I like sneezing when I sneeze

 

my cat is named sneeze

 

when somebody around me sneezes I get viscerally angry and say "bless u" with hate in my heart 

 

how do you feel about sneezing?

@May ghostwrote this

Do something productive 

as loud as you need to!

Please share an audio of your sneeze 

i'm glad u asked! 

 

so, when i sneeze, it's whatever. one and done.

if someone else sneezes once, that's fine too. 

 

it's when the person continues to sneeze repeatedly and i have to say "bless u" more than twice, i'm like, gurl get it together! 

It's true that when we sneeze, we

 

 die 

 

but only momentarily. 

 

Then

 

we come back to life.

LOVE sneezing! Huge fan. 

I unfortunately have a vicious sneeze where I sneeze 3-6 times, it's very annoying but I literally can't help it   people are always really surprised the first time they hear me do it. I've had many strangers bless me. 

Do I like sneezing? it does kinda feel good, yeah. 

I feel like people that sneeze more than 2 times in a row are being performative #sorry

No. 

my mum used to sneeze about 7 times in a row extremely loudly and id call her an attention seeker . you just dont need to do all of that … grab a tissue and sort yourself out

I had a coworker who would literally scream every time he sneezed, we were all shook in the office the first time we heard it. 

Did you know that if you sneeze, fart and have a hiccup all at once, you'll die on the spot?

24 minutes ago, Pendulum said:

Did you know that if you sneeze, fart and have a hiccup all at once, you'll die on the spot?

What if you also cum at the same time, will that save you? 

I'm glad it's not inheritable because I grew up with my dad who could sneeze 10+ times in one go, and know that my mom would sneeze just once but loud enough to inform the neighborhood 

Attention seeking, disruptive, rude etc.

i'm triggered by 

 

1. loud obnoxious sneezes, especially by a man

 

2. petite "cutesy" sneezes, don't PMO 

sneezes gross me out even my own

 

 

 

my boyfriend has sneezes the magnitude of an earthquake and even though I know he can't help it, sometimes it'll make me IRRATIONALLY angry. It's just such a loud thing to do, I'm never that loud. 

I think I'm the only adult that sneezes into their elbow/shoulder like you should. Everyone else spreads their germs or sneezes into their nasty ass hands. You people disgust me. Learn some manners. This is why I don't hand shake. 
 

I also stopped saying bless you. It's pointless and I got annoyed with saying it daily to coworkers with allergies.