I'm sipping a hot tea I get some sugar cream It goes right through me body And you know I'm mildly satisfied I drive my Range Rover And I'm feeling hungover Oi, they tell me I'm a mate And you know I'm mildly satisfied I do cricket and I queue And the line is full of lads So I'm checking out the chavs And you know I'm mildly satisfied I'm digging the computation Tuning machine' **** is mad And if mr Alan can make me glad You know I'm mildly satisfied I got a royal and a prime A castle and a parle Three islands, a uk And a common and a wealth A canuck and an aussie And a colony or five A fish and some chips Do you think I'm satisfied? I'd like to express my moderate point of view I'm not a Christian and I'm not a Protestant I'm just living out the Britannica dream And I just realized that nothing is what it seems