If these walls could talk

They'd call me a flop

 

4 minutes ago, Cain said:

It's so bland and boring, I can't believe she stans that song 😭

Idk I disagree. The first few listens of the album for me were underwhelming except for that song. I think it's a career highlight

she's so obsessed with Happy For You and for what...

so this is how the future nostalgia feels like 

1 minute ago, halcyonday said:

she's so obsessed with Happy For You and for what...

Shes actually stupid like my fav, I cant.

 

Who are the smart Pop stars to follow cause I cant with this ongoing stupidity

5 hours ago, Delusional said:

BUT IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK

 

it's actually sounding better on third listen… with some veggies and water… oh mineralipa…

she needs to shake it up when it comes to her performances.. it's always the same 3 moves and mannerisms when she's on the mic stand & very similar choreo to what we already saw last era. She's doing fine but it gets a lil too predictable and simple at this point

having a galaxy brain moment (none of this makes any sense)

 

- cut end of an era, anything for love, falling forever

- make maria a bonus track

- replace with 3 TI rejects with either standout instrumentation or more invocative songwriting

- also maybe an interlude or two would've been interesting to see her try, to tell the story of the album (there wasn't one but she needed to pretend for marketing)

 

magnum opus she does it again critical darling zane lowe dua lipa is absolutely killing it rn brava brava vacation for 2-3 more years after grammy campaign

18 minutes ago, Cain said:

That look… she really things this is her pedestrian era

She changed stylists right?

 

Lorenzo is now with Rosalia, and Dua has Riri's stylist.

 

But yeah Im not feeling her looks this era.

the happy for you lashings

19 minutes ago, Thickorita said:

If these walls could talk

They'd call me a flop

 

I agree with your walls, you are ;)

Her shirt from the BBC thing looks like something a latina grandma would put on their grandchildren for they to eat and play without making the "good" clothes dirty 

6 minutes ago, Asherio said:

She changed stylists right?

 

Lorenzo is now with Rosalia, and Dua has Riri's stylist.

 

But yeah Im not feeling her looks this era.

No, she's still with Lorenzo

2 minutes ago, Cain said:

No, she's still with Lorenzo

https://www.instagram.com/illjahjah?igsh=MXJsZWE2d2c4aTZvcQ==
 

Going by these stories she isn't. But maybe it's a one of thing?

Edited May 6, 20242 yr by Asherio

little lipsters losing it

4 minutes ago, Asherio said:

https://www.instagram.com/illjahjah?igsh=MXJsZWE2d2c4aTZvcQ==
 

Going by these stories she isn't. But maybe it's a one of thing?

Yes but this is literally the first we've heard of him

 

Lorenzo has been doing the era so far

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Os6WcNQ-T/?igsh=MWQ2c21wM3M5ZnFzbg==

It's not supposed to hurt this much
Oh, if these walls could talk
They'd tell us to break up

They'd tell us to break up

 

 

 

 

After a whole weekend this is my Radical Optimism ranking:
 

1. End Of An Era
2. Whatcha Doing 
3. Houdini
4. Illusion 
5. Maria
6. Falling Forever
7. Training Season
8. Happy For You
9. These Walls
10. French Exit
11. Anything For Love

*I've listened to the singles so many times that they got me a bit tired but in the long run they'll probably end up higher
*AFL was kinda disappointing to me after that gay in the interview said it was THEE anthem of the album
*can't find the hook in TW, FE or HFY

Going from being THEE Versace girl to these looks when the album is giving SUMMER. 

 

Omg, she and her entire team are absolute dummies

This is a solid album, but after the epic highs of Future Nostalgia, it feels very underwhelming.

 

I love the three singles + Whatcha Doing, Falling Forever, and Maria, but the rest are giving Good In Bed / Boys Will Be Boys - good tracks, but not ones I'd add to any playlist or ever put on repeat.

 

And there's nothing that hits as hard as Levitating, Hallucinate, Physical, Cool, or Love Again.  Illusion is the only one that comes close.

 

Oh and it's downright offensive that she put an interlude on an 11 track album.  AFL belongs in the dumpster  

Edited May 6, 20242 yr by Miles.

3 hours ago, Post Malone said:

Not @Mark Rihlandia's chart leaking early 

 

Screaming Forever #4? Couldn't be me 

 

 

Spoiler

But if you insert Million Dollar Baby somewhere between the album tracks you would get something very similar to my weekly chart 

 

 

3 hours ago, Solgayleo said:

I'm shocked that Weezer isn't suing for a writing credit on Maria. Island In the Sun sounds verrrry similar. 

If they didn't sue for Bey's Bodyguard, I'm sure Maria is safe lol

she's dropping even on last.fm charts

 

https://www.last.fm/music/Dua+Lipa/+images/c8cc18e6d482b66e5ae8fbe1d9b6fd52

 

https://www.last.fm/music/Dua+Lipa/+images/93baafe24b242d7e3141856815325cd2

 

Last FM gurlies vote up plz.