10 minutes ago, jesus del rey said:

1.) She shows up in the ugliest updo ever to perform Good Morning and then sweeps GF while looking like someone's grandma

2.) She shows up in the cvntiest outfit ever to serve the best performance of her life to Disease/Abracadabra but doesn't win any GF

I laughed so hard imagining the first scenario pls

But def. 2 just imagine having to deal with another I don't know how many years of every article about her using a photo of an ugly grandma updo

Edited January 29Jan 29 by SweetOreosOfHeaven

Wow. Her average is crazy. A few more shows would've easily put her #1.

I hope we get a taste of LG8 aesthetic-wise with her fashion

Gaga Waymo almost hit me in LA I was so excited

1. She shows up with a fresh epione filled face and makeup looking like a haus labs test palate, she announces the electro industrial synth pop LG8 for April and loses all nominations.

2. She shows up in beautiful archival Versace stealing the spotlight and going viral instantly. She wins all her nominations but announces her retirement from music effective today.

Edited January 29Jan 29 by Miss Anthropocene

6 minutes ago, l3disko said:

Is she going to scrap her plans again and do a pro-kindness anti-ICE tribute?

Is the TLOASG era that boring that you guys have to spy in our base?

We gotta do something as a collective and protect ANY celebrity that's +70 and has a risk of dying prior to the performance.

1. She loses all her GF nominations and never wins one for the rest of her career.

2. She wins all her GFs on Sunday but Ritchy gets rehired effective immediately

6 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

1. She loses all her GF nominations and never wins one for the rest of her career.

2. She wins all her GFs on Sunday but Ritchy gets rehired effective immediately

Option 2 and we hire a hitman

"The Dead Dance live at the GRAMMYS 2026"

31 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

1. She loses all her GF nominations and never wins one for the rest of her career.

2. She wins all her GFs on Sunday but Ritchy gets rehired effective immediately

This is a gay man's own Sophie's choice

37 minutes ago, Rascal said:

She was mourning Whitney Housten

Source?

Whitney passed away the day before the ceremony, I really don't think Gaga scrapped her entire concept last minute with like 24h notice. Fan fiction

also

Houston **

22 minutes ago, Nicholai said:

Option 2 and we hire a hitman

the scream I yelled

Did miss maam get her titties done? I've never seen them this protruding and jiggly

I don't know, I just hope the performance does the era justice

5 minutes ago, Freaky Prince said:

Did miss maam get her titties done? I've never seen them this protruding and jiggly

Oh she REALLY wants to erase Tity

38 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

1. She loses all her GF nominations and never wins one for the rest of her career.

2. She wins all her GFs on Sunday but Ritchy gets rehired effective immediately

option 1 is genuinely better to me

4 minutes ago, bucketsofnuggets said:

Source?

Whitney passed away the day before the ceremony, I really don't think Gaga scrapped her entire concept last minute with like 24h notice. Fan fiction

also

Houston **

It's really not difficult for Lady Gaga to choose to wear a black veil at short notice

Your own reasoning is "gave me the feeling that she knew in advance, and that this costume and the veil was her own way of mourning it publicly"

Actual fan fiction vs something that happened that affected her

2 hours ago, Aston Martin said:

I think TF is eligible for around 9x plat now (5 million pure sales, 1.6 million album-equivalent units from Poker Face, 1.2 million from Just Dance, 700k from Paparazzi, 400k from LoveGame, and 100k from Starstruck would put the album at 9 million alone). So I think they're waiting for the album to be Diamond-eligible to certify it, but the last time she got a discography-wide cert update was 2019 () so idk

Ya this is what I thought. Cause if it's sold like 15M+ WW to be stuck at 6x platinum seems too low. I wish her label was on top of it like other pop stars who gets a new cert added every time they reach another platinum milestone.

7 minutes ago, Arthoe said:

Oh she REALLY wants to erase Tity

Well girl lets stop at the boobs and not go any higher to the vocal chords

8 minutes ago, Rascal said:

It's really not difficult for Lady Gaga to choose to wear a black veil at short notice

k. so no source then.

ALSOOO

clearly its not just a veil. the netting is part of the whole dress from head to toe so...

Edited January 29Jan 29 by bucketsofnuggets

52 minutes ago, Artur said:

Wow. Her average is crazy. A few more shows would've easily put her #1.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra is coming for her ass though. Why do they serve that Enigma being sung in the mines scenario someone made up a while ago?

1. Loses AOTY

2. Wins AOTY but refuses it and makes Kendrick get on stage to hand the award to him

4 minutes ago, Before the Dawn said:

1. Loses AOTY

2. Wins AOTY but refuses it and makes Kendrick get on stage to hand the award to him

1.