Just now, RideOrDie said:

this decade? probably this week alone sis

 

GodGa's humming in the shower has a better melody than anything Hasbeencé can ever write

 

PANniffer Lawrence's career is over btw, no more Weinstein (dead + in hell) to buy her an oscar 

Good morning, good morning

 

WW and 143 weeks were such fun times to be on ATRL  thank you Katy Perry, the jester of pop!

Chappell Roan has to be the first pop girl I'm actively rooting against even though I like her music. Typical liberal arts college know it all when in reality she's an inarticulate idiot. I don't doubt many other pop girls are similarly uneducated and stupid but at least their teams don't let them embarrass themselves on the daily so I have to assume she is also stubborn and impossible to deal with in private.

LARGErie Trailer Peen looks like a cross dressing George Washington, wooden teeth and all

17 hours ago, EnigmaticAndroid said:

Pick your favorite M*donna nickname:

 

Madonster

Madog

Dogonna

Moldonna

Molddead

Mandonna 

Fadame X

Old B*tch

Cyndi Lauper's Shadow

Madead

Needs Madentistry 

Gap Tooth of Pop

Mandick

Messdonna

80s fad

Pannedonna

9x Razzie Winner

Biblically Accurate Prostitute

Megalodonna

 

I'm a fan of Madonkey and Madgina (Kwen Beyinse's drags from the Nekci Menij days, hihi) myself  

GODdison >>> fatte mcRATe

can we get some more final deserved whackings for CaCa before this thread gets closed and her family gets deported?

8 minutes ago, Jay07 said:

Chappell Roan has to be the first pop girl I'm actively rooting against even though I like her music. Typical liberal arts college know it all when in reality she's an inarticulate idiot. I don't doubt many other pop girls are similarly uneducated and stupid but at least their teams don't let them embarrass themselves on the daily so I have to assume she is also stubborn and impossible to deal with in private.

oh DRAG that filthy misshapen ROACH through the mud

28 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

this decade? probably this week alone sis

 

 

29 minutes ago, jesus del rey said:

Goodmorning, reminder that GodGa has written more songs this decade than Hasbeencé did her entire career 

 

26 minutes ago, jesus del rey said:

GodGa's humming in the shower has a better melody than anything Hasbeencé can ever write

 

All that supposed writing but can't get a hit without Bruno, Ariana and Brad

 

And still behind Yonce in solo album units the past 10 years 

 

How unfortunate

@Armani. is the H.E.R. community still hiring? I low key want to convert to a little HERster once in my lifetimes.mp3

3 minutes ago, Armani. said:

 

 

All that supposed writing but can't get a hit without Bruno, Ariana and Brad

 

And still behind Yonce in solo album units the past 10 years 

solo daily streams:

 

Abracadabra 2,717,117

Poker Face 1,192,463

Bad Romance 946,774

Garden Of Eden 938,824

Always Remember Us This Way 837,838

Disease 770,157

How Bad Do U Want Me 755,943

Judas 749,683

---------------------- BARRIER --------------------

Halo 678,278

Diva 554,110

TEXAS HOLD EM 460,498

 

let's worry about that 

Edited April 2, 20251 yr by RideOrDie

2 hours ago, Youngbae said:

I honestly don't understand how you're gonna continue with your usual, tired routine of posting shady things about her then saying "but I love her!!!1! i'm just discussing my favourite artist uwu" after that. At least you'll have to come up with something else, I guess.

 

This thread is such a revelation though. Like, what's the point in replying to @Pinkbutterflies, for example, when the actual reason they post straight up lies about certain artists is not because they actually believe them but because they're trying to "get back" at them for being more successful than their pop dolly? You wouldn't try to have a normal discussion with a crazy person yelling "Olddonna" on the corner of the street, would you?

oh please its not that serious   i do like her music

tayble can't release prostitution tv soon enough. this year is lacking a BANG

3 minutes ago, RideOrDie said:

solo daily streams:

 

Abracadabra 2,717,117

Poker Face 1,192,463

Bad Romance 946,774

Garden Of Eden 938,824

Always Remember Us This Way 837,838

Disease 770,157

How Bad Do U Want Me 755,943

Judas 749,683

---------------------- BARRIER --------------------

Halo 678,278

Diva 554,110

TEXAS HOLD EM 460,498

 

let's worry about that 

And still behind overall 

Just now, terrorblade said:

this year is lacking a BANG

exactly, which is exactly why we dont need another jack antonOFF mass produced pop slob like prostitution television. 

4 minutes ago, KatyPrismSpirit said:

@Armani. is the H.E.R. community still hiring? I low key want to convert to a little HERster once in my lifetimes.mp3

They still exist, she has a community group on Twitter. They're tired of her not releasing though

Daily streams:

 

Monster (2009 album track) - 138,084

BREAK MY SOUL (2022 solo organic #1) - 102,443

 

can someone explain? 

Good morning! I hope all the OGHs and OTHs find a nice warm chair to sit in today! 

Spoiler

Preferably one of the electric kind!

 

WW Album Units 

Dreamgirls - 4.3M

....................

 

Chromatica - 4M

Joanne - 3.7M

 

 

The year is 2025. Pop girls are a dying breed. Taylor, Beyonce, Gaga are the last real superstars standing, but only on account of their gigantic and highly delusional fanbases. The gp no longer gives a **** and every single release is front-loaded unless it gets new editions every other day. All any of them is capable of doing is either rehashing their own previous work OR copying artists from decades before any of their fans were born. The only way for the other girlies to make it out of the khia asylum is to whisper or cursive or both to a song that sounds like it was written by a high school music class student. Every label-forced attempt at creating a new mpg is an embarrassment to this formerly thriving niche. Half of them are bigger on tiktok than on Spotify. Madonna has been MIA for 5 years. Britney is retired. Rihanna is a mom/smurf now. We are so deprived of f4ggy pop that even Charli is a gp darling now. POP. MUSIC. IS. DYING.

 

 

It doesn't need to be this way. There is still ONE last line of defense holding back real pop girl oonts oonts music from complete irrelevancy and delivering VISUALS to match. ATRL this is your final warning to stan aespa or get left behind.

 

 

The only kpop group able to chart anywhere outside of Korea for more than a single week without Filipino Spotify bot farms. The chosen ones. The saviors of pop. Remember the name Ningning, bottoms. You'll be hearing it for D E C A D E S

 

Edited April 2, 20251 yr by Ubermensch

 

k-poop stans are vermin

I WOKE UP TO A TRIPPLE CAREER FUNERAL

 

XG IS DEAD, BAEMON ARE DEAD, MEOVV ARE DEAD

 

HANA ENDED ALL OF THEM

 

 

Just now, Pop said:

 

i thought the KHIATIMES tour was sold out? was i lied to by kitkats?