Goaty

I've seen open caskets with more vitality

by and large a useless metric. can't wait for the HDD album thread next time she releases I'll be perched for her instagram meltdown

the psychosis I'm about to witness w/ stans trying to figure out what hidden message she has here

anybody who watches this girl perform and comes away with the thought she has no talent needs to get serious. It's one thing if you don't like her music but she's absolutely a top tier performer at only 22 with tons of room to grow

that user doubling down on adoption being problematic and then telling people to google it when they get asked for an explanation this thread is a mess congrats to mother monster though!

all of these are a bunch of nothing burgers. if I had to pick, I'm choosing the renny writing credits, as it's a talking point I still see regurgitated by (unintelligent) people to chip away at her artistic credibility

sorry sis. a bad boss can really ruin the experience of an otherwise enjoyable (or even just tolerable) job

too bad. I had just saved my paycheck to buy one

Receptive anal sex is a known risk factor for anal cancer, not colon cancer. There is no established link between anal sex (or fisting) and colon cancer

I changed my mind. This eats

poll results are giving

I like it. Not sure how to articulate this, but I think it was probably doomed from the start to never quite compare to the original, since it's such a standout track and the duality is a little too on-the-nose w/ it being called "crank 2." brand new Chanels was such a successful interpretation of the companion song that anything released after is gonna have some pretty lofty expectations attached to it.

salt and vinegar >>>>

song is excellent. always has been!

one or two tweets could have been cute. this is just giving desperation

the way this has burrowed into my skull. oh godela

This Debra-Messing-sized Instagram meltdown

she has such commanding screen presence. Music videos typically don't hold my attention, but I could not look away from her

this is rebecca black erasure

My portfolio investment strategy is to buy the overall stock market + bonds at a fixed percentage that changes as I approach retirement. It's the most efficient, easy, and highest return option without resorting to picking individual stocks. The r/bogleheads subreddit is a gold mine of information on this You can also use a wealth manager to invest for you, but you need to do lots of research because many underperform the market (meaning you buying the whole market yourself would give a higher return) AND some of them charge a percentage of your returns every year, which on the time horizon of decades can eat 100s of thousands of dollars from your total I also have some "fun" money that I use to make more high-risk, high-reward plays in the stock market, but if they all tanked tomorrow I'd still be on track to retire at some point in life

the entire first page of this thread is taking me out

oh girls this is serious I'm only on corsetry but the album is shaping up to be one of my favorites this year

Petal was just ok for me. I still really love TTPD

Between this and the cameo in Troy's music video — oh ms godman you will always be culturally relevant!