Punky Rooster

No collabs to boost her streaming numbers

No Vulgar, no hit album.

And to think people believed her fantasy Katy Perry story. She's been problematic for a decade or more for this kind of thing.

Congrats Prince of Pop!

Give it to Paris Jackson

Are you a 12 year old girl? Serious question.

I haven't heard anything he's done since Don't Wake Me Up, had no idea he still made music tbh, he's usually just used as a punchline when I hear him mentioned.

No one wants to sync oooh la la ga ga oh ra ma tra tra fa fa fa over a spaghetti sauce ad?

Lady Maga lives for apple sauce

More #1s than most of your faves

Poor Miss Mahoney

It's easy to avoid when you don't listen to radio and don't let Spotify feed you songs they get paid to autoplay. I don't what what AATB, SIO/BS or SYA stand for either lol

I've never heard Shakiras song or that Texas song that's going to break the US record… it's all about algorithms!

Only really first noticed her on purpose when she released Cardigan, and that's still her peak