Edited September 22Sep 22 by PoisonedIvy

For those unfamiliar with jestergooning, jestermaxxing is officially the new meta. Please keep up.

wat

None of these words are in the bible

He's such a PNP gay. Absolutely ******* not

none of these words are in the bible

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

These will have been the signs that Gen Alpha were the first generation in centuries to return to a majority being functionality illiterate.

I recognize the word mid from the title. People call my fav albums mid.

I think I had a seizure trading the OP. Can someone translate for me in Zillenial please?

11 minutes ago, jakeisphat said:

He's such a PNP gay. Absolutely ******* not

The fact he has legitimately advised looksmaxxers to do meth as a deterrent against weight gain

His cameraman lowkey outmogging him as a regular person

1 minute ago, PoisonedIvy said:

The fact he has legitimately advised looksmaxxers to do meth as a deterrent against weight gain

So he's indirectly putting a bunch of nasty conservatives at risk of ODing? How awful!

Only HTN and above can get away with Jestermaxxing, even Clav went from Chadlite to borderline MTN from the cortisol spike, it's too risky

So is Gen Alpha lingo now just 4 chan and AAVE?

4 minutes ago, Vixen Eyes said:

I think I had a seizure trading the OP. Can someone translate for me in Zillenial please?

Gooning = (USUALLY means self gratification, but can also just indicate any form of sexual pursuit)

Jestergooning = meaningless, jovial sexual exploits. Basically cruising, but only for entertainment, not for any actual outcome. Think of it as cruising for the sole sake of content creation.

foids = female humanoids(?)

moids = male humanoids

Munting = I have no clue

Mogging = this is a verb that means like, outclassing someone in looks. AMOG = alpha male of the group, a noun, and mogging is just the act of exerting your dominance over the others around you. Standing tall, exuding "aura"

SMV = no clue

Chadfishing = Chads are like, frat boys.. Chadfishing would probably mean cosplaying/emulating a frat boy? Like catfishing, pretending to be someone else, in this case, a Chad

I'm genuinely sorry for anyone who understand this.

Not surprised to see who the OP is

So are they or are they not wearing an outfit like this while beating their ****?

good lawd, how can a generation only 10 years younger than ours have devolved so much. homo dumbfuckus

This rabbit hole is insane

He's worshiped as an Alpha Male meanwhile he's out here applying makeup to fraudulently bolster his appearance

I had to consult ChatGPT to make sense of this:

Roughly:

"Clavicular was in the middle of acting like a clown and thirst-posting when a group of women showed up and stressed him out. Is it better to ignore women while hyping yourself up and dominating other guys, or to pretend to be a high-value 'Chad' to attract women at clubs?"

It's written like satire of manosphere / incel / looksmax culture.

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Slang glossary

People / gender slang

• Foids → Derogatory incel term for women ("femoids").

• Moids → Equivalent insult for men ("male humanoids"), used mockingly.

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Status / attraction slang

• SMV → "Sexual Market Value."

How attractive/desirable someone is perceived in dating markets.

• Chad → Archetype of the genetically gifted, highly attractive, socially dominant man.

• Chadfishing → Pretending to be a Chad (using fake pics, status signaling, etc.) to attract women.

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Dominance / comparison slang

• Mog / Mogging → Outclassing someone physically or socially (looks, height, jawline, status).

"He mogged him" = He made him look inferior.

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Brainrot / absurdist slang

• Gooning → Originally explicit slang for obsessive sexual gratification; online it's broadened into "mindlessly indulging / simping / thirsting."

• Jestergooning → Meme extension: acting like a clown/jester for attention while gooning (performative desperation).

• Munting → Old shock slang (originally extremely graphic, related to necrophilia); in modern meme use it's often detached from literal meaning and used as nonsense "degenerate activity" filler word.

Edited February 8Feb 8 by Acuminatus

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All this 4chan'd Incel lingo becoming Gen Alpha slang we're doomed