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SYG/NHB: The Return II

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Whorja Smith can't sing and people only liked her because she has an outrageously huge arse. So much underrated R&B talent in the UK and the industry chose to put that prostitute front and centre

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1 minute ago, Rush said:
Title Year Peak chart positions Certifications Album
US
[5]
AUS
[137]
CAN
[19]
FRA
[34]
GER
[35]
IRE
[57]
NZ
[37]
SWE
[76]
UK
[39]
WW
[18]
"Rare" 2020 30 22 21 73 42 17 28 44 28 — Rare
"Boyfriend"[AQ] 59 54 66 159 86 35 —[AR] —[AS] 55 —  
"Past Life" (Remix)
(with Trevor Daniel)
77 — 68 — — — —[AT] — — — Non-album single
"Ice Cream"
(with Blackpink)
13 16 11 135 78 33 18 78 39 8 The Album
"De Una Vez" 2021 92 — 91 — — 100 —[AU] — —[AV] 40   Revelación
"Baila Conmigo" 
(with Rauw Alejandro)
74 — 68 187 86 62 —[AW] —[AX] — 22  
"Selfish Love"
(with DJ Snake)
—[AY] — 71 54 — 61 —[AZ] —[BA] 93 72
  • SNEP: Platinum[56]
"999"
(with Camilo)
—[BB] — — — — — — — — —[BC]   Non-album single
"Let Somebody Go"
(with Coldplay)
2022 91 66 45 115 74 25 —[BD] 28 24 32 Music of the Spheres
"Calm Down" (Remix)[BE]
(with Rema)
3 11 1 — — — 7 —[BF] — 3 Rave & Roses Ultra
"My Mind & Me" 83 98 63 — — 50 —[BG] 76 78 80   Non-album singles
"Single Soon" 2023 19 26 17 66 68 19 35 43 21 13
"Love On" 2024 56 83 56 — — 73 —[BH] 85 61 67  
"Call Me When You Break Up"
(with Benny Blanco and Gracie Abrams)
2025 46 82 41 — 61 37 —[BI] —[BJ] 28 54   I Said I Love You First
"Sunset Blvd"
(with Benny Blanco)
97 — 79 — — — —[BK] — 100 123

 

This FLOP

the whole copy and paste is killing me :deadbanana2:

13 minutes ago, sciencemagic said:

Stanning Kay Perry in 2025 just tells me you don't have any good taste in music. We have access to all the music we could ever want at our fingertips and these people are stanning a woman whose lyrics read like a nursery rhyme book. Incredibly generic, corny, and doesn't say anything about her as an artist. Even a song like Daisies: 

"They said I'm goin' nowhere, tried to count me out

Took those sticks and stones, showed 'em I could build a house
They tell me that I'm crazy, but I'll never let 'em change me
'Til they cover me in daisies, daisies, daisies."
this is the most generic slop ever. When exactly has Katy Perry done anything avant garde or "crazy" or demonstrated that her personality (whatever it is) wouldn't be changed?

following up: the reason why Katy Perry's music is so popular in the rest of the world is because the lyrics are easy to learn, especially for people learning English as a second language AND the melodies are super simple/easy to play. I lived in Southeast Asia growing up and Katy was always being covered, especially by people who didn't speak English super well. So the Kats going on and on about how their fave is so beloved worldwide... it's because the lyrics aren't complex at all and the melody is basic as hell :rip: not a flex!

Edited by sciencemagic

2 minutes ago, Rush said:
Title Year Peak chart positions Certifications Album
US
[5]
AUS
[137]
CAN
[19]
FRA
[34]
GER
[35]
IRE
[57]
NZ
[37]
SWE
[76]
UK
[39]
WW
[18]
"Rare" 2020 30 22 21 73 42 17 28 44 28 — Rare
"Boyfriend"[AQ] 59 54 66 159 86 35 —[AR] —[AS] 55 —  
"Past Life" (Remix)
(with Trevor Daniel)
77 — 68 — — — —[AT] — — — Non-album single
"Ice Cream"
(with Blackpink)
13 16 11 135 78 33 18 78 39 8 The Album
"De Una Vez" 2021 92 — 91 — — 100 —[AU] — —[AV] 40   Revelación
"Baila Conmigo" 
(with Rauw Alejandro)
74 — 68 187 86 62 —[AW] —[AX] — 22  
"Selfish Love"
(with DJ Snake)
—[AY] — 71 54 — 61 —[AZ] —[BA] 93 72
  • SNEP: Platinum[56]
"999"
(with Camilo)
—[BB] — — — — — — — — —[BC]   Non-album single
"Let Somebody Go"
(with Coldplay)
2022 91 66 45 115 74 25 —[BD] 28 24 32 Music of the Spheres
"Calm Down" (Remix)[BE]
(with Rema)
3 11 1 — — — 7 —[BF] — 3 Rave & Roses Ultra
"My Mind & Me" 83 98 63 — — 50 —[BG] 76 78 80   Non-album singles
"Single Soon" 2023 19 26 17 66 68 19 35 43 21 13
"Love On" 2024 56 83 56 — — 73 —[BH] 85 61 67  
"Call Me When You Break Up"
(with Benny Blanco and Gracie Abrams)
2025 46 82 41 — 61 37 —[BI] —[BJ] 28 54   I Said I Love You First
"Sunset Blvd"
(with Benny Blanco)
97 — 79 — — — —[BK] — 100 123

 

This FLOP

These aren't bombs, this is a whole nuclear arsenal.

 

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Just now, Chartman said:

People hating on billionaires than saying how humble and anti-capitalist are some artist with 500M or or 300M or 100M dollars is freaking weird. Ultra-heigh net worth individuals start at 30M dollars. Almost no one one on earth has this much money or access to a lifesytle like that. Most people live from paycheck to paycheck, 9-5 out there on the daily grind of life. Stop defending greedy artists who are above 30M. They don't need more cash grabs. They are already part of some very lucky elitist unreachable group!!

Omg stop this

 

This hate based on money is so performative

 

I wish to have 500m in my bank account. They don't care 

4 minutes ago, Pop Art said:

Loving this foreshadowing to your crashout when Gaga fully outstreams hasBeyn in a few months. :heart:

Legendyoncé was, is and will be always be bigger than the ugly beast that you stan :heart:

 

Albums: Bey

Singles Sales: Bey

Touring: Bey

Awards:Bey

Acclaim: Bey 

Longevity: Bey

Net Worth: Bey

Legacy/Impact: Bey

….

 

Rest in Piss FADga

 

 

Just now, glitch said:

Whorja Smith can't sing and people only liked her because she has an outrageously huge arse. So much underrated R&B talent in the UK and the industry chose to put that prostitute front and centre

You randomly hating Jorja Smith always sends me :rip:

1 minute ago, RideOrDie said:

unintelligent, untalented, unappealing, unable, unaware...  

the way we're always on the same page... twin flames I fear :heart:

1 minute ago, Virgos Groove said:

FADty will NEVER have a hit again and I can't wait for her to be exiled to Pluto.mp3

 

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Pluto is too good for her

 

We need to exile her outside of this galaxy. She can take Charlie with her too 

Just now, Universo said:

Godga won btw :heart2:

Won razzies yes

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I don't like all swifties, some of you ******* are dumb

 

FolkLover1989

1 minute ago, sciencemagic said:

following up: the reason why Katy Perry's music is so popular in the rest of the world is because the lyrics are easy to learn, especially for people learning English as a second language AND the melodies are super simple/easy to play. I lived in Southeast Asia growing up and Katy was always being covered, especially by people who didn't speak English super well. So the Kats going on and on about how their fave is so beloved worldwide... it's because the lyrics aren't complex at all and the melody is basic as hell :rip: not a flex!

Okay? Why are you writing a novel about Katy Perry on atrl? 

Here's what up! :coffee2:

 

Me bullying RihPIG all those years made her retire into obesity. Very good.

 

Perry the Piñata has been completely destroyed  over and over again to the point where even I felt bad for her for a quick sec. 

 

Big Ben bought the AOTY to try and distract from the fact that the entire world knows that she knew about her husband being basically Epstein 2.0 - it didn't work. People are finally over pretending she's good and nobody is buying her flop tour tickets. 

 

Meanwhile, Lady Godga just scored one of the biggest hits of all time (again). Mayhem is her most acclaimed masterpiece. Her tour is selling out in minutes.

 

Oh wow. Talent truly did win in the end. :gaygacat4:

 

 

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Won razzies yes

see this is why i-... when i catch you miss KatyPrismRat

 

 

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

You randomly hating Jorja Smith always sends me :rip:

You wanna know the origin story? Well in 2018 her music video for Let Me Down ft Stormzy dropped on the same day as No Drama by Tinashe. In the UK, Jorja was #1 on YouTube trending and Tinashe was #2. I'll never forgive her

1 minute ago, Queenyoncee said:

Legendyoncé was, is and will be always be bigger than the ugly beast that you stan :heart:

 

Albums: Bey

Singles Sales: Bey

Touring: Bey

Awards:Bey

Acclaim: Bey 

Longevity: Bey

Net Worth: Bey

Legacy/Impact: Bey

….

 

Rest in Piss FADga

 

 

I just know that ugly beast's latest album pulling farther and farther ahead of your Queen's latest attempt really hurts you deep inside. :'(

2 minutes ago, itshyolee said:

OH PLEASE YOU CHUBBY THICK NECK KNOCK KNEED ASS HOE ALL IT TAKES IS ONE KICK TO THAT POT BELLY AND YOU'LL BE OUT QUICKER THAN 143 LEAVING THE CHARTS!

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Not you talking about bellies :ahh: Nut in the gut ass ***** :ahh: If I so

much as tapped that belly button, you'd regurgitate enough sperm to harvest Beyoncé's next sweatshop

 

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1 minute ago, Dear Reader said:

I don't like all swifties, some of you ******* are dumb

 

FolkLover1989

Ohh you burning cause I hated on your husband Travis Kelce

 

The Travis Widows will be worse than Joe Widows

1 minute ago, Kern said:

Okay? Why are you writing a novel about Katy Perry on atrl? 

someone has to keep her name in popular culture, because her fans and the GP certainly aren't! :giraffe:

OH. First time participating so lemme make it count in case it doesn't come back

1. Britney stans need to get over Justin completely eclipsing her career. :bibliahh: She's a coked out loser who had to settle for a literal felon as a boyfriend because no celebrity or even a respectable non-celeb would ever go as low as to date her. There's a reason why even celebs who praise her today praise her from afar. Even with a hate train against him, she will NEVER be as respected as Justin, nor will she be taken seriously as an artist, performer, singer, etc. like he is. People who fell for the lies can admit that he is talented. She doesn't even have that to fall back on. She is a sob story that the world loves to watch and pity.

2. I love their music, but (as an outsider) Mariah and Gaga both seem to have not matured past their highschool mean girl phase. Especially Mariah. The recent stank face she gave Muni Long was so uncalled for. Sit there and listen to her sing. Idc if it's bad, it's just the polite thing to do. And don't get me started on how she continues to hate JLo despite it being Tommy's idea to steal that sample. Get over it. It happened decades ago. Same goes for Gaga. She's out here reposting Katy hate videos, which is so unprofessional. Gaga already makes better music and is more respected. Why does she still care about Roar v Applause? 

 


Did I do it correctly? :bird:

7 minutes ago, glitch said:

I hate how millennial gays still love Cheryl Tweedy. Reminder that she punched a toilet attendant in the face. Once a racist chav always a racist chav

 

 

The only good thing she did is release Fight for this love

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