I love the range of threads we have on this site.

 

what does a cavity even smell like? 

Hey sistren methinks Mariah Caries is collecting another hit. You may have one hole too many, I fear!

Just tell him

Just tell him? Tf

Just say it?

leave postit notes all around his house with cavity written on then

he's a doctor but a believer of god, and doesn't go to the dentist regularly 

 

this don't make sense. cause why wouldn't a doctor take his dental health seriously, given the knowledge he must posess given that he's a doctor 

"Your breath is PUTRID. It might mean you have a cavity at an advanced state. I like you, but this makes kissing you less enjoyable. Having you breathing near me feels like taking a stroll by the fish market on a hot summer afternoon."

2 hours ago, Illuminati said:

Carry some gum or breath mints and feed it to him like a dog treat every time you hang out

Pull a Pavlov on him 🥰

Edited May 15, 20251 yr by Zeferino

2 hours ago, Alaska. said:

Damn, how much for you to find my used underwear I left at my grandma's that I'm too embarrassed to search for?

I think you should make a thread about this topic as it firmly aligns with ATRL's recent thread guidelines 

2 hours ago, Alaska. said:

Damn, how much for you to find my used underwear I left at my grandma's that I'm too embarrassed to search for?

If you're hot I'll do it for free

1 hour ago, commander said:

what does a cavity even smell like? 

It smells like something is rotting in your mouth. I swear OP didn't make things up  

3 hours ago, BelAir said:

a doctor

And yet…

 

5 hours ago, Kern said:

"I can smell you have cavity"

No this is real! It's like a spoiled milk smell. It's awful

I like how we're all glossing over the fact you said "he has minor issues like being a believer in god"

 

 

Politely tell him. I know you're afraid of hurting his feelings but I'm sure he'd be more hurt if you ended it. 
 

'Babe, you're incredible. I want us to continue seeing each other but you have bad breath and it's affecting my attraction towards you. Let's get it fixed' 

this sounds like something a

'useless superpower generator'

would come up with tbh

 

girl just say you think he has a cavity and maybe he needs to get a filling? offer to go with him like, you don't need ATRL to tell you this lol. 

4 hours ago, commander said:

what does a cavity even smell like? 

Poop, I would guess

Tell him to spend his 200k Drag race winner coin on a dentist

On 5/15/2025 at 7:42 AM, Illuminati said:

Carry some gum or breath mints and feed it to him like a dog treat every time you hang out

 

Sadly many people are so tuned out you could throw breath mints like a confetti and they'd still wont get it.

 

 

"This new dentist I visited wanted us to join him in a threesome. Do you wanna come along next time?" 

I knew at least one person would reference the recent drag race winner. 
 

Edited May 19, 20251 yr by Hollywood.

sit on his face.