Teneo

Haven't listened to the album yet but the way everyone involved is treating this project is absolutely hysterical

Time to randomly send HBDUWM to radio I guess

Her name being attached to Britney's was starting to give her notoriety and exposition so naturally the universe course-corrected and made sure Tinashe remained where she belonged in the order of things.

It's because their industry don't see these girls as people, their fans don't see these girls as people neither, they themselves don't see themselves as people. They are just characters and products. So they don't have the concept of an actual person with autonomy apologizing for something they did or said. This is just a "chapter" on Lisa's story in which she is the protagonist and thus we are asked to pay to see what happens to her next. She is not an actual human being with feelings, she is just entertainment to consume.

Congratulations to her, her fans and all of the men who enjoyed her paid company.

Just when you think we had it all, big ends, condos, collecting cars Picture your life elevatin' with me, make you my project celebrity I keep your name hot in them streets but it's that little glimpse of light That makes a diamond really shine and you already is a star but unless you flawless Then your dynasty ain't complete without a chief like MEEEEE

When you look at the OG tracklist ordered like this... she ******* ate with this album. Like what do you mean you open with Deja Vu and then there's Get Me Bodied, Suga Mama, Upgrade U, Ring The Alarm, Kitty Kat, Freakum Dress, Green Light... all back to back. When I was young I had trouble getting into B'Day because my parents had the Deluxe one and I thought the album was a disjointed mess full of good songs.

Act III. Seems like we will be going through her birthday in silence!

Let's have some fun this bass is sick I wanna take a ride on your veneer stick

This feels like early 10s, for better and worse.

The thought of Selena of all people landing a feature on Beyoncé's loudest album

SUGA MAMA MAMA I'M YOOOO

I love you Beyonce I never spoke any ill of you but if you could just delete that second Jolene verse of all streaming platforms we would love you more

Notice how it says "for PURCHASE" Anyway we love her again!

You guys stream her music? Then why don't the numbers add up?

The thought of millions of people dying of covid while she was busy recording "Jolene you know I'm a queen Jolene I'm a banshee creole ***** from Louisiana ***** dont try me"

When she wakes up this morning I hope she stumbles and falls on her face and one tooth falls out

Lock her, Jada Smith and Lizzo in a room and throw away the key, please.

I hope it hurt twice

Damn when you put it like that September 3rd being our 9-11.

I'm so done with her. I'm glad that crazy girl bit her in Swarm.

Jazz buzz album out in September Lead single out for Halloween Bruno collab retroactively added into album in October Lead Single 3 out in February Album out in March Lead Single 4 for Netflix show out in Summer Surprise release deluxe version in September so we can use the no-promo, no lead single, no live performances excuse

Being Lizzo's wardrobe assistant sounds horrible let's all be honest

His Born This Way tracklist ends at Hair

Everyone dragging her or making fun of her What was the last time we got a legit funny release, outside of whatever is happening with Ellie Goulding's album? Woman's World? Let's appreciate the entertainment we cannot be reliving ARTPOP/Rebel Heart/Pink Friday 2 forever we need new chapters in the messy eras book