Infernal Paradise

In what world are these giving makeup brand promo? The first one especially serving "Whew, I just recorded the best song of my career I'm tired chii let me lay down on this couch for a minute"

She always used to post proper photoshoots before with Horse Labs, these random candids are sus af. What if these are pics from LG.ATE studio sessions and the lipsticks and bronzers are red herrings?

NEW PEAK Top 100 next

ARUTW is the bigger classic and I absolutely love it but Abra is something special. A resounding reminder of Gaga's pop auteur prowess and an instant and welcome addition to her legendary canon. The surprise drop @ the Grammys was one of THE gaggiest things ever. I'll never forget how monumental and surreal it felt, followed by the extremely short notice for the release. Literal POP MUSIC EMERGENCY.

The way she's only seen with Sainthia publicly nowadays, or Michael's mom. Mar-A-LaJoe must be FUMING.

Abracadabra 756,761 (+27,081)

It's too funny how Swifties immediately start feeling FOMO whenever any other artists have an upper hand in some of the "biggest" conversations. OT: Definitely one of the biggest non-singles, servicing it to two out of hundreds of radio markets (that aren't even in the top 5 biggest IFPI markets) does not make it a single pls, so unserious Its certifications also speak for its success and longevity. Region Certification Certified units/sales Australia (ARIA)[40] 9× Platinum 630,000‡ Austria (IFPI Austria)[118] 2× Platinum 60,000‡ Belgium (BRMA)[119] Platinum 40,000‡ Brazil (Pro-Música Brasil)[120] 4× Diamond 640,000‡ Denmark (IFPI Danmark)[121] 3× Platinum 270,000‡ France (SNEP)[122] Diamond 333,333‡ Germany (BVMI)[123] Gold 200,000‡ Italy (FIMI)[124] 2× Platinum 200,000‡ New Zealand (RMNZ)[42] 7× Platinum 210,000‡ Norway (IFPI Norway)[125] 4× Platinum 240,000‡ Poland (ZPAV)[126] Diamond 250,000‡ Portugal (AFP)[127] 2× Platinum 20,000‡ Spain (Promusicae)[128] 3× Platinum 180,000‡ Switzerland (IFPI Switzerland)[129] Gold 10,000‡ United Kingdom (BPI)[48] 3× Platinum 1,800,000‡ United States (RIAA)[130] Platinum 1,000,000‡ Streaming Sweden (GLF)[131] 3× Platinum 24,000,000† An actual, legitimate, organic GLOBAL CLASSIC known and loved by the GP, people of all ages were listening to this song at graduations, weddings, funerals. Not everyone can relate.

Where were you yesterday

Spotify Global 🌎 (10/10) #10 (-2) DWAS — 2,878,197 #168 (+22) Paparazzi — 1,238,981 #190 (RE) Poker Face — 1,209,008

But ATRL told me Gaga doesn't have a SOLO HIT since 2011?? Then what is THIS????????

Abracadabra 729,680 (+94,168) Oh wow

This song will never die and neither will OGHs' suffering. We love to see it.

FadTRL going down just as DWAS cllimbs its way back to top 10, the power of this song

Spotify Global (08/10) 🌎 #8. (+6) Die With A Smile - 2,918,763 This is insane omg