Cruel Summer

Listen, the main thing we need to remember is that 3AM was the best part of Midnights and The Anthology was the best part of TTPD, so…

Which is fair as far as the quality of the music and hoping these new tracks are an improvement, but has basically nothing to do with how people are getting mad over such minuscule things as her bringing up the album's record breaking debut in an announcement about the album's deluxe edition.

I swear to god some of y'all literally spend your time hunting for things to be mad at, like imagine being mad that the announcement of a deluxe for this album dares to… mention the album's most significant achievement and one of the biggest achievements of her career

Notably, when you google "pink clouding," the top hit is "SVU," and it's pretty easy to relate "patient zero" to Grey's Anatomy so… same old Taylor as usual

So wait whoever said something yesterday about the tracks being "a Lady Gaga song from Chromatica," "Florida!!! but different," and "💕☁️" had actual tea???

You know what, I'm kinda mad af, but I'll survive. Bring on the variants, my wallet's been aching lately anyway.

All I want to know at this point is how many tracks if this lady has me hyped for just four new songs I swear

I think at this point it would take a pretty significant push from Ella and her label to prevent this from easily hitting #1 on streams and radio alone. Points are low right now, even for Choosin' Texas, and IKIIKY getting dropped like a rock on radio (probably in part because her label knew this was coming) will help this have a stronger start than if it were still gaining. It's possible, and we still aren't sure how severely she'll be impacted by this being standalone rather than with an album/deluxe all at once, but this would have to really tank for that to happen IMO.

I Knew It, I Knew You went #1 for two weeks on the Billboard Hot 100 and was her third #1 so far during the current calendar year.

The full URL is https://cache.umusic.com/_sites/_halo/zyx/tspzpon/images/tspzponr-desktop.mp4, with "tspzpon" as a directory with no "r" - and the way the banner has a space between "PRE" and "ORDER" I think the "pon" part just means "PRE ORDER NOW"

I never really understand what anyone gets out of dragging any artist for failing to live up to their expectations of that artist's success, but seriously: what does anyone get out of dragging Miley Cyrus? Why bother? Either you like the music she releases and you're good to go, or you don't and it has genuinely no material impact on your life. She doesn't even have the kind of fanbase that's so big and dedicated that you're likely to interact with them without going out of your way to do so, so it's not like they're going to be coming after you in such a way (or in such numbers) that warrants being snarky back. She's not a bad person, she's not particularly problematic, the music is inoffensive even if you don't like it, she's not so huge that any minor controversies about her would yield and measure of productive widespread discourse - what's the point? She's got what she needs out of life and her career, doesn't really need to prove herself any further, and I hope she continues to be comfortable and happy.

Bought the instrumental album because I like the Aftermath instrumental so much that it's worth the money on its own

Once in a while I have to giggle to myself when I recall a time on this site when someone appeared to have a whole meltdown because they unironically believed, because of like a tweet or something, that Taylor was advertising stray hairs from her cats getting into packages as an incentive to buy signed copies

Wait, this detail - maybe that mirror album theory had some kinda point after all

3:46 is long enough for her to make a shorter radio edit and release that too. Hire me Taylor Nation, I'm looking for a new gig!