jakeisphat

This my man right here. He's so fine. Please impregnate the ballot box, daddy.

Not a day passes that I don't wonder wtf y'all see in this man. Looks like he bathes without soap. Tattoos look like they were done in a prison. Looks about 10 years older than his true age. Feet looking like monster claws. No *****, where's Maluma.

Everybody's so creative.

The GOP nom crashing out this hard is sending me. Also, it's funny to me how the right keeps making jokes about Sand being queer due to his modeling career yet their nominee is waiving them hands around like a certified hunty.

Now why tf would any of these conservative ******* think they deserve a seat at the table about the future of the party when damn near every one of them are stuck in the Obama era of democratic politics? You'd think so many progressives ousting conservative democrats would be a sign to these wastes of space that they should sit out when it comes to the future of the party. Like… what world does any liberal in 2026 truly believe the "future of the party" should be shaped by Pete Buttigieg, Rahm Emanuel, and Elissa Slotkin???? Pete has never even won a statewide race, Rahm hasn't either, and Elissa was supposed to be the "safe" choice for Senate and got 210,000+ less votes than Debbie Stabenow. I mean… I'm truly at a loss for words at the amount of hubris in this group to think that with their lack of qualifications that they are entitled to be brainstorming what the future of the party should be. If anything, the similarities in their policy positions just indicate they will be looking for reasons to try and convince other leaders not to move left. Straight to the dumpster.

Imma spell my name

He strikes me as more of a ketamine guy

Alani sweetie... please be reasonable.