5 hours ago, GraceRandolph said:

@Bhumisah @Phoenixstar @GAGAISTHEBESTYA @Edonis @AdamRiver96

I did a tarot reading on Shape of a Woman, Devil Wears Prada 2, and LG8. Read at your own discretion.

How will Shape of a Woman be received by the fans?

Queen of Swords & The Chariot (both upright)

Shape of a Woman will be received relatively positively by fans, though somewhat coldly. Fans may interpret it more as a career move as opposed to being a fan favorite track from Gaga.

How will Shape of a Woman be received commercially?

The Magician and the Two of Swords (both upright)

Although Shape of a Woman is positioned for success on the surface and Gaga has been intentional, the song may not see commercial success. Two of Swords implies obstacles, either form a promotional or personal perspective as Gaga may feel torn between other obligations this year, and there may be too much competition at the time of release for Shape of a Woman to make as big of a splash as it may be positioned for on the surface.

Awards potential for Shape of a Woman?

The High Priestess and the Four of Wands (both reversed)

I don't see Shape of a Woman as a standout this awards season. Mainly what these cards suggest is that Gaga is still somewhat hesitant around campaigning due to the aftermath of House of Gucci and Joker 2. I do think nominations are very possible, but Gaga is likely not going to campaign as visibly due to feelings of rejection. Other cast members may have ulterior motives or may have hard feelings towards Gaga for one reason or another.

Is Devil Wears Prada 2 doomed to be panned by critics like Machete Kills and Joker 2?

9 of cups and 10 of cups (both reversed)

Yes, the critical reception of Devil Wears Prada 2 is likely going to be mixed to negative. Surface level positives will be noted, but the overarching film may leave critics and/or audiences feeling cold. Cast tensions may be revealed later on, that explain why characters lack chemistry on screen or why the project ultimately wasn't as satisfying as a sequel to Devil Wears Prada could've or should've been.

Will we receive LG8 in 2026?

Page of Wands (upright) and 3 of Wands (Reversed)

No.

What is her current headspace around LG8?

9 of cups (Reversed), King of Pentacles (Reversed), Ace of Swords (Upright)

Gaga may be surrounded by people who are materialistic and shortsighted. Reversed King of Pentacles indicates that Mayhem era may have not lived up to Gaga's hopes in one way or another. Gaga wants LG8 to be a challenge for her and to feel like a fresh step in her career overall.

How will it perform?

Six of Swords (Reversed), Page of Wands, Eight of Wands (Uptight)

LG8 will most likely perform fairly well, maybe on par with Mayhem commercially. A last minute decision or unexpected song may connect with the public out of nowhere or go viral in some way. The era seems very lively, with themes of fire coming into play potentially. The era may not start off well though, and could initially seem to be a bust. Based on the page of wands showing up multiple times related to LG8 I'd say the main concept is already known by Gaga at this point.

Ugh not lg8 being a flop

She's soon to be 40 and from that age to when they close the f***ng coffin, I want her to be happy!!!!! OK?????? She spent all her youthful days being hurt and miserable from fibromyalgia, chronic pain, mental health issues, failures,.. and everything. ENOUGH!

Edited March 19Mar 19 by David_Greengrass97

5 hours ago, GraceRandolph said:

@Bhumisah @Phoenixstar @GAGAISTHEBESTYA @Edonis @AdamRiver96

I did a tarot reading on Shape of a Woman, Devil Wears Prada 2, and LG8. Read at your own discretion.

How will Shape of a Woman be received by the fans?

Queen of Swords & The Chariot (both upright)

Shape of a Woman will be received relatively positively by fans, though somewhat coldly. Fans may interpret it more as a career move as opposed to being a fan favorite track from Gaga.

How will Shape of a Woman be received commercially?

The Magician and the Two of Swords (both upright)

Although Shape of a Woman is positioned for success on the surface and Gaga has been intentional, the song may not see commercial success. Two of Swords implies obstacles, either form a promotional or personal perspective as Gaga may feel torn between other obligations this year, and there may be too much competition at the time of release for Shape of a Woman to make as big of a splash as it may be positioned for on the surface.

Awards potential for Shape of a Woman?

The High Priestess and the Four of Wands (both reversed)

I don't see Shape of a Woman as a standout this awards season. Mainly what these cards suggest is that Gaga is still somewhat hesitant around campaigning due to the aftermath of House of Gucci and Joker 2. I do think nominations are very possible, but Gaga is likely not going to campaign as visibly due to feelings of rejection. Other cast members may have ulterior motives or may have hard feelings towards Gaga for one reason or another.

Is Devil Wears Prada 2 doomed to be panned by critics like Machete Kills and Joker 2?

9 of cups and 10 of cups (both reversed)

Yes, the critical reception of Devil Wears Prada 2 is likely going to be mixed to negative. Surface level positives will be noted, but the overarching film may leave critics and/or audiences feeling cold. Cast tensions may be revealed later on, that explain why characters lack chemistry on screen or why the project ultimately wasn't as satisfying as a sequel to Devil Wears Prada could've or should've been.

Will we receive LG8 in 2026?

Page of Wands (upright) and 3 of Wands (Reversed)

No.

What is her current headspace around LG8?

9 of cups (Reversed), King of Pentacles (Reversed), Ace of Swords (Upright)

Gaga may be surrounded by people who are materialistic and shortsighted. Reversed King of Pentacles indicates that Mayhem era may have not lived up to Gaga's hopes in one way or another. Gaga wants LG8 to be a challenge for her and to feel like a fresh step in her career overall.

How will it perform?

Six of Swords (Reversed), Page of Wands, Eight of Wands (Uptight)

LG8 will most likely perform fairly well, maybe on par with Mayhem commercially. A last minute decision or unexpected song may connect with the public out of nowhere or go viral in some way. The era seems very lively, with themes of fire coming into play potentially. The era may not start off well though, and could initially seem to be a bust. Based on the page of wands showing up multiple times related to LG8 I'd say the main concept is already known by Gaga at this point.

17 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

She's soon to be 40 and from that age to when they close the f***ng coffin, I want her to be happy!!!!! OK?????? She spent all her youthful days being hurt and miserable from fibromyalgia, chronic pain, mental health issues, failures,.. and everything. ENOUGH!

It's time to build that family and take a well deserved decade-long break

1 minute ago, FailSafe said:

It's time to build that family and take a well deserved decade-long break

I hate you FailSafe, really FailSafe. If one day you were SucceedSafe, I'd be amazed

6 hours ago, GraceRandolph said:

@Bhumisah @Phoenixstar @GAGAISTHEBESTYA @Edonis @AdamRiver96

I did a tarot reading on Shape of a Woman, Devil Wears Prada 2, and LG8. Read at your own discretion.

How will Shape of a Woman be received by the fans?

Queen of Swords & The Chariot (both upright)

Shape of a Woman will be received relatively positively by fans, though somewhat coldly. Fans may interpret it more as a career move as opposed to being a fan favorite track from Gaga.

How will Shape of a Woman be received commercially?

The Magician and the Two of Swords (both upright)

Although Shape of a Woman is positioned for success on the surface and Gaga has been intentional, the song may not see commercial success. Two of Swords implies obstacles, either form a promotional or personal perspective as Gaga may feel torn between other obligations this year, and there may be too much competition at the time of release for Shape of a Woman to make as big of a splash as it may be positioned for on the surface.

Awards potential for Shape of a Woman?

The High Priestess and the Four of Wands (both reversed)

I don't see Shape of a Woman as a standout this awards season. Mainly what these cards suggest is that Gaga is still somewhat hesitant around campaigning due to the aftermath of House of Gucci and Joker 2. I do think nominations are very possible, but Gaga is likely not going to campaign as visibly due to feelings of rejection. Other cast members may have ulterior motives or may have hard feelings towards Gaga for one reason or another.

Is Devil Wears Prada 2 doomed to be panned by critics like Machete Kills and Joker 2?

9 of cups and 10 of cups (both reversed)

Yes, the critical reception of Devil Wears Prada 2 is likely going to be mixed to negative. Surface level positives will be noted, but the overarching film may leave critics and/or audiences feeling cold. Cast tensions may be revealed later on, that explain why characters lack chemistry on screen or why the project ultimately wasn't as satisfying as a sequel to Devil Wears Prada could've or should've been.

Will we receive LG8 in 2026?

Page of Wands (upright) and 3 of Wands (Reversed)

No.

What is her current headspace around LG8?

9 of cups (Reversed), King of Pentacles (Reversed), Ace of Swords (Upright)

Gaga may be surrounded by people who are materialistic and shortsighted. Reversed King of Pentacles indicates that Mayhem era may have not lived up to Gaga's hopes in one way or another. Gaga wants LG8 to be a challenge for her and to feel like a fresh step in her career overall.

How will it perform?

Six of Swords (Reversed), Page of Wands, Eight of Wands (Uptight)

LG8 will most likely perform fairly well, maybe on par with Mayhem commercially. A last minute decision or unexpected song may connect with the public out of nowhere or go viral in some way. The era seems very lively, with themes of fire coming into play potentially. The era may not start off well though, and could initially seem to be a bust. Based on the page of wands showing up multiple times related to LG8 I'd say the main concept is already known by Gaga at this point.

un-tarotreading it right now omg

47 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

She's soon to be 40 and from that age to when they close the f***ng coffin, I want her to be happy!!!!! OK?????? She spent all her youthful days being hurt and miserable from fibromyalgia, chronic pain, mental health issues, failures,.. and everything. ENOUGH!

Fortunately for us, what makes her truly happy is hitting new peaks with Spotify Monthly Listeners.

15 minutes ago, hausofbryan said:

Fortunately for us, what makes her truly happy is hitting new peaks with Spotify Monthly Listeners.

I-

7 hours ago, GraceRandolph said:

@Bhumisah @Phoenixstar @GAGAISTHEBESTYA @Edonis @AdamRiver96

I did a tarot reading on Shape of a Woman, Devil Wears Prada 2, and LG8. Read at your own discretion.

How will Shape of a Woman be received by the fans?

Queen of Swords & The Chariot (both upright)

Shape of a Woman will be received relatively positively by fans, though somewhat coldly. Fans may interpret it more as a career move as opposed to being a fan favorite track from Gaga.

How will Shape of a Woman be received commercially?

The Magician and the Two of Swords (both upright)

Although Shape of a Woman is positioned for success on the surface and Gaga has been intentional, the song may not see commercial success. Two of Swords implies obstacles, either form a promotional or personal perspective as Gaga may feel torn between other obligations this year, and there may be too much competition at the time of release for Shape of a Woman to make as big of a splash as it may be positioned for on the surface.

Awards potential for Shape of a Woman?

The High Priestess and the Four of Wands (both reversed)

I don't see Shape of a Woman as a standout this awards season. Mainly what these cards suggest is that Gaga is still somewhat hesitant around campaigning due to the aftermath of House of Gucci and Joker 2. I do think nominations are very possible, but Gaga is likely not going to campaign as visibly due to feelings of rejection. Other cast members may have ulterior motives or may have hard feelings towards Gaga for one reason or another.

Is Devil Wears Prada 2 doomed to be panned by critics like Machete Kills and Joker 2?

9 of cups and 10 of cups (both reversed)

Yes, the critical reception of Devil Wears Prada 2 is likely going to be mixed to negative. Surface level positives will be noted, but the overarching film may leave critics and/or audiences feeling cold. Cast tensions may be revealed later on, that explain why characters lack chemistry on screen or why the project ultimately wasn't as satisfying as a sequel to Devil Wears Prada could've or should've been.

Will we receive LG8 in 2026?

Page of Wands (upright) and 3 of Wands (Reversed)

No.

What is her current headspace around LG8?

9 of cups (Reversed), King of Pentacles (Reversed), Ace of Swords (Upright)

Gaga may be surrounded by people who are materialistic and shortsighted. Reversed King of Pentacles indicates that Mayhem era may have not lived up to Gaga's hopes in one way or another. Gaga wants LG8 to be a challenge for her and to feel like a fresh step in her career overall.

How will it perform?

Six of Swords (Reversed), Page of Wands, Eight of Wands (Uptight)

LG8 will most likely perform fairly well, maybe on par with Mayhem commercially. A last minute decision or unexpected song may connect with the public out of nowhere or go viral in some way. The era seems very lively, with themes of fire coming into play potentially. The era may not start off well though, and could initially seem to be a bust. Based on the page of wands showing up multiple times related to LG8 I'd say the main concept is already known by Gaga at this point.

To be honest everything makes sense here: I don't see SOAW having serious chart success and also wouldn't expect LG8 this year. Although I don't really think there was any tension between DWP2 cast members, especially not with Gaga.

If she wants to have a hit she should seriously think about still releasing Vanish Into You some way, maybe remixed a bit, although the original is perfect as it is.

@GraceRandolph I know it's the Gaga base, but could you do a reading for the new Madonna album/single? I am intrigued

FYI: Not a knock on our Grace, but there's a very accurate tarot reader on GGD that is only sometimes on there, they accurately predicted Chromatica pausing in the middle of the era (this was before anyone knew of Covid), and Joker:FAD bombing, but Mayhem doing well. I'll have to try to message them again. If his second opinion is it is a bomb, well..., I'm sure at least the runway scene will be very cute.

Edited March 19Mar 19 by eleganceislearned

On 3/17/2026 at 8:09 PM, MaryJaneStardust said:

LG8 lead single

I've been SAYING

We need her on crack again

20 hours ago, Edonis said:

This video being more Tim Burton coded than the actual music video directed by Tim Burton

Tim BURPton could never please get real

Young Stefani at summer camp. She looks very "2000s" down to the blonde highlights that were very popular during that time.

Edited March 19Mar 19 by Ricardo1993

4 hours ago, GraceRandolph said:

3 hours ago, sunbathinganimal said:

Fad's midlife crisis was Toucanne

Took the ******* words out of my mouth I can't dddd

Joanne is kinda of midlife crisis reverse expedition when you really think about it. Instead of wanting to be younger she aged herself like 20 years to be taken seriously. She seems much more balanced and youthfull now, without giving desperation like a certain reductive songstress.

10 hours ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

Oh end it mama 🤪

The whole situation was pretty obvious since the beginning, whoever has watched some recent appearances of Liza perfectly knows she's not well since years, it's sad that she is been handled by someone who clearly is using her for personal profit and that used that Oscar appearance (with the purpose of using the Gaga name in first creating a controversy) that was labelled by everyone as the best moment of that Oscars night as something to make the book getting headlines which was a disrespect to Liza in first with all the most interesting facts about her career life that they could have used, it's a shame because not only this cheap gimmick has now backfired but in this way they ruined the memory of that event.

Not some of you suggesting a midlife crisis when Gaga has been in her best mental state, health balance and physical shape since ever, proved also by the fact of how she perfectly handled the tour and all the relative promo of the past year, I swear..

And even in an unlikely scenario of a midlife crisis, because of course you never know in life what can happen, she has reached a maturity and self awareness where she is totally being able to deal with it without dramatic consequences in her career/work.

29 minutes ago, Leptine said:

The whole situation was pretty obvious since the beginning, whoever has watched some recent appearances of Liza perfectly knows she's not well since years, it's sad that she is been handled by someone who clearly is using her for personal profit and that used that Oscar appearance (with the purpose of using the Gaga name in first creating a controversy) that was labelled by everyone as the best moment of that Oscars night as something to make the book getting headlines which was a disrespect to Liza in first with all the most interesting facts about her career life that they could have used, it's a shame because not only this cheap gimmick has now backfired but in this way they ruined the memory of that event.

I'm playing PKM XY again (n+1 times, I can't recall)

Good luck or sorry about that

fake cards aside, I hope it has a cute single cover

ARTPOP Act II is still unreleased so she clearly hasn't had a midlife crisis just yet

I know this is not as fun or reliable as tarot, but I want to list several stuff that happened that point towards LG8 being a very synth-heavy album.

1- Gaga and The Weeknd rumblings have lasted long and been acknowledged by both artists. It doesn't seem like there is a collaboration on the way that soon and, allegedly, The Weeknd is interested in stepping up into a role as a producer. His work has largely consisted of synthwave for a large chunk of his career.

2- During the special performance of Requiem, people who attended mentioned a) a lot of synth keyboards and synthwave versions of songs (like DWAS mashed up with Nightcall), b) the show starting with a playlist filled with synth-heavy artists (like The Weeknd, Kavinsky, Justice, Daft Punk)

3- Commenting on Gaga's Grammy performance, Madeon mentioned in a tweet how Gaga was deep into synthwork.

4- Justice was mentioned a lot by Gaga and ended up posting one of these mentions in their official tiktok.

I'm really about to spend $50 USD for a cotton t-shirt at tonight's Mayhem Ball in NYC

Only Gar could fleece me so brazenly like this

The way I have to fight the urge to do the Abracadabra coreography in public when it starts playing at the gym

mayhem: requiem is coming

7 minutes ago, Julio said:

mayhem: requiem is coming

any tea? or just the usual clowntdowning?