i saw a theory in tiktok that you need to say youre single at work so you can get better options, so im trying it, but what about you?

Yes. My coworkers don't need to know I'm a pass around party bottom

1 minute ago, Tylerbv said:

Yes. My coworkers don't need to know I'm a pass around party bottom

they told me they heard "hey grindr its mother" coming from your phone

No. I make it very clear I'm not and that I get down on my knees daily.

5 minutes ago, oceans said:

they told me they heard "hey grindr its mother" coming from your phone

That only happened three times

6 minutes ago, oceans said:

they told me they heard "hey grindr its mother" coming from your phone

motha*

better partner options? Or what do you mean by options?

Better options maybe but at what cost, because from what I've experienced I see that as a burden. Others see you as a target for unrealistically high expectations and an even greater availability because you have "no excuse", while parents get a pass on absolutely everything.

No, that sounds extremely weird lmao. Nobody else I work with pretends to be single and I don't think they'd give me "better options" (?) if I did.

In the interview I make it clear that I don't want the office Wendy feeling my biceps and telling me how big my arms are (but gays are allowed).

Taylor Swift has a song about this 🤓🤓🤓🤓

Yes cause regardless my personal life is none of their business

That don't make sense, luv.

1 hour ago, Spicy Pisces said:

while parents get a pass on absolutely everything.

wheeew this is ******* tea!

quite honestly we should all do the complete opposite, gotta pretend we're married with little Johnny and little Stephanie at home, which equals: leaving early, being unavailable on weekends, coming up with easier stories about what you did on your weekend/vacation. the workplace loves the straights.

no that makes no sense

I don't say anything because it's nobody's business 👏🏻

Is this a thing

Better options? Should I be telling my colleagues I'm single?

No, everyone knows i'm single but I belong to HIM

I don't really talk to my coworkers like that. But ironically most of my past relationships have come from work.

They try to pry just a tad every now and then. I always say how I'm doing something or going somewhere. And the question never fails, "Who you be goin' with?" Aside from the fact I am single, I just enjoy my own company and I don't like waiting for other people to go and do something.