Chloe x Halle make music for women who post Instagram boomerangs of the chicken alfredo their boyfriend made them with "Look what my boo did 🥹" captioned over it. 

3 minutes ago, gagacasanova said:

Did everyone try the chicken? I thought the chicken was bland and unseasoned like Gracie Abrams.

I- 

Yeah Benny Blanco is by far the ugliest man to ever bag a pop star. Like, you have to go back to medieval times to see a face like that. I'd say she's only in it for the hope of exploiting him to get a hit again but there's more chance of an Oscar nomination* than another billboard top 10 appearance. At least he'll be getting California Girls royalties to throw gifts at her so she doesn't end up in rehab again.

 

*Maybe she'll have more luck with a non-singing role, not everybody has otherworldly talent like Ari and Gaga.

 

1 minute ago, Ubermensch said:

She's been dropping easter eggs and hints about it for the last several years actually. Keep listening to the vault tracks backwards and using ai to zoom in on individual wrinkles on her face to search for clues until you find it. 

You're sounding like a Gaylor kskgskkgskgs 

3 minutes ago, The Music Industry said:

did she tell you all that herself?

I'm convinced Taylor haters are the parasocial ones 

2 minutes ago, The Music Industry said:

did she tell you all that herself?

She might in Reputa TV or whatever her next album is tho

4 minutes ago, Doctor Dick said:

MAYHEM STREAMS WITHOUT DWAS:

 

DAY ONE: 37M+

WEEK 1: 180M+

WEEK 2: 100M+

WEEK 3: 90M+

 

In no world are these 143 numbers or even flop numbers. The album is a bonafide hit without DWAS. Even its daily streams are at 10M without DWAS in its third week and such numbers are only done by hit albums. I don't know if you're trolling or not but what you're saying is stupid. 

 

I just realized this is meant to be impressive and not a drag 

I agree with Martin Scorsee about MCdonaldsU unless they do the Flop4 and the X-seMen justice and then I'll switch

3 minutes ago, 50thStateofMind said:

then why is his music @$$

not gonna engage in this 

2 minutes ago, Dear Reader said:

I'm convinced Taylor haters are the parasocial ones 

Swifties? Making things up and being delusional to defend their #girlboss bestie Tayloose? Shocking to say the least

I love Beyoncè with all my heart, I really do, but she will never make anything as great as this:

 

 

Just now, HonourableVomit said:

Yeah Benny Blanco is by far the ugliest man to ever bag a pop star. Like, you have to go back to medieval times to see a face like that. I'd say she's only in it for the hope of exploiting him to get a hit again but there's more chance of an Oscar nomination* than another billboard top 10 appearance. At least he'll be getting California Girls royalties to throw gifts at her so she doesn't end up in rehab again.

 

*Maybe she'll have more luck with a non-singing role, not everybody has otherworldly talent like Ari and Gaga.

 

wait I forgot Lana and her swamp alligator MAGA man LMAO. Not even rich. What the **** was that

 

I mostly hated Selena's new album bc of how ugly her man is.

3 minutes ago, Da Vinci said:

I agree with Martin Scorsee about MCdonaldsU unless they do the Flop4 and the X-seMen justice and then I'll switch

@Gorjesspazze9 oomfie are you going to take this lying down? 

3 minutes ago, Xtina23 said:

STFU YOU BIG BONED HEFFA.

YOU'RE ALWAYS IN EVERY THREAD AND I CAN'T STAND YOU EITHER.

MY ONE AND ONLY RESPONSE TO YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

did i press a nerve sweaty? no one likes you stanky breath, get your musty hole out of here. rancid.

 

 

Just now, gagacasanova said:

I mostly hated Selena's new album bc of how ugly her man is.

not because sheʻs painfully untalented?

Just now, Ubermensch said:

Swifties? Making things up and being delusional to defend their #girlboss bestie Tayloose? Shocking to say the least

Did you quote the wrong person? Because what the **** does that have to do with anything I said? 

Just now, Xtina23 said:

Taylor is so untalented. Just like her fans. No wonder she's sooo relatable 

no one likes you, get out 

6 minutes ago, Peak Now said:

You're sounding like a Gaylor kskgskkgskgs 

You were soooo close to getting the joke

 

This must be how Taylor felt after releasing Endgame only for her fans to praise it.

Edited April 1, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

1 minute ago, Xtina23 said:

Taylor is so untalented. Just like her fans. No wonder she's sooo relatable 

omgggggggg drag it sis

 

19 minutes ago, YourFavoriteWeapon said:

Kim Petras looks like she's made of mystery meat. I feel like someone went to a Sam's Club and bought Vienna sausages, potted meat, corned beef, panko, and some hominy, dumped it in a vat filled with thrice-used boiling canola oil, played it a compilation of mid-tier German eurodance, and whispered sweet delusional encouragements into the glut. Twisted and toasted but it's not done yet, let's wait...so you take a nap while the bun is still in the oven-oh, we overslept & left it too long, & now she has a head shaped like wedged heel seen from behind. Throw a party city wig on the monstrosity and give her a recording contract. That's the origin story.

Doctor, I'll have what she's having.

Spoiler

Wtf is a Kim petras

 

2 minutes ago, Pop Art said:

Agreed, we're veering far too off the topic of dragging Tayloser's complete and utter lack of talent at, well...pretty much anything!

Well, except for selling more copies of an unapproachable and widely disliked record with a flop single in a week than Gargamel's supposed return to form with a mega smash hit will sell this decade, in the US AND Globally. She does have that talent! 
 

Even Garish had to pander to Taylor's sound from a decade ago to snatch a hit album track 

1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

no one likes you, get out 

14k posts and first time I'm learning of your existence

Alexa, play yikes.mp3

5 minutes ago, Xtina23 said:

Taylor is so untalented. Just like her fans. No wonder she's sooo relatable 

Broken clocks 

3 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

how long until you stop seizing over GODGA? rent free...

 

When she owns her masters…  poor 40 year old label prostitute needing Bruno as her pimp to help her stay relevant while the labels get all the money from her "work"