Let us CLEANSE with talent and beauty 

 

Kim Petras looks like she's made of mystery meat. I feel like someone went to a Sam's Club and bought Vienna sausages, potted meat, corned beef, panko, and some hominy, dumped it in a vat filled with thrice-used boiling canola oil, played it a compilation of mid-tier German eurodance, and whispered sweet delusional encouragements into the glut. Twisted and toasted but it's not done yet, let's wait...so you take a nap while the bun is still in the oven-oh, we overslept & left it too long, & now she has a head shaped like wedged heel seen from behind. Throw a party city wig on the monstrosity and give her a recording contract. That's the origin story.

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by YourFavoriteWeapon

1 minute ago, lgaga1fan said:

Acting like Travis Kelce is hot is somehow more offensive than anything else you've posted in here my god 

Baby it's not even that he's hot or not (though we can play the ugly pictures game all night), it's that he's won the Super Bowl more times than Gaga has won a GF Grammy 

 

There's something to be said for being with someone at the literal top of their field, no matter what they look like (and again, when you're not using pictures of him from the middle of a game, he's not ugly, certainly nothing like the obese greasy slob Gaga settled for). 

3 minutes ago, Peak Now said:

I have a life

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1 minute ago, hoax said:

Baby it's not even that he's hot or not (though we can play the ugly pictures game all night), it's that he's won the Super Bowl more times than Gaga has won a GF Grammy 

 

There's something to be said for being with someone at the literal top of their field, no matter what they look like (and again, when you're not using pictures of him from the middle of a game, he's not ugly, certainly nothing like the obese greasy slob Gaga settled for). 

too far wasted flop, you are taking it too far! 

 

 

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by RideOrDie

Just now, hoax said:

Baby it's not even that he's hot or not (though we can play the ugly pictures game all night), it's that he's won the Super Bowl more times than Gaga has won a GF Grammy 

 

There's something to be said for being with someone at the literal top of their field, no matter what they look like (and again, when you're not using pictures of him from the middle of a game, he's not ugly, certainly nothing like the obese greasy slob Gaga settled for). 

Typical Tayloser stan, always defaulting to "most successful = best!" Never change!

Just now, Skestina said:

2 words at the bottom is too much for you to read? 

 

JO1 haters are illiterate, all this makes sense now.

4 minutes ago, 2AM said:

Let us CLEANSE with talent and beauty 

 

are you seriously calling cyndi beauty? because I know she's not TALENT next to patti 

1 minute ago, hoax said:

Baby it's not even that he's hot or not (though we can play the ugly pictures game all night), it's that he's won the Super Bowl more times than Gaga has won a GF Grammy 

 

There's something to be said for being with someone at the literal top of their field, no matter what they look like (and again, when you're not using pictures of him from the middle of a game, he's not ugly, certainly nothing like the obese greasy slob Gaga settled for). 

It's not about looks, it's that he seems like he would have trouble reading the instructions on a shampoo bottle. This is not shade but I hope it's a PR relationship, for her sake.

not y'all defending the girls boyfriends now 

I think its time for us to get into these fancy chairs that have electricity attached to them.

1 minute ago, hoax said:

Baby it's not even that he's hot or not (though we can play the ugly pictures game all night), it's that he's won the Super Bowl more times than Gaga has won a GF Grammy 

 

There's something to be said for being with someone at the literal top of their field, no matter what they look like (and again, when you're not using pictures of him from the middle of a game, he's not ugly, certainly nothing like the obese greasy slob Gaga settled for). 

You randomly stanning a football player because he's ******* your fav and admitting you only enjoy him because he's won the super bowl multiple times says more about your deficient understanding of real interpersonal relationships than anything. Have fun trying to find a partner I hope they can be the top employee at Little Caesars for 6 months or w/e.

1 minute ago, Pop Art said:

Typical Tayloser stan, always defaulting to "most successful = best!" Never change!

I know a Liddo knows nothing about personal success and achievement 

Just now, Dear Reader said:

not y'all defending the girls boyfriends now 

Right like... we don't stan Travis Kelce, Liddos don't stan Michael Polansky, the Beyhive doesn't stan Jay-Z... wait

Mariah and her lifetime subscription to thesaurus dot com will never be respected or recognised the way actual legends are. Insipid and repetitive music, no artistic risks, no identity beyond gay forum gifs and christmas mwah darling. Condemned to a legacy of December mall music and terrorizing retail workers just like d!nk and Kelly Clarkson. Oh, but the difference is those girls can still tour and people enjoy their personalities while Hagriah's voice is supported by 20 year old vocal backing tracks and she can't do a two step without someone holding her hand for balance. 

 

Nothing but a footnote for the 90s decade page in wikipedia.

Just now, Jay07 said:

It's not about looks, it's that he seems like he would have trouble reading the instructions on a shampoo bottle. This is not shade but I hope it's a PR relationship, for her sake.

It's so painfully obvious that it's all PR. The worst part is Taylorser cares so much for that PR that she would probably marry and have kids with him anyways.

2 minutes ago, JO1s said:

2 words at the bottom is too much for you to read? 

 

JO1 haters are illiterate, all this makes sense now.

Calling us illiterate while this is you camping inside your own JO1 threads

 

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by Skestina

1 minute ago, Maxxxine said:

There's nothing more humiliating than being a TITY PERRISHED stan in 2025. 

calling yourself a barb is 

 

1 minute ago, gagacasanova said:

I think it's time for us to get into these fancy chairs that have electricity attached to them.

That describes the dance aesthetic of many's faves here 

6 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

i would like to have daddy polansky and brother kelce over tonight...

Roman Polansky? I knew you were evil.

 

 

...Vin

 

 

I hate that stupid ***** named @Ryan

I've begged and I've pleated and I STILl don't have my privilege reactions back.

Downvoting people is NOT part of the ATRL Constitution aka Rules & Guidelines.

So he's like acting like the current USA President if you ask little ol' me, - NO LAWS/RULES!

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3 minutes ago, HonourableVomit said:

Mariah and her lifetime subscription to thesaurus dot com will never be respected or recognised the way actual legends are. Insipid and repetitive music, no artistic risks, no identity beyond gay forum gifs and christmas mwah darling. Condemned to a legacy of December mall music and terrorizing retail workers just like d!nk and Kelly Clarkson. Oh, but the difference is those girls can still tour and people enjoy their personalities while Hagriah's voice is supported by 20 year old vocal backing tracks and she can't do a two step without someone holding her hand for balance. 

 

Nothing but a footnote for the 90s decade page in wikipedia.

Nice try Tommy Mozzarella and/or Jenheifer Lopez we know its you now. 

 

Anyone else think Jason is the hotter Kelce?

3 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

aespa

 

Just now, Pop Art said:

It's so painfully obvious that it's all PR. The worst part is Taylorser cares so much for that PR that she would probably marry and have kids with him anyways.

So how is it PR then you dumb ******