Just now, The Music Industry said:

Taylor Swift will be the best-selling female artist of all time by the end of the year. She's already the highest-grossing AND most streamed artist of all time. Her not having the very specific achievement of having an album with 5 #1s truly isn't the gag you seem to think it is...?

 

Trailer has also flooded the industry with over 150 physical and digital releases across the span of 2 years to attempt to inflate her stats and in the process ruined her music 

 

1989 TV is legit one of the most horribly mixed commercial records released in the past 20 years 

 

5 minutes ago, loveisdead9582 said:

Katy and her delusional Stan's should really worry more about her being able to get a number one again… ever… if Bebe Rexha is the landlord of the Khia parking lot, then Katy is the person she's making the mortgage payments to… 

#1 is too ambitious...they should aim for top 50 first

 

 

 

Fadga's inability to produce a decent song since she dropped stealing from Kylie/Madonna/Robyn/AOB needs to be studied

The f4gs on her team should be spoon feeding her coke a la 2009

 

 

Truly the most talentless popstar of ALL TIME

1 minute ago, JBJT2786 said:

#1 is too ambitious...they should aim for top 50 first

 

 

 

At this point, charting is a pipe dream. 
 

Just now, Vrx. said:

Fadga's inability to produce a decent song since she dropped stealing from Kylie/Madonna/Robyn/AOB needs to be studied

The f4gs on her team should be spoon feeding her coke a la 2009

 

girl please no one is stealing from Flopgie MaNOgue, Flopgyn and... I dont even know who AOB is.

 

As for Grandonna... what is there to steal? Mad's magic came from her producers. it wasnt her flop vocals or songwriting abilities. it was her ability to pick good producers. she was unbelievably creative but unbelievably untalented.

Early 2020s pop starting to look as mediocre as early 2000s pop (Kylie exempt in both cases).

 

It's about time for Madoom to fluff her wig, tone her arms, dust off a cunty outfit, call up some legacy act that predates her to book an iconic sample, and remind these children what QUALITY POP sounds like. Again. She should NOT have to be doing this at her big age, but here we are once more. The genre is in a crisis and needs her to deliver the goods now more than ever. Pray that the queen still has it in her to meet the moment. 

3 minutes ago, Vrx. said:

 

Truly the most talentless popstar of ALL TIME

I beg to differ.

 

We love our Fadty. Call me when loose does a singular performance as good as what Katys been delivering this year like at the VMAs or AFL. 

Fad MCDONALDS will never be the Britney of her generation, no matter how many flips and leg bends she does.

 

Her music is so disposable even Bebe can get a more memorable hit than her. She can't sing, she rather dance and leave the mic on rather than lipsync and when she does.....ehhhh.

 

I would say she's Gen Zs JLO but at least Jlos dancing is memorable...

Just now, Pikachoo said:

girl please no one is stealing from Flopgie MaNOgue, Flopgyn and... I dont even know who AOB is.

 

As for Grandonna... what is there to steal? Mad's magic came from her producers. it wasnt her flop vocals or songwriting abilities. it was her ability to pick good producers. she was unbelievably creative but unbelievably untalented.

I know that listening to the guttural sounds that emanate from Jelly Clarkson's vocal chords have impaired your hearing, and possibly vision since she oscillates between being an absolute whale and a bobblehead, but this has to be one of the dumbest things ever posted on this site

 

 

She literally stole Fever's entire aesthetic from Gaylie, copied Robyn's b-sides, and Ace of Base literally birthed Alejandro

 

 

Vadge may have been completely vocally talentless, but the fact that she made due with what she had and Fadga cannot produce a tune without her man-ish operatic voice despite having more vocal capability is TRAGIC 

3 minutes ago, gagacasanova said:

I beg to differ.

 

 

Boatmates in terms of talent (Chalupa's ship has sunk)

35 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

@Eternium somebody still hasn't recovered from the skz vs aespa thread. Thoughts?

 

 

edit: Nevermind, I saw he kept desperately subbing you before eventually tagging 

I hope @Pluto6 got good use out of the tears he cried over a ******* charts discussion and used it to lubricate the 4 inch dildo he pretends belongs to one of those vocally challenged Strays. I choose to follow in his father's footsteps and never give him the attention he so desperately craves.

Katy may be a fad.

 

but at least she will never be SadSheCantDanceCantSingBringMeSweetDeathAndPutMeOutOfMyMiseryRina KarenCarpenterSweetyImSoSoSorryThatAnUglyNoTalentedPedoHasToShareYourLastNamePenter

6 hours ago, Pop Art said:

Fixed.

Uh.....

 

1 minute ago, Eternium said:

I hope @Pluto6 got good use out of the tears he cried over a ******* charts discussion and used it to lubricate the 4 inch dildo he pretends belongs to one of those vocally challenged Strays. I choose to follow in his father's footsteps and never give him the attention he so desperately craves.

and THAT is why SYG will always be a surrogate Britney base. HOWLING 

Edited April 2, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

CRACKSTINK ARE RACISTS (minus Jisus Christ)

16 minutes ago, Vrx. said:

Trailer has also flooded the industry with over 150 physical and digital releases across the span of 2 years to attempt to inflate her stats and in the process ruined her music 

 

1989 TV is legit one of the most horribly mixed commercial records released in the past 20 years 

 

"To inflate her stats" when variants are responsible for 2% (5M) of her total career units at the absolute max? She'd literally still be the best-selling female artist of all time, overtaking Madonna, by 2026 with zero sales from variants. Y'all just look moronic with the variants/re-releases excuse, especially when every other artist puts out variants as well. It's not our fault they simply don't have the demand that Taylor has. 

 

So basically when you push your logic, your excuse is quite literally "Taylor is only moving so many units because she has the demand to do so". To which I say... well yes?

 

Just now, The Music Industry said:

"To inflate her stats" when variants are responsible for 2% (5M) of her total career units at the absolute max? She'd literally still be the best-selling female artist of all time, overtaking Madonna, by 2026 with zero sales from variants. Y'all just look moronic with the variants/re-releases excuse, especially when every other artist puts out variants as well. It's not our fault they simply don't have the demand that Taylor has. 

 

So basically when you push your logic, your excuse is quite literally "Taylor is only moving so many units because she has the demand to do so". To which I say... well yes?

 

So we aren't going to count the certifications she's pushed for singles anymore?

She's nowhere near the best selling FEMALE artist of all time thanks for clearing that one up

 

8 minutes ago, Ubermensch said:

and THAT is why SYG will always be a surrogate Britney base. HOWLING 

1 minute ago, Vrx. said:

So we aren't going to count the certifications she's pushed for singles anymore?

She's nowhere near the best selling FEMALE artist of all time thanks for clearing that one up

 

Whatever that even means

 

Just now, The Music Industry said:

Whatever that even means

 

Trailer Park fans and being unable to comprehend two sentences

Classic

 

The near perfect circle and demographic maps of KKK meetings, sundown towns, and Trailer Swift's fanbase need to be investigated

 

Just now, Vrx. said:

Trailer Park fans and being unable to comprehend two sentences

Classic

 

Because your sentence doesn't make sense in the context of what is being discussed. "So we aren't going to count the certifications she's pushed for singles anymore?" What does that have to do with anything? Where are you even going with that? What certifications are you even talking about and how is it relevant to global album equivalent units and the fact that Taylor is about to overtake Madonna?

 

Just now, The Music Industry said:

Because your sentence doesn't make sense in the context of what is being discussed. "So we aren't going to count the certifications she's pushed for singles anymore?" What does that have to do with anything? Where are you even going with that? What certifications are you even talking about and how is it relevant to global album equivalent units and the fact that Taylor is about to overtake Madonna?

 

"Taylor's digital and physical re-releases only total 5M of her entire discography" 

Great, so we are counting albums and not counting TEA/SEA, which is what that Swiftie is double dipping in