Maleficent

If I was an employee and Sam Smith started flashing their boochie at me, you best believe I would be calling my lawyer STAT

is this Sarah Michelle Gellar

too much work. just jerk off instead

I think that's kinda the point. There haven't really been any major Western girlgroups for a minute

girl shut up. no one is saying they eat 8 bags a day

Dido blows chunks, so her, and anyone who disagrees can go sit on a pineapple

gagarilor on this eleganza!

I don't feel bad for calling her d!ke on a b!ke once when I was 15 anymore

Please don't bring logic onto this site or I'll have to report you. Thanks xo

Yes, but just in case I forget something, I always carry around a large notebook with my bank pin, passwords, tax codes, basically all the important stuff.

Grown men using gifs is weird in general. I miss the days when men acted like MEN

I think it's just whatever we want it to mean on any particular day, kind of like how Christians interpret the actual Bible

Brown, but it has kinda gold highlights from the sun

change it yourself fatso

Yes. Thanks to this I was awakened to the evils of capitalism and realised billionaires actually don't care about me.

Just listen to that song, not the whole album

I mean, sure, but she obviously did this because she wanted people to discuss it.

Personality and skills in bed. I could date a big ol' ugly fatty if we can have in depth discussions on Britney's career path and he can lay that pipe down with technique.

No, I don't remember. Maybe we need to bring it up more frequently

well she was on the right side of history and I hope she would do it again if she had the chance

She was just being polite. We all know she can't stand Joni Mitchell. The only reason she hasn't called her out publicly is because Joni has a reputation. She would probably pull up and knock out Stevie's front teeth.

omg that old? she looks amazing for her age

Right. Let's talk about Katy Perry or Christina Aguilera yet again, because they're much more relevant

!! Like you can just tell she's always ripping the nastiest farts. She has that vibe. Probably does it during dinner for attention

the girl I hooked up with in highschool went viral for commenting on her own mugshot on Facebook while she was on the run from the police. they did a whole news segment on it.