1 minute ago, Abracadabra said:

Wait Gar moved to San Francisco?

There were rumors that she did, but TMZ (probably from intel from her team) clarified that they still live in Malibu (as well as the fact that Gaga and Michael didn't get married yet). I'm guessing they're in SF now to visit Michael's side of the family so they can meet the baby.

JUST WOKE UP AND READ THE NEWS IM SO HAPPY FOR GAGA

CONGRATS MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Everybody's got to love each other

Stop throwin' stones at your sisters and your brothers

Man, it wasn't that long ago we were all living in the jungle

So why do we gotta put each other down

When there's more than enough love to g-g-go around?

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Dude in a lab coat and a man of God

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Fought over prisms and a forty-day flood

(Come onto mama, come on, mama, ooh)

Well, I say rainbows did more than they've ever done

So why do we gotta fight over ideas?

We're talkin' the same old **** after all of these years

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh, come tomorrow

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Psychic guru catches minnows in the harbor

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Everyone tells him he should work a little harder

(Come onto mama, come on, mama) hey, man, get to work! Catch 'em!

They all tell you that freedom must be bought

But, baby, he's already caught 'em

So why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh-oh, come to mama

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Come to mama

Come onto me, woah, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-oh

Come on mama

Come on mama

Come on mama, woah, oh-oh-ooh

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

'Cause I wanna be there

I wanna be there for you

I wanna be there

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

Look what that rainbow did

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo

So Gaga's baby is my new 9/11?

Just now, David_Greengrass97 said:

Everybody's got to love each other

Stop throwin' stones at your sisters and your brothers

Man, it wasn't that long ago we were all living in the jungle

So why do we gotta put each other down

When there's more than enough love to g-g-go around?

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Dude in a lab coat and a man of God

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Fought over prisms and a forty-day flood

(Come onto mama, come on, mama, ooh)

Well, I say rainbows did more than they've ever done

So why do we gotta fight over ideas?

We're talkin' the same old **** after all of these years

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh, come tomorrow

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Psychic guru catches minnows in the harbor

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Everyone tells him he should work a little harder

(Come onto mama, come on, mama) hey, man, get to work! Catch 'em!

They all tell you that freedom must be bought

But, baby, he's already caught 'em

So why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh-oh, come to mama

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Come to mama

Come onto me, woah, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-oh

Come on mama

Come on mama

Come on mama, woah, oh-oh-ooh

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

'Cause I wanna be there

I wanna be there for you

I wanna be there

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

Look what that rainbow did

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo

Sis she got a Baby! She's not fighting it!

Please DON'T go to a certain thread. I know the OP only reported the news but there are many OGHs who are twisting something beautiful like this moment to accuse Gaga of surrogacy

Edited Saturday at 02:02 AM4 days by David_Greengrass97

Just now, GGD said:

Sis she got a Baby! She's not fighting it!

I know but I can't help myself. It's my brand. It's for WORLD PEACE AND MOTHERHOOD

Question for the culture: How to apply to be Gaga's nanny? 🌚

The way she moves in complete silence now has to be studied, because WHAT?!?!?! Literally what?!

Edited Saturday at 02:11 AM4 days by Reginald

On 9/2/2026 at 1:11 PM, Killah said:

Gaga rn as you type this:

Welp.... I was right!

Will she sing Born This Way (the lullaby version) to her baby?

Is it a boy or a girl? 🥰

first pic of the kid

That baby would most likely born a few days ago.

So around the first week of September or even 4 days ago.

Can't wait for her baby gone wild in their teenage era 🌚

36 minutes ago, GGD said:

Now it makes sense for them to move out from Malibu.

I was reading she still owns the Malibu property. She'll have both now. Living her best life!

3 minutes ago, GGD said:

That baby would most likely born a few days ago.

So around the first week of September or even 4 days ago.

Oh so they're Virgo ♍ 😮

She really just surprised released that baby on a friday...

Edited Saturday at 02:35 AM4 days by viego

Let me stream Born This Way (Deluxe Version) from start to finish and pop a bottle of cabernet sauvignon from 2019 to celebrate her new baby!

Now we need an updated one where she holds both the award and baby

Congrats queen

No shade to the baby, Gaga maybe their mom but she's my Mother since 2008.

49 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

Everybody's got to love each other

Stop throwin' stones at your sisters and your brothers

Man, it wasn't that long ago we were all living in the jungle

So why do we gotta put each other down

When there's more than enough love to g-g-go around?

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Dude in a lab coat and a man of God

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Fought over prisms and a forty-day flood

(Come onto mama, come on, mama, ooh)

Well, I say rainbows did more than they've ever done

So why do we gotta fight over ideas?

We're talkin' the same old **** after all of these years

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh, come tomorrow

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Psychic guru catches minnows in the harbor

(Come onto mama, come on, mama)

Everyone tells him he should work a little harder

(Come onto mama, come on, mama) hey, man, get to work! Catch 'em!

They all tell you that freedom must be bought

But, baby, he's already caught 'em

So why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Come to mama

Tell me who hurt ya

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Oh-oh, come to mama

Who are you gonna follow?

There's gonna be no future

If we don't figure this out

Come to mama

Come onto me, woah, oh-oh-ooh, oh-ooh-oh

Come on mama

Come on mama

Come on mama, woah, oh-oh-ooh

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

Woah, ooh-oh (woah, ooh-oh-oh)

'Cause I wanna be there

I wanna be there for you

I wanna be there

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

The only prisons that exist are ones we put each other in

Why do we gotta tell each other how to live?

Look what that rainbow did

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo, woohoo-hoo

Ooh-hoo, woohoo-ooh-hoo

1 minute ago, Abracadabra said:

You will get used to it. Whenever you see two sissy liddos fighting, I'm right at the corner and @Infernal Paradise will tell everybody that user David_Greengrass997 is typing the lyrics of CTM

I'm legit shook

44 minutes ago, David_Greengrass97 said:

  46 minutes ago, GGD said:

That baby would most likely born a few days ago.

So around the first week of September or even 4 days ago.

Oh so they're Virgo ♍ 😮

on Beyonce's birthday? collab incoming...