So I got into an argument with a lady on twitter who swears straight guys douche. I said straight guys have dirty bums and she said they don’t. What is the truth?

Edited September 11, 20233 yr by blackoutbaby

ur right, i have many straight friends who have quite proudly said that they dont wash their asses in the shower  it's like they have a fear that a finger is gonna slip up there and they'll be gay

 

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

Edited September 11, 20233 yr by May

Wouldn't it depend on the man?

 

I mean, I have a bidet at home so I literally can't go anywhere else because I just don't feel clean afterwards using toilet paper

2 minutes ago, May said:

ur right, i have many straight friends who have quite proudly said that they dont wash their asses in the shower  it's like they have a fear that a finger is gonna slip up there and they'll be gay

 

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

I’m starting to think the lady I argued with didn’t wanna admit she’s married to someone with a dirty hole

case by case basis but straight men in general do not have great hygiene and seem to take pride in that for some reason

Let me check real quick

yeah... i remembered some straight guy in my class using paper to wipe his ass after taking a sh*t

 

nasty

i mean some of them literally have doo doo stains on their underwear 

as the user above said, they prob think having a clean ass is gay

 

reminds me of this

 

 

 

 

Edited September 11, 20233 yr by shyboi

11 minutes ago, May said:

meanwhile i was in my shower the other day washing my ass so vigorously that some poop fell out  

We kinda need to normalize secrets i fear

Some of them are clean I fear

 

 

A lot of straight men i know barely shower and use deodorant to account for the stench… let alone washing their asses with water. I know it smells crazy in there. Imagine dating one 🤢

Honestly, I wouldn't know I've never asked my straight friends. But I would hope that they know how to properly wash themselves...

The only thing str8 men will clean is their d*cks cause they know girls wont touch a smelly dirty one

In all seriousness I think you'll find in lots of Middle eastern/Asian countries there's a lot more emphasis on toilet hygiene and using water to clean afterwards, so I think those straight men are more likely to have clean asses. In countries where we predominately use toilet paper, you rely on people having being educated on basic hygiene by their parents (or by some random youtube video as an adolescent gay teen)

it depends. but the straight guys i’m friends with take care of themselves/don’t give the impression of bad hygiene like that 

They’re disgusting and worthless 

 

Flashback of my brother in law who clogged up the toilet with a massive amount of paper and **** and I had to fix it 

not just straight men, but those dl bi/gay "straight" tops y'all keep chasing have dirty asses too. it's insane how many guys don't wash their ass after taking a ****, you don't ******* smell that huh???? i can smell my balls when it gets sweaty on a hot summer night, how do they NOT smell that stinky sweaty doo doo particles caught in them hairs?? 

 

and let me not start on the bottoms who don't know how to douche or simply don't think it's necessary. how many sheets do i got to throw out... this is not 1980s mary, they invented the internet! they deluded themselves so much into thinking they got a self cleaning puss puss instead of a shithole... i'm not gags and you're not a dirty pony, no one's gonna be hosing you down! 

 

Edited September 11, 20233 yr by RideOrDie

A lot of them don't properly wash their asses/just wash their cheeks because they think it's gay

tbh i’m not friends with any straight men at this point  wow, kinda proud of the fact that i’ve found so many queer people of all flavors who offer different perspectives without straight men being such a force in my life like they have been in the past lol

 

this isn’t saying i wouldn’t befriend someone just because they’re straight though, I’m just not as surrounded by straight people as much since I’m no longer in uni. ANYWAY I digress, back on topic, quite frankly I’ve had mostly great experiences with straight men and my last straight man friend (who was literally like a straight, non-jewish version of me, or so i thought at first…) was just as anal (hehe) about hygiene as I am! he showered after every time he shat and didn’t like going #2 unless he was home (I’m similar in that regard unless it’s super urgent and/or there’s a bidet where I am)

 

other than him, yeah it’s been good experiences. I believe people who say that a lot of straight men are nasty in that department though 

this thread is gold  

 

OT: I can assure you it’s not just straight men… 

4 hours ago, RideOrDie said:

not just straight men, but those dl bi/gay "straight" tops y'all keep chasing have dirty asses too. it's insane how many guys don't wash their ass after taking a ****, you don't ******* smell that huh???? i can smell my balls when it gets sweaty on a hot summer night, how do they NOT smell that stinky sweaty doo doo particles caught in them hairs?? 

 

and let me not start on the bottoms who don't know how to douche or simply don't think it's necessary. how many sheets do i got to throw out... this is not 1980s mary, they invented the internet! they deluded themselves so much into thinking they got a self cleaning puss puss instead of a shithole... i'm not gags and you're not a dirty pony, no one's gonna be hosing you down! 

 

Iconic post if I may say so

 

No but really, it's actually crazy how people can't tell they smell in general, let alone when those smells come from their genitals or ass. Like you'e purposefully being lazy and dirty, pick a struggle.

Edited September 11, 20233 yr by Hephaestus

49 minutes ago, magazine said:

Let me check real quick

So? Whats the answer!

A straight man douching? 💀 Why that over a bidet? 

well were asses designed to take dick in the first place idgi rlly, uhmmm

sorry i think im just being existential

 

Edited September 11, 20233 yr by smartalek22