4 minutes ago, Pop said:

Katy Perry sat cross-legged on a velvet couch that had once felt like a throne and now felt like clearance-section nostalgia. The house was quiet in that expensive, echoey way that made silence feel intentional. Daisy wasn't there. Orlando wasn't there. Even the dog, if there still was one, had the decency to be elsewhere.

On the coffee table sat her phone, face-up, as if waiting for something important to happen. It didn't.

A notification popped up anyway.

"New release: Katy Perry - Thinking of The One That Got Away"

She blinked. "Thinking of… what?"

Another one followed.

"New EP: Katy Perry Sings Katy Perry But It's Sadder."

She hadn't recorded either of those.

She picked up the phone slowly, like it might bite her, and stared at it.

She dialed her manager.

It rang longer than it should for someone whose job technically still involved her existence.

"Hey," he answered, already sounding like he was mid-walk, mid-call, mid-life.

"Hi," she said, trying to sound casual, like she wasn't calling from the center of a very plush existential crisis. "Quick question. There are… releases? Happening? Without me?"

"Yeah, yeah," he said. "Catalog stuff. You know how it is."

"I actually don't," she replied. "That's why I'm calling."

A pause. Not a thoughtful one. A buffering one.

"Look, it's all automated now. You sold your music. Listen, I've gotta jump. Big meeting. We'll circle back, okay?"

"We won't," she said quietly, but he had already hung up.

The phone slid from her hand onto the couch.

She stared ahead, at a painting she didn't remember buying. It looked like something abstract. Or maybe it was just unfinished. Hard to tell these days.

Another notification lit up the room.

"Now trending: 10 New Katy Perry Victims come out with Sexual Assault Allegations"

She let out a soft, humorless laugh.

Then she opened the window and looked down into the abyss. The abyss stared back at her. She screamed. Her echo was off-key, like her vocals. A single tear dropped down her face and slid onto her lips.

It was bitter.

13 minutes ago, 2AM said:

The obsession is legit clinical at this point

Like you aren't obsessed with hating on Kesha and didn't get banned for calling her a liar. Lmao chi

that user has to be a britney set up. not today shaytan!

The corpse coming up with that Grindr thingy

So there's this TayDaughter...

Didn't Madge also promo Living For Love on Grindr?

45 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

that user has to be a britney set up. not today shaytan!

You genuinely believe Kerry Perry's got a better legacy than Burpney
TEENAGE DREAM STREAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fact you can't hide mods signatures Especially,, well that

57 minutes ago, AgithaJohnson said:

Like you aren't obsessed with hating on Kesha and didn't get banned for calling her a liar. Lmao chi

I haven't mentioned Kesha no more than in passing in weeks lol..,,

The only other obsession is maybe the one you have on me cuz you always begging for my attention.

7 minutes ago, 2AM said:

always begging for my attention.

19 minutes ago, GraceRandolph said:

Didn't Madge also promo Living For Love on Grindr?

How did it go?

Megan about to sing about her ****** being depressed again

3 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Megan about to sing about her ****** being depressed again

Her TTPD is coming

1 hour ago, 2AM said:

The obsession is legit clinical at this point

Imagine being sufficiently unhinged enough to play that out in your head, then actually write it.

A life is very much needed.

2 hours ago, GraceRandolph said:

oh shes mega trash

Molesti Dem Girls

It's clear certain members of the panel have never seen female anatomy. ( ie most of ATRL clearly)

If Miss Rose was lying with her head on someones lap as she claimed , Katy ( or any woman) would literally have to stand in front of her, hold one leg up in the air and squat down, to be able to get her ****** anywhere near that person's face. To think that she actually did this in a crowded nightclub is ridiculous. @KatyPrismSpirit

6 minutes ago, Yes, AND said:

It's clear certain members of the panel have never seen female anatomy. ( ie most of ATRL clearly)

If Miss Rose was lying with her head on someones lap as she claimed , Katy ( or any woman) would literally have to stand in front of her, hold one leg up in the air and squat down, to be able to get her ****** anywhere near that person's face. To think that she actually did this in a crowded nightclub is ridiculous. @KatyPrismSpirit

the entire thing seems so vague. Especially since she was on her best friends lap and said best friend hasn't taken the time to back up her claims

3 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

the entire thing seems so vague. Especially since she was on her best friends lap and said best friend hasn't taken the time to back up her claims

It's not physically possible. I'm shocked that no woman has come out and said this. Like for Katy to do that she would have to be almost on top of the friend with her dress pulled up and somehow using another hand to pull her panties to one side.

watch it burn:

13 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

watch it burn:

It is also ironic that the driver of that thread was miss @ImpressMeMuch who is a Mariah stan, the woman who settled not one, not two, but THREE cases of alleged sexual harassment and abuse which were levelled against her in 2017, 18 and 19. There was no "believe the victims" then of course.

Edited April 25Apr 25 by Yes, AND

Wait I just checked and I literally didn't know this stuff about Mariah.

also wheezing at this picture

Edited April 25Apr 25 by KatyPrismSpirit

20 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Wait I just checked and I literally didn't know this stuff about Mariah.

also wheezing at this picture

Yeah Mariah has a very chequered past which her stans love to gloss over when coming for others.

They will also excuse her Dr Luke connection.

21 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

Wait I just checked and I literally didn't know this stuff about Mariah.

also wheezing at this picture

That is the hand of one of her assistants ( Three total) who leveled the sexual harassment and abuse claims against her. Apparently Mariah settled for a massive undisclosed sum.

5 hours ago, FrederickGa said:

Why are the 2 remaining Kats listening to Gaga's discog here?

In other news, Home For The Aged residents rejoiced the 800k Update with NMF Effect. Who's gonna tell them about the brutal Sunday drop and that Monday Update is the real trend to watch

At least theres a reason for the drop. Other tracks were seeing massive drops despite being on TTH, Sit this one out.