Maleficent

I don't think this is him. He isn't bringing attention to his ass.

No, but I wouldn't care anyway. I think it would be fun to secretly Stan someone completely obscure like Xtina or Kelly Clarkson and incite Stan wars, turn people against each other, have a hidden discord where we come up with outlandish thread ideas etc.

I don't care about what point she was trying to make, the way she phrased it is awful. Also her music is ass (so is Björk's)

damn. I guess your ex-conservative era wasn't giving what you hoped. Oh well, the right can take you back now, they love stupid

I don't even know if she can read tbh. I'll have to ask next time I bump into her at Walgreens

I hope she's bouncing on some good morning wood while eating some cornflakes. Get that digestion moving!

Didn't Jessica Simpson release an ep like last year?

Omg they make wired butt plugs now? Back in my day we had to construct our own. I still remember putting one together in our highschool workshop class while all the other boys were making useless things like lawnmowers

I hate them. The only upside was that they were more visible to strangers so I could more easily avoid random people trying to start conversations with me. Like, ma'am this is a Wendy's, I don't care how your day is going

Homely? That's rude, she looks nice

I have, and Perfect Illusion is still an absolute banger! Stupid Love was Max Martin's fault. Evil Swedish troll

This reminded me of how I once sent an fyi email to a colleague, and I accidentally sent him nothing but a giant picture of that obese giraffe meme from 2010.

I just know she was wild back in the day. You can see it in her eyes. Probably flashed her ankles to men when they were driving their motorcars, and swore loudly in church.

Good for her! I could never imagine living with any of my Aunts though. One is the town bike, the other is an alcoholic married to a closet gay, and the last one thinks she has a terminal illness every Tuesday when she's just obese.

No, I would never. The first thing I do when I meet a man is grab his ass and say "is this hole a goal?" If he says no, then I politely respect boundaries