the first Katy album I actually hate  i've loved every album from her, but this one is just sh*t

Artificial is cute though, i'll give her that one 

it went from worse to worser 

 

 

 

14 minutes ago, Phaunzie said:

I am confused why certain LMs and animals are clamoring to listen an album that they were never going to like. Are they that masochistic or just obsessed to the point of insanity? Poor them. 

It's an album by a MPG we're allowed to listen to it and share our honest opinions 

2 minutes ago, West Coast said:

it went from worse to worser 

 

 

 

Tbf this sounds corny but still a BOP 

2 minutes ago, West Coast said:

it went from worse to worser 

 

 

 

Please let this be an AI parody, there's no way it's a real song

1 hour ago, BlueBlue said:

My review: 

WW - I still like this song no matter the outrage that happened. It's cheesy power 2010 anthem just like old Katy 6,5/10

Gimmie Gimmie - Literally she sounds here like Kim Petras. I know most of the songs here are FTB outtakes but this went to far here. TRIPPY TRIPPY 5/10

Gorgeus - U*ho*y 2.0 ew but this time it's listenable 6/10 

I'm His His mine - bop BOP bop if Doja released this this would be #1 for 10 weeks on BB hot 100 tik tok would go crazy for this but it is how it is sad 8/10

Crush - OH I'M DANCING 7/10 

Lifetimes - everything I needed from Katy 10000000000000000000000/10 best song from album #1 in my room

All The Love - *sad dance* 7/10

Nirvana - DANCING IN BLURRY LIGHTSSSSSS oh DANCE ANTHEM. Drop could be a little better but it's still working 7/10

Artificial - E.T. 2.0 honestly. If I was Katy I would try push this as another single. It's different but with Katy touch in it 7/10 

Truth - *sad dance 2* 6/10

Wonder - What a cute song. Sounds like Avicii 2013 or something. 8/10 

 

I love dance music so it's not suprise I love this album. This album is everything I expected from it and she delivered. 10/10

 

 

 

 

 

Only one song rated as 10/10 and somehow the album is a 10/10 

 

Can't wait to listen to this album when it comes out in NA - the polarizing reviews have me so intrigued.

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by FranzJoseph

1-Womans World- its meh
2- Gimmie x2- does nothing to me. didn't needed 21 savage killed the vibe and goes nowhere i needed something more to explode
3-  Gorgeous -beat starts nice, (some of u like this one) but i don't.
4- IM HIS HEs Mine- this along all the song is the real BOP this should have been her 1 single.
5- CRUSH- Filler 
6- LIFETIMES- kinda my guilty pleasure rn im kinda BOPPING

7- ALL THE LOVE- cute/bop
8- NIRVANA -cute/meh 
9- ARTIFICIAL -don't like the beat - rap still better than 21 S
10-TRUTH- cute/bop
11- WONDER -cute . this track feels kinda separated from the others, isn't bad, maybe she needed more tracks in this direction i like it as a whole beat/production even her voice sounds better earcandy, sounds like an old song from katy perry in the best way possible.

 

3.75/10

 

Has a heart is so cute with Daisy. I hope she at some point is going to add these tracks to streaming  

1 minute ago, Hexchromatica said:

It's an album by a MPG we're allowed to listen to it and share our honest opinions 

When you obviously hate a popstar and break your heels to listen to an UNRELEASED album I'm sorry but it's giving obsessed 

 

 

The start of nirvana is such a jumpscare

 

 

Crush is the worst song I ever heard by an MPG

2 minutes ago, OmegaRidley said:

When you obviously hate a popstar and break your heels to listen to an UNRELEASED album I'm sorry but it's giving obsessed 

 

 

I mean it's out. And I said I liked crush. 

8 minutes ago, West Coast said:

it went from worse to worser 

 

 

 

What in the Cocomelon? IJBOL

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by Thor

20 minutes ago, Avrileon said:

artificial is giving me jewels n drugs when JID starts opening his mouth… (in a bad way). and the song ends so abruptly. So far the worst offender on this album 

this was my first thought exactly..Artificial feels like 5 songs mixed together randomly

What the hell is that gimme gimme intro. Ruined the song. I thought I pressed play on a fanmade edit. It's giving male ice spice 

5 minutes ago, OmegaRidley said:

When you obviously hate a popstar and break your heels to listen to an UNRELEASED album I'm sorry but it's giving obsessed 

 

 

jizz are you new here? this site thrives from dragging every other pop girls that exists. 

It was bad for her

9 minutes ago, West Coast said:

it went from worse to worser 

 

 

 

Oh no no no no no

 

I am truly speechless 

 

It sounds like the ***** full house theme song

 

LADY GOTTWALD 

The run from Crush to Nirvana is actually quite nice actually,

 

My biggest criticism isnt the basic lyrics which are lowkey expected from her and in a way are part of her charm. But the uninspired production and complete lack of bridges (that used to be one of her strongest points) just makes the whole album sound so... unseasoned.

 

Like I wasnt expecting her to serve some groundbreaking production and experimentation. But she has a history of at least delivering songs that sound polished, expensive, with detailed and engaging production. The entire project feels like on autopilot. And it's weird cause you could make a case for a "mindless fun careless" record if it was mostly like the songs in the middle but you can tell she clearly thought she was doing something and asking questions or serving a message and that makes the whole thing fall flat

Just now, Hexchromatica said:

It's an album by a MPG we're allowed to listen to it and share our honest opinions 

Weren't you just kiki'ng at the panning from your associates, liking the petty drags they throw at Katy for months. I'm shocked you had such interest in listening to the album but, unlike you if I clearly don't like person's music, I am not going to listen to it. So clearly you went out, waited there at your desk for hours until the album was available just to run to ATRL to pan it. That's loser behavior, hun. Maybe re-evaluate why it was so important to listen to the album. It was clear hatred didn't make you do it hence why I believe it is obsession. 

1 hour ago, BlueBlue said:

My review: 

WW - I still like this song no matter the outrage that happened. It's cheesy power 2010 anthem just like old Katy 6,5/10

Gimmie Gimmie - Literally she sounds here like Kim Petras. I know most of the songs here are FTB outtakes but this went to far here. TRIPPY TRIPPY 5/10

Gorgeus - U*ho*y 2.0 ew but this time it's listenable 6/10 

I'm His His mine - bop BOP bop if Doja released this this would be #1 for 10 weeks on BB hot 100 tik tok would go crazy for this but it is how it is sad 8/10

Crush - OH I'M DANCING 7/10 

Lifetimes - everything I needed from Katy 10000000000000000000000/10 best song from album #1 in my room

All The Love - *sad dance* 7/10

Nirvana - DANCING IN BLURRY LIGHTSSSSSS oh DANCE ANTHEM. Drop could be a little better but it's still working 7/10

Artificial - E.T. 2.0 honestly. If I was Katy I would try push this as another single. It's different but with Katy touch in it 7/10 

Truth - *sad dance 2* 6/10

Wonder - What a cute song. Sounds like Avicii 2013 or something. 8/10 

 

I love dance music so it's not suprise I love this album. This album is everything I expected from it and she delivered. 10/10

 

 

 

 

 

The math ain't mathing 

Yeah, I, I got those palpitations
Those boom-boom-booms
I'm on a new vibration

 

Yeah, I, I need some medication
Your ooh-ooh-ooh
I need an explanation

 

Is it a crush? Makin' me blush
Here I go again, I'm falling in love

 

Artificial at first listen... but it get's better 

All the Love + Wonder are cute. She fumbled Crush. Artificial may grow on me randomly one day because the rat in me craves garbage from time to time.This was her last chance to deliver and deliver she unfortunately did not.  

 

 

Lifetimes really should've been her lead, preferably without the rapist.

 

5.2/10.

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by Suspendedintheair