As expected, the Obsessed Gaga Haters (OGHs) are struggling to accept that their long-time claim (that Lady Gaga has no solo hit) is now dead.

However, they have a well-documented history of shifting goalposts at every opportunity. In this case, what do you predict their next excuse will be?

 

They are still trying to come up with one, give them time to get off the floor 

 

Probably something about consistency or not trying new enough sounds for their tastes 

I'm still thinking of one, will keep you posted 

A solo multiweek Hot 100 #1

A solo hit where she doesn't include "Gaga" in the lyrics 

 

Edited February 8, 20251 yr by jesus del rey

Right now it's the "it's too early to tell if it's a hit" one which is created specifically for extra time for a stronger excuse. Then I believe they'll be resorting to "it's because she went back and is playing safe" probably even though a song like Abracadabra is one of the least safe sounds she could possibly do in today's music climate. 

 

Edited February 8, 20251 yr by Doctor Dick

what a waste of time to be a hater

Also, I'm sure they'll be a lot of new Bey and Taylor stans popping up out of nowhere now. 

 

 

OGH having its own obsessive haters is the more concerning news here 

 

 

Edited February 8, 20251 yr by HASHTAGPOW

They'll just pretend this never happened like they've been doing to every career milestone since she debuted. These people don't hate Gaga they hate themselves, specifically the parts of them they see reflected in Gár and liddos. 

Edited February 8, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

3 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

OGH having its own obsessive haters is the more concerning news here 

 

 

Are we supposed to be oomfs with the self loathing losers that attack us and our fav 24/7?

6 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

OGH having its own obsessive haters is the more concerning news here 

 

 

 

So we have to be OGHs as well?

Cause there's no other option.

Either you agree with them or you don't. 
 

Don't be that delusional miss @HASHTAGPOW

30 minutes ago, A-V-XYZ said:

A solo multiweek Hot 100 #1

Britney's was in 1998 so i dont think they would bring that card out.

Apparently this:

 

1 hour ago, trainsskyscrapers said:

... Because we're only a week in, and so many people's hits have had a similar trajectory on Spotify these days that I can't really take it seriously. Especially in light of Spotify going through and deleting streams across the board from people who paid for bots and streaming farms.  

 

That UMG x Spotify payola antitrust case will be a hefty one in a few years.

 

A legal conspiracy/political streaming company cartel pulling the strings, she's apparently engaging in Travis Scott-techniques now 

 

Ryan Murphy is SHOOK and has just called an emergency Zoom meeting for the next season of American Crime Story 

 

They've already tried "it's a rehash of her old material/sound" so we can check that one off the lists. Moving the goalposts and meltdowns are incoming. 

12 minutes ago, Human Fly said:

Britney's was in 1998 so i dont think they would bring that card out.

Let's not pretend it didn't happen when they put these Taylor/Beyoncé avis on.

 

34 minutes ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

OGH having its own obsessive haters is the more concerning news here 

 

 

Very that. It's starting to give obsession with the haters even though I get this is all one big online theater (I hope) of popstannery schadenfreude. Can y'all just move on…. The only thing more cringey than obsessive haters is obsessively obsessing over obsessive haters. 
Meanwhile the best Gaga song since the BTW magnum opus is smashing 

Edited February 8, 20251 yr by noodlelymph

5 minutes ago, noodlelymph said:

Very that. It's starting to give obsession with the haters even though I get this is all one big online theater (I hope) of popstannery schadenfreude. Can y'all just move on…. The only thing more cringey than obsessive haters is obsessively obsessing over obsessive haters. 
Meanwhile the best Gaga song since the BTW magnum opus is smashing 

Oh be quiet 

 

this site has been full of OGH threads for weeks I think the LM are more than allowed to punch back for the few days after the release lol 

Just now, ImpressMeMuch said:

Oh be quiet 

 

this site has been full of OGH threads for weeks I think the LM are more than allowed to punch back for the few days after the release lol 

Ugh fine sis. But I'm just trying to enjoy my nachos in peace and all this OGH yapping is getting in the way of me reading chart updates. 
 

Technically she still hasn't had a solo hot 100 #1 since 2011

 

(Yes I know it might happen in a few weeks)

Can you please give us some time? Stop rushing us.

#thanksMastercard (?

I've actually seen some people saying the second option. They went from #ThankYouBruno to #ThankYouOldGaga (???)

4 hours ago, HASHTAGPOW said:

OGH having its own obsessive haters is the more concerning news here 

 

 

3 hours ago, noodlelymph said:

Very that. It's starting to give obsession with the haters even though I get this is all one big online theater (I hope) of popstannery schadenfreude. Can y'all just move on…. The only thing more cringey than obsessive haters is obsessively obsessing over obsessive haters. 
Meanwhile the best Gaga song since the BTW magnum opus is smashing 

The gaslighting is insane. OGHs deserve every lashing they got for being annoying and waving the "fad" and "no solo hit" narrative for over a DECADE. But I'm not surprised you guys are against it becuz you guys don't enjoy seeing Gaga and LMs winning.