What are they? The Janet ones always crack me up from calling Damita Jo ‘Damita Ho’ and 20 Y.O to ‘40 Y.O’ 

 

And Little Monsters calling Chromatica ‘Traumatica’ or ‘Cosmetica’ 

Rihanna's #SuperBOREHalftimeSNORE

'Toucanne' will never not crack me up.

1939

If I Can't Have Hits, I Want Acclaim.

2 minutes ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

If I Can't Have Hits, I Want Acclaim.

Loser. Simple and effective.

22 minutes ago, Beyonceist said:

Rihanna's #SuperBOREHalftimeSNORE

now this is funny

Hitless 

not 40 yo 😭😭😭😭

 

1 hour ago, Outlaws said:

'Toucanne' will never not crack me up.

 

1 hour ago, Prison said:

Loser. Simple and effective.

 

ariana's my featuring will forever be iconic too

@PopThatCorn your various names for the scrapped Janet Black Diamond album 

 

Black Dust

Black Pebble

Black Rock

B’idet

Litter Box

Moo… I am a Cow

Jopanned

Chiropractor

Anklemonitor and Einstein make me scream every time

40 minutes ago, DiamondHoe said:

B’idet

 

This one gets me every ******* time 

 

Madonna fans have some really good nicknames for her 21st century output, like Hard Granny, MDNO (and the derivative MDiNO), and Repel Charts 

the mariah and gaga ones are the funniest, stanbases have no chill

Anklemonitor is despicable when you think about it  

Loser

Can't Be Sold

2 hours ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

If I Can't Have Hits, I Want Acclaim.

Bloody brilliant and so accurate. Halsey herself would probably find it hilarious. 

 

OT: I think we already have two other similar threads just this past month, but whatever... these are always so entertaining.

 

@#Beautifulalready came through with the iconic "My Featurings" for Ariana Grande's "My Everything". Longtime Arianators know how everyone kept mocking how all her hits were features and that she seemingly couldn't smash solo ("One Last Time" and "Focus" being relative underperformances at the time definitely didn't help matters). This isn't the case anymore, of course 

 

Highlighting other chaotic shady nicknames for Janet's albums. I swear ATRL's JanFam is on another league when it comes to dragging their fave's discography.

 - "Joe Jackson" for "Janet Jackson" (her debut which was essentially her father pushing her to have a music career)

 - "Nightmare Street" and "Hooker Street" for "Dream Street" (the much maligned sophomore effort)

 - "Disc-error", "Disengaged", and freaking "Discombobulated" for 2008's "Discipline" - the only post-"Control" album she had minimal creative control in its writing and production.

 

And finally, "Unprofessional" for "Unbreakable", which isn't even meant to drag the album itself, but the frustrations with how Janet and her team have handled her legacy.

Anklemonitor

2 hours ago, ithinkheknowsoutsold said:

If I Can't Have Hits, I Want Acclaim.

Chiropractica

 

RAW ME

 

1 hour ago, the good guy_duh said:

Anklemonitor and Einstein make me scream every time

Why does Einstein make you scream lmao

2 hours ago, DiamondHoe said:

B’idet

Litter Box

Moo… I am a Cow

Jopanned

Chiropractor

 

54 minutes ago, Blue Jeans said:

Chiropractica

 

I forgot about this old one: Uncle DeShawn Ali