hausofbryan

300 TikToks weekly, you'll see

DWAS was a once in a generation hit, so wdym?

It'll go viral

I thought of this while drafting my post and chose to that memory.

I hope a collab is there to keep her Spotify numbers strong while she's on a hiatus

The pic she posted / her profile pic and Haus Labs posts are cute, but let's be so for real. This is not musical era imagery-level. it's just having fun with a polaroid teas I could've told you even without any context that this wasn't tied to her music

How are the liddo scientists feeling today?

Can someone do some new Zombie choreo for Halloween?

Gaga's next post: Lady Gaga @ladygaga "I had such an energizing time at the Annual Skin Research Conference in Cleveland, Ohio! Thank you to all of the panelists that made the event so engaging and informative. I look forward to bringing the insights back to Outer Biosciences. View our open roles on our careers page! #Networking #Science"

And then you woke up to RUNWAY playing as your alarm.

I walked by the Outer Bio labs today and didn't see Miss Gaga conducting her research. I'll try again tomorrow.

me on linkedin in denial that i've been working for 50 years

Michael just made his first Twitter post too. His account looks exactly like Gaga's with his bio etc lol

I didn't say I wanted food poisoning.

Lady Gaga literally built her career on a desire to be famous and a celebrity. That's the epitome of being a capitalist without saying it.

Thank goodness, I was worried who would be making dinner for us now.

She needs a new acting role to get rid of that JFAD stench still, TBH!

Right, right.

Haus Labs placed higher in the alphabet than MAC or L'Oréal. Why?

Haus Labs is bigger than MAC or L'Oréal. Why?

The impact of the Outer Biosciences announcement

DITD serving the Applause release-week competitor's 2026 debut numbers

Don't let Haus Labs catch some strays, AKA one of the fastest growing beauty brands according to WWD, just because you have nice skin. Some of us were born with genetic atrocities in our skin DNA.

Some of her fans are exhausting. Never-ending sponsorships are one thing to be bothered by, especially when it doesn't connect to her in any real way. Publicly supporting her husband-to-be's career is another — AKA a very normal thing that anyone would do, famous or not. But while she's clearing her social media, can she remove the jump scare profile picture from TikTok, too?

He's such a loser. It's been 20 years, leave ha name outta your mouth!