This is as bad as I thought it was gonna be

 

 

Completely dull and boring. Any good moments this has are completely drowned out by the most lifeless production in a pop album in a while. I hate the short songs and albums trend rn, but for this I think it was for the best

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by Velvet

It will probably grow on me, but on the first listen, most of the album was VERY disappointing. It's actually really... boring? It didn't do anything for me. "All The Love" is probably the only song that caught my attention.

All The Love is cute in a 'could've been a filler on TD' kind of way. It's forgettable but it doesn't sound contrived nor soulless like most of the other ones. 

 

I'm sorry to report that Nirvana is NOT a club banger we deserved. Tepid af.

 

17 minutes ago, CameraFlashes said:

the lack of bridges in this album why katy whyevery song just ends so suddenly,why cant you just write a bridge with a strong ending chorus

 

12 minutes ago, Komet said:

I'm not liking these chorus-verse1-chorus-verse2-chorus structures

I agree! I gotta admit I do love the album but the songs just cut short because there is no bridge/final chorus so they do lack some character. if they had those they would be perfect pop songs for me. even instrumental bridge or part of pre-chorus would've been fine with me

 

I need the bonus tracks now!

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by alexaalto

Not the monsters and ca$hiers giving album reviews before the katy cats 

6 minutes ago, Kayzan said:

I really don't know why there are liddo monsters and kesha fans here listening to this if they hate her for life. The waste of time and brain need to be studied 

 

Anyways, I'm reall forcing myself to wait for my local release time as everyone I know is already listening to the album 

just be grateful for the youtube streams

the way I was shocked by Wonder's amazing bridge but then it ends wtf

2 minutes ago, manuelalex9810 said:

Exactly, they will never beat the losers allegations. 
Bunch of miserable people, you will see them hating in EVERY Katy thread, they already have a bias opinion. 

 We are fine. Don't worry.

1 minute ago, punisher said:

just be grateful for the youtube streams

As if I streamed any of this poo in any way legally counting towards anything. Lmao

6 minutes ago, Kayzan said:

I really don't know why there are liddo monsters and kesha fans here listening to this if they hate her for life. The waste of time and brain need to be studied 

 

Anyways, I'm reall forcing myself to wait for my local release time as everyone I know is already listening to the album 

Stop focusing on other here people and enjoy the music. There are liddos like myself that enjoyed NRO/HIH that are here to check out the music. 

 

With that being said I can only see myself going back to ATL and CRUSH. 

Just heard the whole thing in HQ & my top 3 is still -

Woman's World

Crush

Lifetimes

 

those 3 were tailor made for my taste in music tbh

 

the rest of the songs might move in rank but overall an amazing dance-pop album.

 

Spoiler

never listening to gorgeous, artificial & nirvana again. absolute skips

 

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by Rihanna9

Everyone's dragging it even stans  whereas  @KK_Lover acts as if she has topped teenage dream. 

 

I'm really scared of what to expect.  

One detail no one has mentioned…

 

 

the album has a continuous mix, each track mixes into the next one 

I think it's a great electronic pop album which Katy is known to deliver. Soulless as expected from Miss Hudson.

I wish there wasn't Dr. Puke involved, I'd enjoy it much more. She could have employed every Ibiza DJ from last years festival season and could have ended up with the same sound, if not better.

 

The album sounds like Ava Max scraps 

whoever posted that "extended" version of nirvana on that one website omgggg you deserve to have your a$$ ate

If there was a razzies equivalent to the Grammys. Artificial needs to be nominated, what the **** was that. 

Duhh as a Katy stan, I haven't even heard the album yet liddos are already here. Thanks, Ig.

 

Where is my signed vinyl? They haven't even shipped my orders.  

Edited September 19, 20241 yr by Mirrorcle

Wait is Gimme Gimme already out?

10 hours ago, xtino said:

That's it guys , buy 143 and maybe a DELUXE will come out 🔥

Maybe? Excuse me I want all 4 bonus tracks to be made available asap don't ******* play with me

Just got my shipping confirmation for the vinyls finally!!

Artifical...  I'm so confused. It's like 3 different songs pasted together. 

 

Wonder's production sounds unique compared to everything else, kinda more expensive? Best song on the album for me, it's seems like the continuation of the more mature Katy from Smile era. The Daisy's(?) intro/outro is super cute! Should've been the lead imo, it prob wouldn't have done much better but it's not embarrassing and it has some emotion in it. Kinda sounds like a Melodifestivalen entry tho nnn

16 minutes ago, manuelalex9810 said:

Exactly, they will never beat the losers allegations. 
Bunch of miserable people, you will see them hating in EVERY Katy thread, they already have a bias opinion. 

wait till they play victim in a few months when it's their turn to get slapped around

 

OT: waiting til midnight! damn it 

the way ARTificial is so divisive, and they have the audacity to call mother perrysa generic 

How was Gimme Gimme like, fxggots?

Gonna give the album a spin. Unlike a lot of others, I very much liked both Smile and Witness, so I do hope to like the album despite the controversy of who was involved.