1 minute ago, 1989 said:

B-b-b-but luxury brand!!!!1

WORMS FOR BRAINS!!!!

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1 minute ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Complex lyricism ≠ good lyrics omg this take…

 

There is a certain level of absolute genius you have to be able to make something basic resonate with so many people.

 

and My god GLOBALty is such a legend she even taught English to thr future OKH??? how can we still deny her starpower? ONLY THE #5 TOP FEMALE ARTIST OF THE MF CENTURY! 

 

Considering all her hits have Dr. Luke and/or Max Martin and/or Bonnie McKee -- people who are known to make hits that resonate with so many people, I'm not sure how much Katy can be given credit for these songs (Firework does not, but it has hitmaker Ester Dean and 4 other cowriters so )

 

I'll throw her a bone for Waking Up in Vegas and NRO, but the latter had NINE songwriters and was produced by Zedd, a hitmaker; and neither of those were smashes.

 

 

2 minutes ago, Daddy said:

Well, I love that you stan my girl Carly and C. Duncan   Have a wonderful day!

Taste.

 

But fantastic taste aside, it was seriously out of pocket when you implied there was something off about me in that MJ thread.

1 minute ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

A certain liddo who was not so shy to throw EGGS in the faces of users has been MIA the last couple of weeks. Didn't you swear Abracadabra would peak in the top 10 during Mayem's release week? Come here @Doctor Dick, I have a EGG to pick with you bish

 

i hope he makes an omelette on your bald ass head stupid kitkat... 

 

5 minutes ago, glitch said:

Muni Long is the Ava Max of R&B music

@Smarticle

the stadiums are already booked was a funny excuse ngl

 

Dua Lipa needs to stop pretending to be a songwriter, it's getting embarrassing. I'm sure she helps, but that woman could not write a song by herself. Also her dancing still isn't very good, you can see her counting the steps in her head.

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16 minutes ago, Bussea said:

Live footage of Kayseri Mantitties opening a thread, it backfiring by comment #5 and it running to

hide it 

 

 

 

Oops! Can't do that anymore!

He's such an iconic character. Sometimes his trolling is just on point, exquisite really. Other times...  
One thing is certain, you're almost guaranteed to have a good laugh with his posts or the lashings they inevitably bring and he makes dragging Lorde fun 

Madonna ended Mooriah

Sabrina Carpenter is a HUGE fad

Duallah ended Fadty

Evergod > Folksnore

 

I'm gonna drag my own now — Killah, while cute, is absolute Fillah compared to Godga's actual highs, and yet some of the holier than thou liddos pull a page straight out of the Hive's playbook if you dare to even think ill on it. Enough!

Worst Fanbase Rankings:

 

1. Barbz (no brain)

2. Katz (no taste, no dignity, no nothing, hiding their faces behind Adele and Chappell Roan and other SUCCESSFUL female artists)

3. Beyhive (no we do not need to worship what 30 white men write for your girl and Kelis was right)

4. Swifties (McDonalds of Pop Music was the most factual drag I have ever seen)

5. Monsters (friendly fire )

 

The rest are not worth considering and I feel sorry for the Navy. 

 

Stay infected,

1 minute ago, 1989 said:

B-b-b-but luxury brand!!!!1

That was the SINGLE most pretentious stunt I've ever seen a fandom try to pull 

 

Beyonce is as much of a "luxury brand" artist as Hermes is destroying their own bags to fraudulently boost their own reputation 

 

If the shoe fits 

Just now, Pluto6 said:

Well because they have almost the double  amount of volumes

250/72=3.472222 per volume

516/114=4.52631 per volume

 

NARUTO IS A FORGOTTEN FAD!!! BARUTO IS A TALENTLESS NEPO BABY!!!

Let's talk about Miss Kitten Purry, the walking Tumblr gif from 2011 who went from Teenage Dream to Midlife Crisis in record time. Sis really fumbled a career so hard, we need a Netflix documentary narrated by Lana Del Rey just to unpack it.

 

"Witness" (2017) – Aka Whiffness.

This was Katy's woke era, remember that? When she said "purposeful pop" and then dropped an album that sounded like a malfunctioning iPod Nano at a Forever 21. "Bon Appétit" feat. Migos? Girl thought she was serving but she microwaved a Hot Pocket and called it a gourmet meal. Also, the haircut… Sis looked like Guy Fieri's liberal cousin. The whole era was like watching someone slowly realize they're losing the group chat war.

 

"Smile" (2020) – No one's smiling, babe.

Katy tried to give us quirky-core and instead gave us 13 tracks of TikTok reject sounds and clowncore trauma. This was the sonic equivalent of stepping on a LEGO at 3am. "Daisies" was about resilience or whatever, but it just made us wish for silence. The only daisy I care about is the one from Mario Kart, and she has more stage presence.

 

"143" (2024) – The title stands for "I 4got 3xisted."

This album was supposed to be her comeback. Baby, you came back and we wish you hadn't. "Woman's World" sounds like what ChatGPT would write if you told it to create a feminist anthem using 2007 gender norms. It's giving "Yas queen slay!" energy but filtered through someone's mom's Facebook page. Collaborating with Dr. Luke in 2024?? Oh she's not just tone deaf, she's Bluetooth disconnected.

 

Critical reception?

More like critical destruction. The Guardian gave her one star like she was an Uber driver who threw your phone out the window. AP called it "uninspired," but honestly that's generous. This album had the cultural impact of a scented candle from Lidl.

 

Sales?

"Witness" flopped harder than me trying to do math. "Smile" sold fewer copies than a limited-edition Beanie Baby on Etsy. And "143"? That album had less traction than a bald tire in a Croatian blizzard. At this point she's not charting, she's just cartwheeling off the Hot 100 entirely.

 

Let's not forget that her Vegas residency was literally named "Play" - like girl… we stopped pressing play YEARS ago. She was in Vegas while the rest of us were in 2009, praying she'd still be serving "Hot N Cold" bangers instead of these AI-generated filler tracks.

 

In conclusion: Katy Perry is now just a carnival barker in a clown wig trying to make fetch happen in 2025. The wigs? Retired. The vocals? Struggling. The impact? Ghost of pop girl past. Go back to promoting shoes at Kohl's, Kitty Kat. Maybe leave the music to the girls who didn't peak during the Obama administration.

TiMETHy Charlatan will never be an Academy Award winner praying mantis looking ass

Kinda mad I'm no longer an OGH, especially after the GORGEOUS MAYHEM Alberm, so I can't drag nose like I used to anymore. It's just not genuine :( 

 

 

OT:

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Just now, Pop Art said:

I'm gonna drag my own now — Killah, while cute, is absolute Fillah compared to Godga's actual highs, and yet some of the holier than thou liddos pull a page straight out of the Hive's playbook if you dare to even think ill on it. Enough!

HITlah is a masterpiece and Zombieboy's ender btw

 

Speaking of which—

Has Gaga ever hit a high note, live on stage?

 

 

I only hear it in her studio recordings.

 

 

So it's probably AI-generated.

 

 

...Vin

I remember this turning into an absolute **** show last year  shocked it's back

2 minutes ago, KFC said:

@slw84 I don't like you at all

Can't wait for you get to dragged with yet another Maya Angelou type of post. Dusty gifs that no one use anymore included 

2 minutes ago, Bussea said:

@Smarticle

I don't disagree so 

I want all the Israel supporters and the Zionism supporters on this website to DIE 

the girls in here using charts as drags are so boring! i want to see u wishing death and accusing our faves of having stds or something etc 

1 minute ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

the stadiums are already booked was a funny excuse ngl

 

Fadga really thought she was on Beyonce's level thanks to Die with a Streaming Farm (Thankyou Bruno!)

 

3 minutes ago, Pluto6 said:

Well because they have almost the double  amount of volumes

Naruto - 72 volumes, 250 million sales. Average - 3.47 million per volume

One Piece - 111 volumes, 516 million sales. Average - 4.64 million per volume

 

Another L for Mr. Uzumaki I fear