That Bad Eartha

The lyrics were so bad the Irish times accidentally thought she was singing in gaelic

Oh got it haha, I must not be on the email list.

The tour doesn't start for 3 more days....

I can def relate to that. I think sometimes feeling like that sort of millennial existential ennui makes me even more opposed to the super commercialized side of Christmas which she has kind of become the primary focal point for. Like I'm sorry I just can't find the energy to care if she takes the record back from Ella Langley or not.

I can't tell if I'm just tired of Christmas as it pertains to Mariah or if I'm just not in the mood for Christmas as a concept in general this year lmao. Moo Humbug! HFIA arriving/sounding like a loud wet fart after waiting so long for new music and then her promptly moving on to Christmas like her non-Christmas stuff was just a fun little side project didn't help with my feelings towards the current position Christmas holds in her career. Thankfully the Glitter remixes have been good so far so we at least have that to look forward to before she goes full Christmas for 2 months and then in hibernation recovering from all the Christmas work for 2-3 months after.

I meant more in a sort of a witch/demon/troll/Rumplestilskin-type sneaky curse of like "once you submit to this, you're gonna be trapped here in the games section forever and I'm gonna have to learn the rules to ATRL's Next Top Model" kind of trap.

Wait so on the form are we submitting two female artists not from your original list and then theme suggestions? Or do we send the nicknames there?

This does feel like a trap.

TFW you click on a tag and end up in the games section

Well at least we get to drag her two years in a row.

Daddy issues in full effect because @Ace Reject really went to the store to get a pack of cigarettes and abandoned us.

Stumbling upon MCIIY in the promised land

Also kind of gives RuPaul's neck in this album cover

Playing in Tori Amos' things

Thanks @ahauntingnearu for ballot #5!