Maleficent

this is all rumours unless you knew those emperors personally. have a nice day!

Excited. I love both the singles

Control by far

I hope they never address Manon or her departure. I love vagueness

probably diggin in their butts

yes it is. now what? go sit on a screwdriver

they are not 'completely irrelevant' , hippopotamus breath! They show interest as proven by this doing better

I'm not apologizing for **** I wrote her a lengthy letter asking if I could borrow 500k (note I said borrow because I planned to give it back) a couple years ago when I felt like it. I would have asked J.K. Rowling again but she's a transphobe now. Anyway, Katy wasn't even my first choice but she had the nerve to not respond at all. Then she released 143 a month later just to piss me off. So no, **** you Katy and you owe me an apology

Starstruck. This thread makes me sad though because katy used to be so cool, and now she's corny and I'm old

Just wind the clock back and start over

OK but their debates on who is the greatest living actress were so fun to read

I just know she's gonna do something like record her farts or play the flute with her nose. I'm tired

I mean, I agree we badly need bidets in a lot of Western homes, but I feel like you would have to never wash your ass at all for it to actually be noticeable. Like, just pooping once isn't gonna make people you pass on the street smell ur hole.

I thought it was over so that shows my interest I guess. I would check to see if my country was eliminated but that would be a waste of 30 seconds because I know for sure they have been

The polite refusal when they first covered him in the flag was very Japanese

The only person who I remember downvoting me was a Taylor fan. I remember because they would leave a negative react on multiple random unrelated comments. I don't know why I pissed them off but they were annoying so i'm glad I did. Also they barely post now so guess who won the war. Haha!

Tinder is the only one with more than 10 users where I live, and I barely use it anyway because it's full of people trying to present a picture perfect image of their life. Give me drama mama! I want pics of you eating Mac n cheese at 3am! I don't care about the 500th photo of you shirtless at the beach

She's no Ashanti, but they can be boatmates

no, it explodes. so the odds are in her favour

Omg. I also went on a defensive rant back in high school when I was accused of wearing thongs. Nowadays i'm much more comfortable in my sexuality and wear no underwear at all. Easy access!

2013

OK but this reminded me of how every video of a guy with a normal sized d on boyfriendtv is tagged "small d!ck"

Most of them. You start with one deviation and it's a slippery slope. Soon you'll be a character in a Dennis Cooper novel. No ma'am, keep me in the light

No

give him your ac, that's what Oprah would do on her show