disgusting 

This is actually what justice looks like sweetie 

 

Also i cant help thinking thats not Jeanette McCurdy on that darn album cover

How did this score lower than an album full of filler tracks that have no memorable melody?  This album has maybe two skippable songs. 

Pitchfork needs to Go F**k Yourself Or Whatever

They actually gave it higher than it deserves

 

 

 

This masterpiece deserved more. Maybe this is her Karma.mp3 for not putting Anxious on the main tracklist...

they spilled omg

This is getting weird.gif

 

 

I don't see anything wrong 

 

They already debuted homophobia 15 years ago when they gave MIKA's amazing "Life In Cartoon Motion" a 1.5

 

 

(I haven't listened to Carly's album yet, but this seems like an unfairly low score, but when even "E•MO•TION" got a 7.4, it seems Pitchfork just isn't very fond of her )

5 minutes ago, Moonlight Nation said:

They already debuted homophobia 15 years ago when they gave MIKA's amazing "Life In Cartoon Motion" a 1.5

 

 

They gave him WHAT? That album is a masterpiece!

The Loneliest Time is an absolute smash, and anyone who can't at least recognize the quality and craftsmanship is just a hater tbh

Pitchfork is a mess since forever, imagine changing score, are you music reviewer that's capable of seeing perspective of music growing or a Twitter user?

they'll switch in the future when it gets retrospective praise. the sistrens in pitchfork has done this several times before

I don't get it

Isn't Carly Rae Jepsen a straight/heterosexual woman?

It mean it is their opinion, it is just it the right one. Also homophonia because a straight, white women gets a score less than 80

I couldn't get past track 4 so maybe they spilled 

As they should. Carly dropped the ball and claimed homophobia herself when she released THAT mixtape. The way even her debut EATS it. Only THE most in-cohesive all over the place playlist (that isn’t TTH) I fear. 

My possibly unpopular opinion is that Carly’s score is about right BUT like every pop girl or pop boy with a big fanbase’s Pitchfork scores are inflated. I wish they would make full use of the 0-10 scale again instead of giving everyone a 6 or a 7 but they’re too (understandably tbh) scared of stans doxxing their writers to do so.

I think they’ve been playing it safe with the big pop girls albums these days. Its like the fifth one that they hand a 6.5 lol its so predictable at this point. It seems they wanna pan, but not bring stans to their doorstep.

not Jeannette McCurdy

Fair tbh it’s a slightly above average pop album. It doesn’t do anything new or exciting nor does it make you wrinkle your nose.

She DOES look like Jeannette McCurdy 

 

Who cares what some website says. Stans get so caught up in worrying about reviewers

3 hours ago, StormFury said:

Ceremonials

Florence and the Machine

2011

 

6.0

now THIS is ******* offensive to me