My rankings: 

 

WOMAN'S WORLD 2/10 sounds like a jingle for a discounted clothing store

GIMME GIMME 4/10 I see what Luke and co were trying to do here but it wasn't successful. 21 didn't deliver.

GORGEOUS 2/10 one of the worst on the album. Should have stayed in the Feed the Beast scraps file. Too similar to GG yet...worse somehow. 

I'M HIS HE'S MINE 2.5/10 upgraded from a 2 because of Doechii's contribution. Katy sounds awkward and the sample is uninspired. Very dull.

CRUSH 4.5/10 sample use on this one is more successful. It's pretty inoffensive and my favourite so far. There's something feel good about it I guess. 

LIFETIMES 3.5/10 this isn't offensive but it doesn't go anywhere. It reminds me of a track you would find on an album in a bargain bin of unsold cds.

ALL THE LOVE 4/10 some of the better songwriting so far. Can't say much about the production, it's still very samey. 

NIRVANA 4/10 there's a bit of **** thrown in this one. This one has a few Katy moments in the songwriting. The outro is a bit of a moment and not just because it's over.

ARTIFICIAL 2.5/10 cringe cringe cringe. This one is pretty annoying and I really dislike the vocal production. Artifical is a good title because it sounds AI generated. JID...had a verse.

TRUTH 3.5/10 more bad vocal production. This one really doesn't really go anywhere but at least it has some heart in it.

WONDER 5.5/10 as I previously mentioned, this was the highlight for me on first listen. I can appreciate that this has personality. 

3/10 OVERALL

 

 

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by BrattyBottom

1 hour ago, Gladiator said:

Christina did it best as that cute interlude before a song dedicated to him. 

exactly I was gonna bring in Xtina's Bionic and Beyoncé's Blue (feat. Blue Ivy) as examples of including your toddler in your album in an actually heart warming way but I didnt want to draw comparisons to further drive my point but I guess I shouldve

**starts playing**  

What other bonus tracks are on there other than has a heart ? Aren't they spread out across the vinyls ? Gotta be more than one lol

idk why you guys are even acknowledging that fanbase in here  they've always gone out of their way to provoke people on this forum (i remember reading a while ago how mods had to ban all of them from the renaissance album thread a couple of years ago cause they wouldn't stop saying how much better chromatica is than renaissance)

 

just block them 

6 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said:

My rankings: 

 

WOMAN'S WORLD 2/10 sounds like a jingle for a discounted clothing store

GIMME GIMME 4/10 I see what Luke and co was trying to do here but it wasn't successful. 21 didn't deliver.

GORGEOUS 2/10 one of the worst on the album. Should have stayed in the Feed the Beast scraps file. Too similar to GG yet...worse somehow. 

I'M HIS HE'S MINE 2.5/10 upgraded from a 2 because of Doechii's contribution. Katy sounds awkward and the sample is uninspired. Very dull.

CRUSH 4.5/10 sample use on this one is more successful. It's pretty inoffensive and my favourite so far. There's something feel good about it I guess. 

LIFETIMES 3.5/10 this isn't offensive but it doesn't go anywhere. It reminds me of a track you would find on an album in a bargain bin of unsold cds.

ALL THE LOVE 4/10 some of the better songwriting so far. Can't say much about the production, it's still very samey. 

NIRVANA 4/10 there's a bit of **** thrown in this one. This one has a few Katy moments in the songwriting. The outro is a bit of a moment and not just because it's over.

ARTIFICIAL 2.5/10 cringe cringe cringe. This one is pretty annoying and I really dislike the vocal production. Artifical is a good title because it sounds AI generated. JID...had a verse.

TRUTH 3.5/10 more bad vocal production. This one really doesn't really go anywhere but at least it has some heart in it.

WONDER 5.5/10 as I previously mentioned, this was the highlight for me on first listen. I can appreciate that this has personality. 

3/10 OVERALL

 

 

Are you Katy kat or trolling. I haven't seen a kat rating it this low

1 minute ago, Gagaast said:

Are you Katy kat or trolling. I haven't seen a kat rating it this low

Neither. How does my little review and rankings come off as trolling? 

5 minutes ago, Gagaast said:

Are you Katy kat or trolling. I haven't seen a kat rating it this low

He is a little monster. 

4 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said:

Neither. How does my little review and rankings come off as trolling? 

I thought you were kat based on your dp 

It's low-key accurate though except for 2 songs that I would give 2 points extra each 

 

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by Gagaast

On my first listen now!!!! 

 

Gimme Gimme is mid as expected but I kinda vibe with the apple ringtone beat

2 minutes ago, AcidPrince said:

He is a little monster. 

*she and I can't remember the last time I listened to Lady Gaga lol

wait Gorgeous doesnt sound as **** as I thought it would 

9 minutes ago, Gagaast said:

Are you Katy kat or trolling. I haven't seen a kat rating it this low

That is definitely a Gaga stan. Look at the user name. 

Crush should've been track 2 after Woman's World  

3 hours ago, Nefertiti0 said:

Gorgeous is on NMF playlists

 

**** this bltch, hope she misses the top 10 on BB200

 

It's really concerning this topic is full of liddos that searched this album leaked just to give a listen to an artist they don't like. I know they are really busy working on mcdonalds.

 

all the love is obviously a leftover of Prism, meh

Artificial is horrendous, the audacity to compare it to ET 

1. WW - Atrocious verses and horrible chorus. Poor attempt at feminism. Not dancey at all.
2. GG - Useless feature, uninspired and forgettable chorus. Some of these lyrics lord.
3.Gorgeous - Sad attempt at that unholy song. Kim Petras ate her up. Horrible chorus. Again lyrics are cheesy and not befitting someone pushing 40. Atleast put in some more effort in it with a metaphor or 2 idk.
4. I'm his he's mine - made for tiktok. Doechii ate her up again. Atleast sounds reminiscent of her older stuff but not nearly as good.
5. Crush - la da da di ooh ooh ooh boom boom boom is this a baby nursery over generic dance beat? Again with the lyrics. Atrocious & uninspired.
6. Lifetimes - This was fun the first 5 times I heard it. Now it just sounds repetitive and again god these lyrics.
7. All The Love - again it sounds like a 13 year old wrote these lyrics. Skipped halfway through. Doesn't go anywhere.
8. Nirvana - the first half decent song. Atleast this kind of sounds like the vibe she going for but failing to do so prior. Again these lyrics. Even Dua's party songs lyrics are way more interesting than this. The outro beat drags and it ends abruptly with no payoff.
9. Artificial - The worst Katy Perry song I've heard. The beat is different compared to the rest before the generic prechorus kicks in. Skipped halfway through because of headache.
10. Truth - I'm already bored with this record but pushing through. Sounds like she's babbling over another generic beat. I wanna know the truth even if it hurts me? This isn't dancey at all and a bore. Doesn't go anywhere. Skip.
11. Wonder - no comment in respect for Daisy.
Summary: Easily her worst album by a landslide. Atleast Clown had HIH & NRO. Nirvana is the only song that might get a second play.

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by SharGaga

1 minute ago, Stunnah said:

That is definitely a Gaga stan. Look at the user name. 

Not everyone who dislikes the album is automatically a liddo, maybe theyre just OKPH

Crush somehow is better than nirvana, give me these generic bops queen

at least gonna bop to some songs

AAAHHH Im his, hes mine is such a bop

2 minutes ago, Tistotal said:

**** this bltch, hope she misses the top 10 on BB200

 

It's really concerning this topic is full of liddos that searched this album leaked just to give a listen to an artist they don't like. I know they are really busy working on mcdonalds.

 

all the love is obviously a leftover of Prism, meh

Artificial is horrendous, the audacity to compare it to ET 

It's a pop forum and it's pretty common for people to listen and comment on MPG release. 

Gimme gimme, the bop you are 

I always enjoy Katy music no matter how basic it is (basic ≠ bad) but this thing just feels lifeless except Wonder and Kim's parts in Gorgeous.

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by charot

Just now, Gagaast said:

It's a pop forum and it's pretty common for people to listen and comment on MPG release. 

I never listened to Gaga last album, let alone on a working day lol

it's not normal dear

It amazes me how this album is not cohesive at all with all of the song having the same producer, how she manages to do this lol

Cause time is gonna fly, beauty's gonna fade
Don't let growing up bring you down, no

 

One day, when we're older
Will we still look up in wonder?
Someday, when we're wiser
Will our hearts still have that fire?