Sabrina Carpenter

if it's a girl, Fadelyn if it's a boy, Collabrian

she's boring, she's pretty, but she looks so generic. there's nothing unique or distinctive about her looks. and her music is boring too. i'm honestly surprised Rosé is turning out to be the most popular out of all the BP ladies because she's just one step above Jisoo.

showering in the morning it just feels so uncomfortable

god that awful tone is why she will never be successful

hmm why is a specific fanbase using the genocide as a gotcha when this is their fave:

St!nk, the OG pickme

yuck that person gives off weird unstable vibes… didn't that person just mention that they would love to attend a Taylor concert or something last week? nepo babies are not right in the head

none, i don't find bald men hot

when she had Kim and Chrissy Teigen (when she was still a thing) in the music video

i just know his 🥜 tastes delicious

didn't she also steal from Noah Kahan with her "hit" song? untalented thief reminds me of someone or maybe i'm just having deja vu

deserved for being sh*tty to her fans

it's funny because he did that Japanese show, then realized he was into Asians (or maybe exclusively Japanese) then married one and moved to Japan

Gaga's next album will flop into absolute oblivion despite yet another Bruno collab, and we can all finally live happily ever after.

oh godbrina