Mitsouko

She's so crazy I love it

Fact that THEE Beyoncé's sole AOTY win has "Cowboy" in the title

Fact that we're two blinks away from 2027 and this **** started in 2022

We will never credit that ghoul for anything good that happens in this world

Smash hit like successful on charts or smash hit like a plane into the side of a mountain

That doctor put his feet on her shoulders, grabbed her scalp in both fists, and yanked skywards

Not "written down by" asdfgh Gaga in a nutshell

If Jay does the halftime show, everyone and I mean everyone - even the haters - will be waiting for Bey to show up. If she doesn't, it will be the anticlimax of the millennium

How immature do you have to be to get offended by that. Swifties the fanbase least equipped for adulthood/the real world confirmed

And maybe only one of these will be talked about 50 years after her peak so what's your point

Measly-voiced, superficial image-based fame, extremely prolific with extremely weak material. She's not valuable as an R&B/soul vocalist (Aretha, Patti, Gladys) and her disco significance gets cannibalized by less than a handful of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-type anonymous mega-hits (Upside Down, I'm Coming Out). Everything Diana brought to the table in the 70s was done better and/or on a more global scale in the 80s by Madonna, Janet, Whitney, Tina, Sharon Redd, Phyllis Hyman, The Pointer Sisters, Chaka Khan, Gwen Guthrie, Evelyn King... She was rendered completely irrelevant by the end of the 80s.

Fragile masculinity + fame + money + living in California = **** like this

Madonna - NYC Gaga - LA Beyoncé - Treasure Island Taylor Swift - Wuhan

Mariah said Madonna was a hasbeen when Madonna was fresh off a 7-week number one smash. I wouldn't read into it too much.