3 minutes ago, ShouldersSideways said:

Cinderella actually showed up to the ball.  Bey would never.

 

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Beyoncé isn’t even a real human. She is an AI robot. 
 

Edited January 26, 20233 yr by Mr. Specialist

29 minutes ago, ShouldersSideways said:

Cinderella actually showed up to the ball.  Bey would never.

 

Uh- 

 

Beyoncé did show up to the ball in Dubai though, and instead of losing a glass slipper she lost the use of her leg below the knee

 

1 hour ago, ShouldersSideways said:

Cinderella actually showed up to the ball.  Bey would never.

 

Giselle would show up… just not on the steps and past midnight. She’d get her IG pics though 

 

she's church girl for real

 

 

 

4 hours ago, HausofArtpopII said:

the highest selling devil song in history for a reason 

demonyoncé slayed

we should give sasha another sacrifice, its been 15 long years since she slayed this hard 

the way people are bringing back the illuminati mess on TikTok is telling me she's still relevant as ever 

6 minutes ago, Starshine said:

the way people are bringing back the illuminati mess on TikTok is telling me she's still relevant as ever 

when formation goes viral and it oustreams the demonic song that is H*lo

 

 

Formation>>>>>>>>>H*lo

26 minutes ago, HausofArtpopII said:

when formation goes viral and it oustreams the demonic song that is H*lo

 

 

Formation>>>>>>>>>H*lo

I have a confession to make. I was not in Love with Formation when it came out and im still not 

 

In fact sometimes I listen to the instrumental and think that it could be 100x, if written to less awkward "I slay x50" lyrics. One of these young mumble rappers would body the track I'm sure, sorry Yonce...

Just now, Otter said:

I have a confession to make. I was not in Love with Formation when it came out and im still not 

 

In fact sometimes I listen to the instrumental and think that it could be 100x, if written to less awkward "I slay x50" lyrics. One of these young mumble rappers would body the track I'm sure, sorry Yonce...

That's the reason why the album version remains superior indeed. 

 

We need the make the instrumental go viral like Single Ladies because this is so damn off kilt and bizzare 

Tour announcements normally come with content in themselves (teaser visuals)

 

But some of us actually need to plan our summers, so she's literally holding us hostage until she announces it 

11 minutes ago, Otter said:

Tour announcements normally come with content in themselves (teaser visuals)

 

But some of us actually need to plan our summers, so she's literally holding us hostage until she announces it 

Yeah same I'm literally waiting for this to plan my vacations. 

 

Ideally I wanna go see her in places I haven't been to before so I can visit as well but if I'm gonna see her multiple times I think Paris, Amsterdam + 1 in Germany seems like the most convenient route. 

 

We'll see how the dates are spread out but yeah I'm excited to start planning itineraries, looking for hotels, flights

1 hour ago, Otter said:

I have a confession to make. I was not in Love with Formation when it came out and im still not 

 

In fact sometimes I listen to the instrumental and think that it could be 100x, if written to less awkward "I slay x50" lyrics. One of these young mumble rappers would body the track I'm sure, sorry Yonce...

Ok now THAT is demonic. Formation is my fav song of Bey. Its a must pick for her Top5

Yeah honestly I was a bit puzzled by Formation at first but it grew on me immediately. 

 

It's top10 for me now for sure

Formation is a top 5 Beyoncé song for me. It is just wildly epic and sonically left field for bey 

Edited January 26, 20233 yr by Massive_Teardrop

Formation ****** me UP when it came out. I was obsessed with it. Hated that I couldn’t buy it, hated that it wasn’t in the film on HBO.

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She's on vacation again?

26 minutes ago, kaveer said:

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Its been a very exhausting week for unemployed Beyonce. I totally understand her need for vacation after that week. We shouldnt be too harsh on her

 

Does she really not a give a f anymore? 
 

I can't say she hasn't earned it but this whole ordeal is SO unlike her

What number vacation is this for her? Since BMS I hope there's an editing room at that Waldorf

57 minutes ago, kaveer said:

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RELEASE YOUR JOB!!!

This is honestly so funny

 

1 hour ago, kaveer said:

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lol

Just lol