want a piece of my ass"

I just wanna potty with you

Lana Del Rey - The Next Best American Record

Actual

"But you're like Xanax to me"

Misheard

"Put your legs here next to me"

Beyoncé — Jealous

Actual lyrics:

I cooked this meal for you naked.

Misheard (until two years ago):

I cook this milk for you naked. (Thought it was a sexual reference).

Sabrina's Espresso:

what's the lyrics is: "And I got this one boy, and he won't stop calling"

what I heard: "And I got this femboy, and he won't stop calling"

Also in Marina's "Primadonna"

Whats the lyrics: "I really don't know why such a big deal"

What I heard: "I really don't know why such a big dildo"

Was asking myself for a long time why is Wrecking Ball being called that since the woman clearly sings "I came in like a rainbow"

in me against the music genius has "tryna hit it, chic-a-tah, in a minute ima take you on" and wtf is chic-a tah? i always heard it as "tryna hit it you could die" and that's better, sorry britney but that's how i sing it

In Under the Bridge, someone in 2006 thought they said "Take Me to the Concert".

The correct lyric is "Take Me to the Place I love"

My mom has some funny ones.

In Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It", she thought they said "What's Love Dr. Scholls, Dr. Scholls With It".

In Ace's "How Long", she thought the they said "Tomahawk" (at the beginning of the song instead of the title, How Long).

Onika Starships.

"My name is a (n word) you can call me Nicki.

the most recent one is ari's like i do

dunno what the real lyrics are but i always hear

"sexy, sexy, i want candy"

Adéla's KGB.

I'm pretty important was always I'm pretty, imported to me.

But Daddy I Love Him - Taylor Swift

Me and my white boy with all this white joy

original: My love is like the colors of a girl, so boy, hold tight

what I heard: My love is like the colour of a girl so butthole tight

Edited Sunday at 09:04 PM4 days by theblondesalad

Jay Park - My Last

I thought he said "You are so beautiful, get on this dick today." but it's actually "You are so beautiful, girl (then something in Korean)."