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300 TikToks weekly, you'll see

DWAS was a once in a generation hit, so wdym?

It'll go viral

I thought of this while drafting my post and chose to that memory.

I hope a collab is there to keep her Spotify numbers strong while she's on a hiatus

The pic she posted / her profile pic and Haus Labs posts are cute, but let's be so for real. This is not musical era imagery-level. it's just having fun with a polaroid teas I could've told you even without any context that this wasn't tied to her music

How are the liddo scientists feeling today?

Can someone do some new Zombie choreo for Halloween?

Gaga's next post: Lady Gaga @ladygaga "I had such an energizing time at the Annual Skin Research Conference in Cleveland, Ohio! Thank you to all of the panelists that made the event so engaging and informative. I look forward to bringing the insights back to Outer Biosciences. View our open roles on our careers page! #Networking #Science"

And then you woke up to RUNWAY playing as your alarm.

I walked by the Outer Bio labs today and didn't see Miss Gaga conducting her research. I'll try again tomorrow.

me on linkedin in denial that i've been working for 50 years

Michael just made his first Twitter post too. His account looks exactly like Gaga's with his bio etc lol

I didn't say I wanted food poisoning.

Lady Gaga literally built her career on a desire to be famous and a celebrity. That's the epitome of being a capitalist without saying it.