May

only the best character of the show

Im love a good noodle butty , it is ramen on bread , heres one imcmade not long ago im opened up the sandwich so you could see , the ramen on the butty ( bread ) , its a popular british dish

im robloxmaxxing , and boyfrendmaxxing , and soemtimes discordmaxxing

they missed our food , they are craving a noodle butty Cant say im blame them ,

sorry Guys i was wine drunk ,but the story is true

omg MoonGoodandHappy this might be your best thread yet .. im literally CAN NOT think of an answer .. every time im think of an answer im start second guessing it moongoodandhappy has broken me

May isn't one of ATRL's biggest posters. There are members with dramatically more posts. He isn't a moderator. He isn't an administrator. He doesn't appear to be one of the forum's dominant stan-account-style users. Yet he has ~19,900 reputation, thousands of profile views, and other users literally nominate him as an ATRL celebrity. That's because recognisability ≠ post count. May has accumulated a collection of recurring traits: 🎮 Roblox is his apparent second home 👠 He was Bree in Desperate Housewives Roblox roleplay 🔮 He once "hexed" an ATRL user 🍸 There was an "alcoholic phase" 💨 He has a longstanding fart fixation 🚫 His thread-making privileges were revoked 🧙 He talks about forum history as "lore" 💀 He constantly makes himself the punchline 🗣️ He tells completely unexpected personal anecdotes 🎵 He floats around pop fandoms rather than being locked into one 😂 Other established users recognise and encourage the persona And crucially, he has been doing this for years.

nobody is Repltinf. Becaus none of you have bfs like me

imn just asking , becaus im don't . im have been keeping up the facade that im don't fart at all . Im go to another room or im make up an excuse to leave the room ( for example im go check up on how cat is doing ) and then im sit on the bed and spread mine cheek2cheeks and let it rip then spray deodrant . Last week my bf ( im have a boyfrend by the way and he exists ) accidentally farted in me , im could tell he was nervous about it and he flinched on my sofa when he did it like He was trying to pull it back in , but it Slipped out of hes wet hole . And he apologised and im said " not to worry , it is human bodily function " and we giggled and farted some more . But still , im feel uncomfy farting in front of my BF ( who exists btw ) , so how about you ? Will you be farting or will you not ? and if you do fart in front of your bf , how was the first time ? and how did you explain it ? and did it worry him ?

if im right this was at the point in her career where she was trying very hard to crossover to a US audience and i think she just called in every industry connection she could to try and make it happen , she and william were already collaborators and im sure they / management thought getting her on his new song with nicki would be a huge get . i still honestly dont know what parts of the song are her is she the ' oh oh oh ' vocals or not ?? i could never tell

jack black . im ******* hate him so much . he fills me with pure rage . im feel like im need to punch a wall

same size as my ramen bowels

can i be all three

im not joking when I say this is one of the worst songs ive ever heard , it literally feels like an attack on the ears . i feel like i just got beat the **** up by the production and not in a good way . this song is so ******* … ugly ?

i sued and won , yes it was awkward becaus the court im walked into had security that searched your bags and had to confiscate anything glass ( rough area i guess ) and im was wearing a bag im hadn't worn in YEARS , they came across an old glass weed pipe im had in there and forgot about and confiscated it then on my way back they gave it back to me .. im was so embarrassed but also happy becaus id just won my case

i wanna say no but soemtimes Claude starts acting oddly assertive midway through a coding project and i have to take a break to go knock one out to a thisvid classic

new hire ( in senior position ) had a conversation with a Korean co-worker then turned around to me and used his fingers to squint his eyes , mocking her ( i reported it , nothing happened ) had another new hire who would be texting his wife on his phone during every single Zoom meeting . came across as sooo disrespectful and embarassing had a manager melt down and start shouting at another co-worker because we were out of milk for her coffee and nobody had gone to buy more milk , she came in the next day and blamed it on menopause this was all at the first corporate job i worked at … so glad to be rid of them . TBH I did my fair share of unprofessional things too so i cant say much , but mine were at least funny on some level , these guys were just weirdos

ive been on This forum for years and im still dont know what a rate is . when you guys post those threads about ' receipts ' like 'lady gaga : the receipts ' i avoided them for years bc i thought you were all discussing problematic behaviour , do you guys just rate music in them ? Like is that the entire thing ?

i like this recent release , it's fun

hey , be nice to people on this forum

people who say they can taste the difference between full fat and diet soda's are kinda performative , im honestly can not taste the difference , never been able

no offence , but why would you want to quit ? there's no reason to , as long as it's diet cola you're fine . im drink at least 3 diet colas per day ,

i rub it against my hole and use it as lube to let the huge log im about to drop pass through more smoothly

hold awn , im didnt know anti - fart tablets existed ? let me buy this real quickly ..