Doctor Dick

Congrats to Gaga. Haters can stay mad.

Don't users writing posts as these understand that she knows the owner and visits it often despite him firing people over "free Palestine" comments. Like, how does she not know? She clearly just doesn't give af.

We can joke about this but Bieber's cover of With You was what put him on the map back in 2008 before he got signed. One of the first viral covers. It's probably because of that.

Swifties are too busy making up excuses for Taylor's horrible behaviour and finding room for their 30 variants of TLOAS so don't expect them to actually check the stats of organic hitmakers like Olivia. However, I will say I did not expect it to outdo Driver's License like that!

What surprises me is Katy stans actually still thinking this umpteenth TD song going viral does absolutely anything for her relevancy, her status, her new music. She remains a flop. Unlike Gaga who had a solo hit in her latest era.

She obviously supports a restaurant when she goes there often and the owner actually fires people over "free Palestine" comments. Take those stan-goggles off.

The fact that there are million of other things tells us she's not a good person and deserves to get dragged over the "smallest" of things.

We said the same thing after DWAS and it did happen. Abracadabra became a solo hit, spending two months inside the Billboard Global Top 10, and went Top 10 in over 30 countries so I don't know what you're on about. Harleys went viral years after it came out, so it's just another nostalgia hit for Katy. Katy's current material can't even chart anymore, while Gaga's Disease, Abra, The Dead Dance all charted inside the top 50 upon their debut. Moreover, she had three songs debut inside the Spotify Top 10 when Mayhem came out. Katy had zero in the Top 50. That tells you people are here for Gaga's new music and not here for Katy's. You can be happy about Katy being a throwback artist these days and that's fine but don't try to tell us she's in the same tier as Gaga when it comes to new releases because she is not. At least Gaga is relevant enough to do all of the above. Katy is not.

Because of Abracadabra's success, Gaga's next lead single will likely have a decent debut. Because of TOTGA's success, Katy's next lead single will still bomb. Time and time and time again we have witnessed how you can't judge an act's current popularity from a side project or nostalgia hit but only based on recent materials and their performances on the charts. You are in for some wild lashings when Gaga debuts her next lead single. Wild.

Surprised by that huge drop. I think it's a decent song. That said, I'll never not think of the @Miley Cyrus user who was dragging Gaga's Disease and her overall only for her own fave to experience lows A LOT lower.

I don't think we should immediatley claim someone could be over because of "shaky" numbers on album three. Dua Lipa is very well-liked by the GP and radio loves her like they did Rihanna. And speaking of Rihanna, she also had "shaky" numbers with Rated R. and still managed to have enormous success afterwards.

She's the modern-day Rihanna. Radio absolutely loves her. Even when she tanks on Spotify radio stations play it. And she's still fairly young, good-looking and has grown her celebrity status as of late. She's not going anywhere.

Katy's career went down because she failed to be risky. Gaga saved her career because she was. The Sound of Music performance at the Oscars was literally what made her career go up. Katy has stayed in her safe lane to the point where people are over her.

It's a cute song. Pretty innocent and catchy. I don't think it's bad at all.

What part of DWAS being on Bruno's recent album would account for 70% (more than Gaga's) are you not getting?