Infernal Paradise

TIL Garden of Eden is about her coochie hair

They should keep trying, it's clearly been working for the past 18 years.

"'Gaga will make music soon" Source: Daily Mail

She does really look like that one ep from AHS

The new mom glow

Of course only certain Katy and Madonna stans have a problem with her seeking duly compensation for her time and legal resources wasted over a groundless case. Rob these idiots blind, legend. Teach those crusty old men a lesson.

She's a Tiktok mom now

But wow, what a MOMENT.

From BURIM EXCLUSIVE BABY to 2 BILLION EXCLUSIVE CLUB

Such a triumphant return. She looks drop dead gorgeous. Globally beloved, epiitome of grace and resilience, she deserves all the health and happiness. CÉLEGEND

Baby Gaga taking the world by storm with debut just like mother

Screaming at Mariah surging every December then falling off immediately after in the latter half of the video

Gaga has had so many major pop culture moments since her debut, and across different mediums too (music, film, TV). Legend.

This thread needs some positivity so

That thread being filled with the most VILE opinions -- I remember her saying this during TF (?) era: "I have to be really honest: The people who say they can't escape the paparazzi are full of sh*t." It's genuinely admirable how she has always remained in total control of her life and narrative as a high profile celeb for twenty years. The fact that the baby is months old and we are only getting to know now is crazy.

All the uncorroborated assumptions, attacks on bodily autonomy and female reproductive health, minimization of unconventional motherhood, and repeated demonization of parties involved in what could possibly be a consenting gestational surrogacy arrangement, all because y'all have made up some weird, distorted strawman of Gaga and her fiance in y'alls heads A thread that could have been just congratulatory messages has turned into a nasty, mudslinging dumpster fire. Some of y'all are the absolute ******* WORST. Morons.

Kinda feel bad for her tho that she didn't get to announce neither the engagement nor the news of her motherhood on her terms

So you find everything about this simple reveal bizarre but this backhanded and cynical, MadonnaNation'd nonsense about her "true colors" didn't strike as a bizarre enough thought to you before you hit the submit button? Interesting how y'all minds work, at y'alls grown ages too. Once again, Gaga having the most deranged haters ringing true time and time again.

Jjang can continue doing that and whatever else he pleases in the banland. BjorkIsMyMom Banned