i want to know what you do when you wake up , that sets you up for success . that lets you think .. oh today is going to be a good day !

 

i know this is how a lot of you guys think you look waking up  

in reality i bet is more like

(what is with the random drag??    )

 

for me : 

wake up , stay in bed for about 20 mins scrolling tiktok and getting my overnight built up gas out (we all do this , ive googled it, don't act coy…) , go to kitchen and make a homemade iced coffee w french vanilla and stevia , go outside and sit on the creek at bottom of garden watching the water flow while drinking iced coffee . i might then make some sour d'oh toast with garlic powder and smoked paprika sprinkled on top , and i turn on a nice indie music playlist . the heat is on and my apartment is at a nice toasty 22 degrees (im British ) and my cat that is called Gato is behaving . 
 

its going to be ..

a good day

anyways let us know your best morning routines for setting yourself up for success in the comments below and we will be picking out the best ones !

(inspiration for this thread was @Smarticle telling me he doesn't brush his teeth because it ruins his mornings )

9 minutes ago, May said:

about 20 mins... getting my overnight built up gas out (we all do this , ive googled it, don't act coy…)

 

 

OT: I used to wake and bake, roll out of bed, hit the gravity bong that I made and start the day. For a while, it got me by. Everything I did seemed better when I was high. I don't know why.

Edited November 28, 2025Nov 28 by Sheep

You guys know that Rihanna album LOUD

Well I don't like it much

But a word similar to that can be a good start of the day because then you brush your teeth

You're so unhinged 

5 minutes ago, HardBambi said:

You guys know that Rihanna album LOUD

Well I don't like it much

But a word similar to that can be a good start of the day because then you brush your teeth

louse .. proud .. gout .. what are you trying to say

Having a cold bad enough to not go to work but not bad enough to feel like I'm dying 

Jerking off and coffee 

17 minutes ago, HardBambi said:

You guys know that Rihanna album LOUD

Well I don't like it much

But a word similar to that can be a good start of the day because then you brush your teeth

Well we know that @May likes to make LOUD farts to start the day off based on the unsolicited information in the OP that's for sure 

Edited November 28, 2025Nov 28 by FailSafe

Wake n' bake baby

 

Definitely wake up as if I had to go to work, scroll TikTok, get my coffee an hour or so later and start my day then

I wonder how you look like in real life sis  @May drop your insta babe in my dms 

OT: I ruin my mornings thinking badthings.mp3 going to happen

 

Just now, crymelanie said:

I wonder how you look like in real life sis  @May drop your insta babe in my dms 

OT: I ruin my mornings thinking badthings.mp3 going to happen

 

ill post a pic in the post a pic of yourself thread and tag you later today  

1 hour ago, Heldenzeit said:

Jerking off and coffee 

I could never have enough energy to jerk off first thing in the morning

honestly, nothing better than a blowie

Double espresso and in winter I turn on the light therapy lamp 

Wash my teeth first thing, when it's sunny sit outside for 10 min, drink tons of water, skincare routine, high protein breakfast, get ready to work and leave the house

caffeine 

Waking up early, even on a day off usually sets me up to achieve everything i have planned for that day

A really good breakfast  
A sunny day with blue skies
Checking ATRL and interesting celeb news or my fave releasing something new*
and me dancing in my living room to some music videos  and havin my family in good mood
and waking up really early. 6-7-8am after good sleep
I dont like waking up late.
Its like my whole morning was wasted*

My schedule for the mornings. It changes everyday* 
 

 

Edited November 28, 2025Nov 28 by AvadaKedavra

a stim pill 

When I see money in my account.

Am I the only one who opens ATRL first thing in the morning? 

skincare, then listen to my fav music

A good bath of course  no skincare product feels as good on skin as water or soap does imo

The way im brushing my teeth reading this