6 minutes ago, CovalentBondage said:

Clearly math isn't KatyCats strong suit. 

If you really want to talk about math

 

(6.5 + 5 + 6 + 8 + 7 + 1000000000000000 + 7 + 7 +7 + 6 + 8) / 11 is clearly larger than 10

 

12 hours ago, xtino said:

GORGEOUS FT KIM PETRAS 

 

This was meant to be a single but IM HIS HIS MINE was picked instead , Kim's verse is ok , she's trying to rap I guess 

 

I guess dr fluke really wants to push this one after all 

40 minutes ago, shyboi said:

where r yall listening? it says 15 hours 38 minutes 23 seconds for me 

are you new on pop forums? 

32 minutes ago, BlueBlue said:

My review: 

WW - I still like this song no matter the outrage that happened. It's cheesy power 2010 anthem just like old Katy 6,5/10

Gimmie Gimmie - Literally she sounds here like Kim Petras. I know most of the songs here are FTB outtakes but this went to far here. TRIPPY TRIPPY 5/10

Gorgeus - U*ho*y 2.0 ew but this time it's listenable 6/10 

I'm His His mine - bop BOP bop if Doja released this this would be #1 for 10 weeks on BB hot 100 tik tok would go crazy for this but it is how it is sad 8/10

Crush - OH I'M DANCING 7/10 

Lifetimes - everything I needed from Katy 10000000000000000000000/10 best song from album #1 in my room

All The Love - *sad dance* 7/10

Nirvana - DANCING IN BLURRY LIGHTSSSSSS oh DANCE ANTHEM. Drop could be a little better but it's still working 7/10

Artificial - E.T. 2.0 honestly. If I was Katy I would try push this as another single. It's different but with Katy touch in it 7/10 

Truth - *sad dance 2* 6/10

Wonder - What a cute song. Sounds like Avicii 2013 or something. 8/10 

 

I love dance music so it's not suprise I love this album. This album is everything I expected from it and she delivered. 10/10

 

 

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, CameraFlashes said:

i can tell the critics will be so mad they can only give it a 1.4 not 1.43 to drag this album

Oh, I know they are going to whack it like they've never whacked her before

 

4 minutes ago, BrattyBottom said:

I wonder if the critics will continue to bludgeon her or if they'll just ignore this hmm? 

 

There's really not a whole lot you can say about it other than it's extremely dull and lifeless. The songwriting has never been worse on a KP album. 

 

Gottwald and co really fumbled this one

Please, Pitchfork is frothing at the mouth to get their cheap drags in  don't expect anything higher than what Smile got

I should be responsible from counting her sales this era. She would be #1 everywhere

Gorgeous, IHHM, Lifetimes, Nirvana and Truth are okay

Crush and Nirvana are the standouts for me on the first listen.

Can't wait for the hate this album is going to get, the fumes of critics will be fun to watch. Anyway, can't wait to listen to it, at work currently ;~: . 

the songs sound like demos. ALL OF THEM. HOW?!

If they chose Gorgeous as the next single Im 100% convinced they wanted this era to bomb super hard on purpose…

 

Anyways got a VPN but its not working with my AM  I guess its 7 hours for me to go 

10 minutes ago, KK_Lover said:

my dear user what kind of deep meaning do you want from a dance record ?

Well she's the Cyndi Lauper of her generation and Cyndi dropped a great dance record 

37 minutes ago, Jackson said:

Please, Pitchfork is frothing at the mouth to get their cheap drags in  don't expect anything higher than what Smile got

 

I wish Pitchfork would ignore it, but they are not gonna miss this chance   

 

I expect a Jessie J's Who You Are type of score

 

https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/15246-who-you-are/

artificial is giving me jewels n drugs when JID starts opening his mouth… (in a bad way). and the song ends so abruptly. So far the worst offender on this album 

I am confused why certain LMs and animals are clamoring to listen an album that they were never going to like. Are they that masochistic or just obsessed to the point of insanity? Poor them. 

The transition between Nirvana and Artificial…

 

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by KK_Lover

Do you think she's going to end up with a worse overall score than Eminem (46) and Justin Timberlake (51)?

 

This has potential to be the worst album of 2024 

 

This is mid at best for an artist of her level. Not a drag, just the truth. Some songs are better than others but mostly reductive sounds.

Is there a song as good as Think U The **** (Fart) on here?

Im so hyped for the transitions! I live when artists do that on their projects 

literally this and Tove's Heat are gonna be my gym albums for the rest of the decade

Wow this is worse than I expected, everything sounds so generic and dated it feels like it could've been a Bebe Rexha album  the lyrics are so cliché they really feel like they could've been made by chatgpt.

 

Crush and All the love are the only songs I might be listening again. 

All this love and Wonder -both are good. Other than that, didn't like other songs much.

Came in for deep cuts like Smile and Prism, the album is over produced and with no bridge it doesn't have much personality.

 

Transition from one song to another is actually seamless and I couldn't even notice there's new unheard song until few seconds later 

"Truth" is amazing.