What's the first thing you would do?

Immediately no longer be a barb in the year 2026.

Pay her $275K lawsuit

i havent been since i was 12 lol

I'd roll outta bed in the mornin and throw on what I wanted, then go

Buy a whole lot of burgers to feed her fat hungry ass

#KindnessPunk #BeKind26

question the meaning of life

If I were a barb …..

Even just for a day ….

I'd roll out of bed in the morning

Then snort away my life savings and go……

Kill myself and completely erase my legacy

I'd roll out of my moms basement

Throw on something pink from SHEIN and go

Snort coke with the girls

And chase after opps

Send death threats to who I wanted

And id never get confronted for it

Cause everyone's laughing at me

IF I WERE A BARB!

i wouldnt be

laugh at haters n stream the pinkprint

If I were Onika, even just for a day

I'd roll outta bed in the morning

and take my ass to an inpatient rehab, therapy, psychologist.. All of that. I'd change my life for Papa Bear and stop being a 50 year old MAGA lolcow

1 hour ago, qurl said:

If I were a barb …..

Even just for a day ….

I'd roll out of bed in the morning

Then snort away my life savings and go……

47 minutes ago, Bhabylon said:

I'd roll out of my moms basement

Throw on something pink from SHEIN and go

Snort coke with the girls

And chase after opps

Send death threats to who I wanted

And id never get confronted for it

Cause everyone's laughing at me

IF I WERE A BARB!

I'm actually singing it in beyoncé voice in my head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Go to work and not spend the majority of my day on ATRL speaking on celebrities that have achieved more in life than I ever will

not allowed to say on ATRL

Id probably still get more respect being a barb then I am an army

It's a little too late, I won't turn my back,

Say it's just a small phase, think she'll turn right around,

If you thought I would wait for you, you thought riiiiiiight...

But I'm just a barb...

You don't understand,

How it feels to love this troll

I swear she'll be a better hag...

I'll always listen to her....

I don't care how it looks,

Until you lose the one you stanned for,

Cause you've given her all the passes,

And everything you had got foreclosed...

But you're just a hoe....

Sing come on a cone

Get my ears checked asap

3 hours ago, Devin said:

laugh at haters n stream the pinkprint

it's supposed to be hypothetical

Play chess not checkers

Try Mama Tina's Gumbo

Go to therapy

Seek support

Clock the Lactaid and Non-Intellectual Barbz

block gracie abrams

block shygirl