When Gaga and Bey collab but the video ends in a clear "THE END" so they never have to hear about it again

Saw a Tiktok liddo arguing that Jopanned isn't her worst album. Do you think they read our thread a few days ago?

4 minutes ago, Aden said:

Saw a Tiktok liddo arguing that Jopanned isn't her worst album. Do you think they read our thread a few days ago?

Seeing as everything we say on here inevitably becomes fodder for fake Twitter insiders, it wouldn't surprise me in the least

16 hours ago, viego said:

I know she made Abracadabra just after seeing the first preliminary screening for Joker 2. You can sense the madness and hunger.

If she wrote something the night after Coachella W2 audio problem it could be rock, salsa, electronic, dark pop, light pop, grunge or disco, you name it, but it is going to be a smash.

Gaga was at her lowest. Panned movie, flop lead, fillers migrating. She came in this bitcch mad as hell.

21 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Seeing as everything we say on here inevitably becomes fodder for fake Twitter insiders, it wouldn't surprise me in the least

It's matter of time an "insider" spoils the CaCa collab I fear

Spotify Global

Position	Song	Streams
18	"Die with a Smile"	2,970,248
157 (+1)	"Poker Face"	1,283,521

Edited February 17Feb 17 by Aston Martin

ok but can it pass Birds of a Feather already

37 minutes ago, Aden said:

Saw a Tiktok liddo arguing that Jopanned isn't her worst album. Do you think they read our thread a few days ago?

Well, it isn't, ChroMAGA is

4 minutes ago, Colmillo said:

Well, it isn't, ChroMAGA is

Y'all can talk your **** about ChromAllah all day everyday, but there is no way in hell you are going to convince me that the album about her mental health struggles is worse than the album where she cosplayed as a country/midwestern wine-mom in its lyrics when she grew up in one of the richest zip codes in NYC. And that's not a drag to Joanne either but come one now.

The amount of GP that keeps popping up on my fyp saying they saw Gaga in Arizona and they're saying she is THE greatest performer of this generation and wow'd by the entire show. Yep that's my girl.

55 minutes ago, Aden said:

Saw a Tiktok liddo arguing that Jopanned isn't her worst album. Do you think they read our thread a few days ago?

Probably bc no one is talking ab Khianne otherwise

5 Gaga songs did 1 million or more streams on Spotify yesterday (DWAS, Poker Face, Judas, Just Dance, and Bad Romance).

Trashcanne is definitely her worst album but its still a cozy comfort album to listen to every now and then. I don't dislike any of her albums I just love calling it Trashcanne

16 minutes ago, Edonis said:

Y'all can talk your **** about ChromAllah all day everyday, but there is no way in hell you are going to convince me that the album about her mental health struggles is worse than the album where she cosplayed as a country/midwestern wine-mom in its lyrics when she grew up in one of the richest zip codes in NYC. And that's not a drag to Joanne either but come one now.

"Like I was so far away from myself. And It's so interesting because it's the most stripped-away that people feel that they've ever seen me, but I know how far away from me I was."

(Her talking about joanne)

I know people are trashing about JoPANNED but please, let's take a minute to appreciate this masterpiece:

Everybody's got to love each other

Stop throwin' stones at your sisters and your brothers

Man, it wasn't that long ago we were all living in the jungle

So why do we gotta put each other down

When there's more than enough love to g-g-go around?

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Dude in a lab coat and a man of God

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Fought over prisms and a forty-day flood

(Come onto mama, come on, mama, ooh)

Well, I say rainbows did more than they've ever done

So why do we gotta fight over ideas?

We're talkin' the same old **** after all of these years

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh, come tomorrow

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Psychic guru catches minnows in the harbor

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Everyone tells him he should work a little harder

(Come onto mama, come on, mama) hey, man, get to work! Catch 'em!

They all tell you that freedom must be bought

But, baby, he's already caught 'em

So why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh-oh, come to mama

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Come to mama

Come onto me, woah, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-oh

Come on mama

Come on mama

Come on mama, woah, oh-oh-ooh

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

'Cause I wanna be there

I wanna be there for you

I wanna be there

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

Look what that rainbow did

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo

8 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

I know people are trashing about JoPANNED but please, let's take a minute to appreciate this masterpiece:

Everybody's got to love each other

Stop throwin' stones at your sisters and your brothers

Man, it wasn't that long ago we were all living in the jungle

So why do we gotta put each other down

When there's more than enough love to g-g-go around?

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Dude in a lab coat and a man of God

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Fought over prisms and a forty-day flood

(Come onto mama, come on, mama, ooh)

Well, I say rainbows did more than they've ever done

So why do we gotta fight over ideas?

We're talkin' the same old **** after all of these years

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh, come tomorrow

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Psychic guru catches minnows in the harbor

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Everyone tells him he should work a little harder

(Come onto mama, come on, mama) hey, man, get to work! Catch 'em!

They all tell you that freedom must be bought

But, baby, he's already caught 'em

So why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh-oh, come to mama

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Come to mama

Come onto me, woah, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-oh

Come on mama

Come on mama

Come on mama, woah, oh-oh-ooh

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

'Cause I wanna be there

I wanna be there for you

I wanna be there

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

Look what that rainbow did

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo

I think she didn't write this song. Father John Mishty gave the demo to her

still stunned by this masterpiece mv nobody expected during that era

Chromatica hate is so forced. Godga as a brain dead zombie propped up on meds still makes better pop music than 99% of the landscape.

I love Beyonce's

5 minutes ago, Aden said:

Chromatica hate is so forced. Godga as a brain dead zombie propped up on meds still makes better pop music than 99% of the landscape.

Gaga's fans believe in some strange narrative where some of her albums have to be bad for others to be good. In reality, they're all at least decent and the best are just genre and generation defining works

46 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

5 Gaga songs did 1 million or more streams on Spotify yesterday (DWAS, Poker Face, Judas, Just Dance, and Bad Romance).

Yesterday was a holiday too. I expect songs to rise today in streams as well

23 minutes ago, Bhumisah said:

I think she didn't write this song. Father John Mishty gave the demo to her

His version is better

Gaga did 18.1 million streams today and I just realized that The Fame is going to hit 6 billion streams on Spotify in about a month or so.

4 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

Gaga did 18.1 million streams today and I just realized that The Fame is going to hit 6 billion streams on Spotify in about a month or so.

MR is fighting alone. A cute hit. ijbol

Did some quick math for funsies. Gags has 5 songs in the 700M-800M range. At the current rate, this is how many days it'd take for them to hit 1B streams:

• Alejandro at 716,550,340 would take 675 days

• Abracadabra at 722,018,249 would take 305 days

• Applause at 770,348,134 would take 668 days

• Bloody Mary at 778,348,134 would take 738 days

• Born This Way at 799,076,774 would take 684 days

Except for Bloody Mary (and not taking into account Halloween boosts), all of them should hit 1B before the end of next year.

4 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

MR is fighting alone. A cute hit. ijbol

The way it's just chugging along to 1 billion streams. The little single that could