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both are cute! IRBA reminds me a little bit of Pretend which I've always loved

uhhhh is I'd Rather Be Alone the new single or is it Pillow Fight or is it both?? did she do a double A side?

hmm. now I'm ngl I barely processed all the snippets of this I'd listened to prior to the release so I guess I didn't fully expect this to just be a remixed type of deal compared to the OG Crank but I'm sorry is it like sacrilegious to say that I'm not super impressed by this? it's okay. not really anything more

holy fuckledeeSHITTLEDEEBALLSLE LUCKY[HYMN] might just be the best song she's ever made

I'm sorry but very easily Believe. always been overrated imo. Song for the Lonely, the OG The Edge of Glory, eats it UP when it comes to late career Cher singles yeah yeah yeah I know I know autotune being revolutionized in pop with Believe… I don't care. it's still an overrated song imo

salt and vinegar conquers all, but I don't necessarily mind plain. I'd just never pick it over salt and vinegar or even cheddar and sour cream for that matter dill pickle slaps too!

the way this was just blasting at my 24 hr fitness while I Didn't Just Come Here to Dance was finishing up in my headphones and then my shuffled playlist, by some strange twast of fate, starts playing this song immediately after IDJCHtD finishes

oh so that's why my ex roommate/ex best friend was always saying "no f*cking shot! there is noooo shot" (imo the ugliest and most GODDAMN ANNOYING new expression/exclamation to enter the American lexicon since "take the L") in that EXACT cadence! dgmw, I've watched a little bit of Hasan's stuff in the past, and I'm not a complete hater but I definitely am not a fan either… but anyway, I've never heard him in particular use that expression but now I understand why R*y, who was obsessed with him, was always shouting that expression in, I swear to y'all, that exact voice. it's all clicking now anyway. this is bonkers but I can't even be fully surprised atp

Private Audition is very cute, but Garden of Eden has "lost smash hit" written all over it Garden of Eden wins with ease

oh my god this is the first time this has ever happened to me on here not me winning so hard!

love Gaga so much but Perfect Illusion was never the one for me. Diamond Heart should've been the lead Houdini is pop perfection, just as good as Don't Start Now imo

it f*cking didn't album version of ET with that flawless bridge > Kanye slop remix > grating ass Dark Horse

yes I do! my mom told me to memorize it when I was like 15 so I did

way too f*cking low cmon now, let's be for real I know some of y'all have your biases re: it being such a departure from The Provocateur, but I stand by my opinion I presented the other day in the album thread that it is in no way a downgrade. I personally would give it around a 7.7: it's a really good debut pop album! it's got its merits that remind me of when Kesha and Gaga debuted, and it reminds me a bit of when Rihanna went full pop girl mode with GGGB. I only am chill with this score cause it's kinda camp for pop girls to occasionally get a lower score. it reminds me that poptimism is finally on the downswing too lol

thank you sometimes lol (particularly when they ignore/appreciate how dorky I am)