May

another time I brought a guy back to mine for more drinks and he told me he was a dom kinky top and I went to the bathroom and walked back out to find him reciting the lady gaga born this way monologue while it played on youtube

another time I went on a date with an older man and we walked past a school uniform shop and he started talking in detail about how he wanted to buy me a school uniform and put me on onlyfans to make us both money . it was an awkward joke to begin with but he KEPT bringing it up every 5 mins and going into detail each time . I literally told him I was feeling autistic and just ordered an uber and went home

20 minutes in he told me he identified as a vampire and liked to suck blood even outside of s*x and then a homeless man came up to him and started badgering him and my date sprinted around the corner and the homeless man told me that he had sucked off my date the week earlier another time I was dating a very masc presenting scally guy and we went past a gay bar in an uber and he turned to me and said ' don't you just want to bomb them all sometimes ' then he got way too drunk and tried to convince me to elope to China with him ( first date btw ) then puked up pizza in my bath tub and threw a hot dog at my head

fun fact this is my screenshot , im captured it and posted it on tumblr and it got like 500k notes . But im from Britain so we put our dates backward , and everyone started circulating the image with ' OMG 9/11 ' but she didn't post it on 9/11 , she posted it on 9th November , im just british sorry for setting you up Demi girl ..

it's clearly a doll and she's a ragebaiter who knows what she's doing is going to cause a visceral reaction and make her money , she's gonna have the facebook mums furious at this

doesnt seem like a lot , can you do 500 ?

it's dyed blonde ( brown with lots of blonde highlights to lift the entire base and give it a textured look ) but ive started getting into temporary dye shampoos lately so if i have a day where i feel like being brown i just use a brown colour gloss shampoo .. then a few days later its washed all the way out and im back to blonde

i told my GP that i was on Reta and GHK-CU yes , she was extremely supportive and told me she knew someone on Reta too . she had to search up GHK melanotan does come with risks , which is why im wouldn't recommend it per sè . Melanotan 1 has significantly less risk than Melanotan 2 though which is what im am switching to

OP i was on peptides and still am ! i was on Retatrutide which worked MASSIVELY . i lost half of my body weight , over 60kg . i was on GHK-CU , one month on, one month off , and so forth . i noticed rapid hair growth and my skin started feeling a lot better , as though i had just done like 3 facemasks all after one another . i completely abandoned all of my topical skincare while on GHK because it was all i needed . i was also on Melanotan 2 . it works . it works too well . i almost changed races and had to stop it also gives your tan a dirty / patchy look so i wouldnt recommend it , however i have just ordered Melanotan 1 which is meant to be a lot more gradual , natural and with a lot less side effects . if you take GHK-CU make sure to also take Zinc supplements every day so you do not get ' copper uglies ' which is your skin negatively responding to the imbalance of copper in your body . peptides work , and they are life changing . all of my colleagues got onto them after seeing what they did for me , bare in mind most of my colleagues are 50+ year old men and women there are definitely sketchy websites out there selling peptides but it is easy to verify which ones are legit , look for ones which publish their lab results and cross reference them with the actual lab that did the testing . a reputable website will offer up this information readily rather than shrouding it in mystery

i mean in terms of success the Harry Potter legacy alone stomps on Robert's career . but if we compare since their franchises ended then Robert has seen more project-to-project success . I like Daniel's projects though and love how he picks the most random and goofy ass projects to take on

never got the hate for this song , this is exactly what a Fergie comeback was expected to sound like and for some reason it just didn't get the same reception as her other quirky songs … the entire album was stellar and misunderstood

this is a picture of the Therapist lady from Backrooms movie , which was a good movie .

Fable is unusable for me mostly , and im on the 5x max plan . I'll use Fable to do the beginning prompt of a project to get it as fleshed out as possible on first shot ( which uses most if not all of my tokens ) and then switch to Opus 5

girl she's freaking AMAZEBALLS !!!

why is she Mad ? she seems happy in video maybe a little sultry

Love her and this is added straight to my playlist on spotify premium individual plan

24.25% bi ,

it doesnt say anal powerhouse , i think it says an ai powerhouse

me on roblox Lying that my mum is the CEO of roblox and i could get everyoen in the server assasinated

no but one time im got so drunk that i published an obituary for myself online , kinda forgot about it until my best friend sent it to me months later when they googled me , im picked really good photos too almost made me cry

as a former fatty who lose half my body weight while on the apps , yes it matters IF you're a bottom if you're a top you get given a lot more grace with it , but only if you're well-groomed in all other areas . and even then you don't get to be obese , just fat . if you're a bottom like me , it's game over . your options are to lose the weight like me , date another fat ( although even this is hard , considering most fats refuse to date other fats ) or just give up on dating . im joined those apps weighing 110kgs and it wasn't until i got to 70kgs that im started to get a noticeable amount of attention . at 58kgs my phone was blowing up with matches . you could put it on a line chart , the more weight im lose , the more attention im got . the sad reality , im fear ..

wait, is this the one with the Lost Media episode where a woman won because they asked if she thought her dad had s*xual relations with a minor and she said yes??? he was some kind of cult leader and was sitting IN THE AUDIENCE watching as she won for calling him a paedophile https://lostmediawiki.com/The_Moment_of_Truth_(found_Melanie_Williams_episodes_from_unaired_Fox_game_show_season;_2008) the footage of her being asked the question and her dad being in the audience reacting exists online

Never temu Im did a shein order when im was fat

my first bvtt plug was Liteeally made from tinfoil shaped into a D shape , wrapped in lots and lots of coats of sellotape … im read it as advice on a web article … that sh*t hurted and im didn't put anything up there for years until my sisters radio antenna

an extremely good album , I listen to it all Lightspeed and Breathe >>>>