1 minute ago, Manchs said:

Did some quick math for funsies. Gags has 5 songs in the 700M-800M range. At the current rate, this is how many days it'd take for them to hit 1B streams:

• Alejandro at 716,550,340 would take 675 days

• Abracadabra at 722,018,249 would take 305 days

• Applause at 770,348,134 would take 668 days

• Bloody Mary at 778,348,134 would take 738 days

• Born This Way at 799,076,774 would take 684 days

Except for Bloody Mary (and not taking into account Halloween boosts), all of them should hit 1B before the end of next year.

So by the end of next year, all of Gaga's pop albums will have a 1 billion+ streamed song. With TF, TFM, BTW, and Mayhem all having multiple (as well as ASIB of course).

3 minutes ago, Aston Martin said:

So by the end of next year, all of Gaga's pop albums will have a 1 billion+ streamed song. With TF, TFM, BTW, and Mayhem all having multiple (as well as ASIB of course).

Not everybody has that

There is absolutely nothing good about Shitfromassanne, the album is a stain on her discography

300k daily streams Imagine making an album so bad not even your fans want to listen to that ****

1 hour ago, Edonis said:

Y'all can talk your **** about ChromAllah all day everyday, but there is no way in hell you are going to convince me that the album about her mental health struggles is worse than the album where she cosplayed as a country/midwestern wine-mom in its lyrics when she grew up in one of the richest zip codes in NYC. And that's not a drag to Joanne either but come one now.

ChromatiGOD has 911/Replay while Jopanned has Come to Mama/Grigio Girls. Like you can't compare where you can't compete.

4 minutes ago, Delicate said:

There is absolutely nothing good about Shitfromassanne, the album is a stain on her discography

300k daily streams Imagine making an album so bad not even your fans want to listen to that ****

That took me a second

The only metric where Joanne clears all her other albums is the nickname department. Jopanned, Trashcanne, Toucanne, Dead Aunt, and now Shitfromassanne are all so

Though the pink albums all lowkey stomp in terms of nicknames

Joanne will reach 2B+ streams soon as well. Then all her albums except ARTPOP will have crossed that. With DWUW it've probably done that already as well.

We might clown on Jopanned on the daily, but John Wayne - DiC - PI - MR is a cute 1-2-3-4 punch.

At the end of the day, Toucanne won a Grammy and has a top 5 hit that will hit 1 billion streams.

The tragic recurrents don't really matter since it's a mid 2010s album and she's only put out far more successful albums since its release. Some of her former boatmates aren't even clearing 300k+ streams a day with their most recent 2020s albums.

Good lord not another day of Joannatica discourse

Toucanne is better than ARTPOO but it's a mid-off regardless.

Edited February 17Feb 17 by Jack!

2 minutes ago, Jack! said:

Toucanne is better than ARTPOO but it's a mid-off regardless.

its objectively not. Shouldvepulledoutanne is not good.

Let's focus on speculating about future Magnum Opus LG-ate.

This is beyond tired.

I completely forgot that she explicitly said that Telephone p2 will happen

Just now, SweetOreosOfHeaven said:

Let's focus on speculating about future Magnum Opus LG-ate.

This is beyond tired.

I need her to unabashedly serve sex.

The way she's taking each and any opportunity to do adlibs and switch things up vocally on the tour. This woman is deeply inspired. We used to pray for times like these.

Just now, Manchs said:

I need her to unabashedly serve sex.

I'd love it but I'm not seeing it tbqh.

Sistrens!

30 minutes ago, Delicate said:

There is absolutely nothing good about Shitfromassanne, the album is a stain on her discography

300k daily streams Imagine making an album so bad not even your fans want to listen to that ****

that's… a Shakespearean insult if I've ever seen one

is anyone else still mad about Billie whining her way to the Grammy? Because I am

3 minutes ago, SweetOreosOfHeaven said:

I'd love it but I'm not seeing it tbqh.

There's no way Michael's colossal 12-incher doesn't get her inspired. Make it happen, Gar

2026	2011

Edited February 17Feb 17 by Infernal Paradise

2 hours ago, Edonis said:

Y'all can talk your **** about ChromAllah all day everyday, but there is no way in hell you are going to convince me that the album about her mental health struggles is worse than the album where she cosplayed as a country/midwestern wine-mom in its lyrics when she grew up in one of the richest zip codes in NYC. And that's not a drag to Joanne either but come one now.

whack them again for me

Gaga-guettes try not to speak in hyperbole challenge level impossible

Why are Rain On Me's daily streams so atrocious? Million Reasons consistently out streams her

3 hours ago, Aden said:

Saw a Tiktok liddo arguing that Jopanned isn't her worst album. Do you think they read our thread a few days ago?

If we include Love for Sale then yes, they're right.