What do we think is the best version of MAYHEM:

A. Standard 14 track version

B. 17 track version w all three bonus tracks

C. Her website vinyl version with 15 tracks (w CSTH)

D. 15 track target version with KFL

Personally I'm between A & C. I don't think TDD has a place on MAYHEM when Zombieboy does that spooky funk sound better. KFL is also good but not essential in my opinion.

Now adding CSTH kind of does balance out the funkier & rockish sounds of the album and gives the front half of the album a darker/edgier feel. But also it doesn't contribute much lyrically.

THEY/THEM's perfect tracklist:

1. Disease

2. Abracadabra

3. Garden of Eden

4. Perfect Celebrity

5. Can't Stop the High

6. Vanish Into You

7. Killah

8. Zombieboy

9. LoveDrug

10. How Bad Do U Want Me

11. Shadow of a Man

12. The Beast

13. Glamorous Life

14. Die with a Smile

11 minutes ago, frankvert said:

THEY/THEM's perfect tracklist:

1. Disease

2. Abracadabra

3. Garden of Eden

4. Perfect Celebrity

5. Can't Stop the High

6. Vanish Into You

7. Killah

8. Zombieboy

9. LoveDrug

10. How Bad Do U Want Me

11. Shadow of a Man

12. The Beast

13. Glamorous Life

14. Die with a Smile

Get rid of that bonus track and add DCT back, I agree wholeheartedly

10 minutes ago, Outbound said:

Get rid of that bonus track and add DCT back, I agree wholeheartedly

I'm changing my original answer. GL could have fit on MAYHEM but with a darker, more gothic production (BOG type synths from Gesa for example). But that's getting too into hypotheticals, so in only taking each actual song at face value as they were released, im updating to this:

1. Disease

2. Abracadabra

3. Garden of Eden

4. Perfect Celebrity

5. Can't Stop the High

6. Killah

7. Zombieboy

8. LoveDrug

9. How Bad Do U Want Me

10. Shadow of a Man

11. The Beast

12. Vanish Into You

13. Die with a Smile

Theytem "best album of Gaga's career" tracklist:

Disease

Abracadabra

Garden of Eden

Perfect Celebrity

Can't Stop the High

Vanish Into You

Killah

Zombieboy

Lovedrug

How Bad Do U Want Me

Kill For Love

Shadow of a Man

Bonus track: Die With a Smile

1 hour ago, hausofbryan said:

She could've made Abracadabra for the show and the Emmy's would've awarded someone named Jessica Samuelson for a song we've never heard of.

#ThankYouHoldMyHand

i just know there's some powerful mierdonna stan behind the emmy. like, sabrina carputa won and she didn't even tried

I still find it ironic that Judas, her best single since Bad Romance, kinda derailed her career for a bit.

Probably nothing to look forward to for the rest of the month

MAYHEM if it won AOTY:

1. Disease

2. Abracadabra

3. Garden Of Eden

4. Can't Stop The High (Bonus Track)

5. Perfect Celebrity

6. Killah

7. Zombieboy

8. LoveDrug

9. How Bad Do U Want Me

10. Don't Call Tonight

11. Kill For Love (Bonus Track)

12. The Dead Dance (Bonus Track)

13. Shadow Of A Man

14. The Beast

15. Vanish Into You

16. Blade Of Grass

17. Die With A Smile

2 hours ago, frankvert said:

THEY/THEM's perfect tracklist:

1. Disease

2. Abracadabra

3. Garden of Eden

4. Perfect Celebrity

5. Can't Stop the High

6. Vanish Into You

7. Killah

8. Zombieboy

9. LoveDrug

10. How Bad Do U Want Me

11. Shadow of a Man

12. The Beast

13. Glamorous Life

14. Die with a Smile

DWAS (a Gaga song) last to encapsulate the glamour fatalism of Mayhem as a whole, OGH can't understand

https://youtube.com/shorts/lgY_JjZEruE?si=BA5bcjQsHGGxBxiP

Edited September 7Sep 7 by Veckatimest

I see we are still pretending Chlamydous Life is a good song

Runway clears.

Shape of an Oscar clears

They/Them has too many slower songs at the end. VIY should have been slotted in there before the grass song

Those awful Devil Wears Prada songs totally ruin the mood when you listen to her randomly on Spotify. Up until that point you are basically listening to the best discog of all time but then those songs come on and burn everything to the ground.

Seriously, that could make the normies stop listening to her. If her team is reading this you are tarnishing her legacy by letting Spotify do that.

If we collectively forgot about Joker we can forget about this mess too.

Edited September 7Sep 7 by Glam

SHADOW OF A MAN - Oct 2024

1. Abracadabra

2. Disease

3. Garden of Eden

4. Killah

5. Zombieboy

6. Love Drug

7. Perfect Celebrity

8. Vanish into You

9. Shadow of a Man

10. The Beast

11. Die With a Smile (Requiem)

Queen low key needs to step up with her music for movies and television

1 minute ago, Edonis said:

SHADOW OF A MAN - Oct 2024

1. Abracadabra

2. Disease

3. Garden of Eden

4. Killah

5. Zombieboy

6. Love Drug

7. Perfect Celebrity

8. Vanish into You

9. Shadow of a Man

10. The Beast

11. Die With a Smile (Requiem)

No How Badsus?!

1 hour ago, Bhabylon said:

They/Them has too many slower songs at the end. VIY should have been slotted in there before the grass song

Or… The Grass should have been mowed out of the album.

HML top 5 in ha discog

Take what I am about to say with a huggeeee grain of salt

Allegedly I mean very allegedly, according to a doctor bestie of mine, she's been perusing. She's looking into being mother monster if you catch my drift, via surrogacy. But then again they're a coke wh0re so idk how reliable they are but it could explain why she's been kinda on the down low. I hope it's true she would be such a cute mom. Gay son or thot daughter

1 hour ago, Glam said:

Those awful Devil Wears Prada songs totally ruin the mood when you listen to her randomly on Spotify. Up until that point you are basically listening to the best discog of all time but then those songs come on and burn everything to the ground.

Seriously, that could make the normies stop listening to her. If her team is reading this you are tarnishing her legacy by letting Spotify do that.

If we collectively forgot about Joker we can forget about this mess too.

delete

28 minutes ago, SashaDevachelli said:

HML top 5 in ha discog

Take what I am about to say with a huggeeee grain of salt

Allegedly I mean very allegedly, according to a doctor bestie of mine, she's been perusing. She's looking into being mother monster if you catch my drift, via surrogacy. But then again they're a coke wh0re so idk how reliable they are but it could explain why she's been kinda on the down low. I hope it's true she would be such a cute mom. Gay son or thot daughter

Damn, have they misdiagnosed someone? simply because that person is a user*

47 minutes ago, Artur said:

No How Badsus?!

she can be a standout deluxe track that liddos believe would've been a smash had it be on the standard

32 minutes ago, GGD said:

Damn, have they misdiagnosed someone? simply because that person is a user*

I was being cheeky, they are not a user. Definitely a wh0re though

He has lied about other stuff he is just a typical LA gay but he was just so specific about this tea and the way he described her the way she talked I kinda believe him. But who knows I thought I'd share at least

Why do I get the feeling we won't see anything of the Mayhem Ball movie this year (if ever)? Hmm. I guess that's a wrap for 2026, folks

Edited September 8Sep 8 by partynauseous

and to think I was a LG8 lead single in Q4 2026 believer