Punky Rooster

Do you want to play with my strawberry?

She's about the charts not the arts, so of course she is going to lean in on being a wedding singer and do love duets, MOR schlock is so hot right now.

Sabrina is Madonna's older sister so it's only natural they look similar

People love M&Ms, but they are very disappointing as a chocolate option.

#streamconfessionsii

The OTH and the OMHers slinking back into their basement holes with their juice boxes

Madonna and Taylor aren't the same kind of artist, isn't that clear by now? No need to compare, they are different entities.

Do you deserve poll creating privileges?

Creative

Been there since Inside Wants Out in 99

Bring it King!

Agree with #1 and #2, Slave should be #3 and then MBCM #4

Mercy

Just be chubby and happy and eat a burger and see.

She will do Kids, it's her "straight" song.

He's not a kindness punk obvs

A Very (blank) Christmas is so tired

She ain't no Damita Jo

Thank you Stromae

Is it one of his dull wedding love ballads for nannas and fathers of the bride?

She's not really a threat to anyone's faves here, so she's pretty safe.

Katy on the right side of history yet again

Anyone bland and for the moms, Bruno, Gaga, P!nk, Nana

Again?

Just get Salt N Pepa, most of En Vogue and the one member of TLC who isn't sick and call it a day