Maleficent

Well I think they should rebrand as "The Way More than Just Cheesecake Factory" then. People these days can barely read, we shouldn't confuse them further

Just out of interest, why is the cheesecake factory ordering beef?

If I was an employee and Sam Smith started flashing their boochie at me, you best believe I would be calling my lawyer STAT

is this Sarah Michelle Gellar

too much work. just jerk off instead

I think that's kinda the point. There haven't really been any major Western girlgroups for a minute

girl shut up. no one is saying they eat 8 bags a day

Dido blows chunks, so her, and anyone who disagrees can go sit on a pineapple

gagarilor on this eleganza!

I don't feel bad for calling her d!ke on a b!ke once when I was 15 anymore

Please don't bring logic onto this site or I'll have to report you. Thanks xo

Yes, but just in case I forget something, I always carry around a large notebook with my bank pin, passwords, tax codes, basically all the important stuff.

Grown men using gifs is weird in general. I miss the days when men acted like MEN

I think it's just whatever we want it to mean on any particular day, kind of like how Christians interpret the actual Bible

Brown, but it has kinda gold highlights from the sun