Pop girl boyfriend achievements

 

Nicki: 4 years prison, 1x attempted r*pe, 1x first-degree manslaughter
Beyonce: Unknown counts of statutory r*pe with Diddy, 1x grooming
Rihanna: 1.5 months jail, 1x attempted shooting
Madonna: In middle school
Gaga: Harvard graduate, philanthropist 

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

manjobi tanked

Now not even the remnants of the Army (Not BoTS) acknowledge that

 

1 minute ago, Jaspurr said:

In the real world, yes. I kinda don't wanna see her name on our spaces, either. I think we can do it!

Well, as annoying as internet homosexuals can be, there are bigger evils and threats in the world and pop culture that need to be dealt with first.

 

 

Just saying.

1 minute ago, Riverbank said:

You can always pick up next time your father calls if that's what you're desperately craving

 

I have a good relationship with my parents, but sorry you have to project your insecurities onto me

1 minute ago, Album Leak said:

Well, as annoying as internet homosexuals can be, there are bigger evils and threats in the world and pop culture that need to be dealt with first.

 

 

Just saying.

Is that Whitney in your avi? If so, just so you know she's rotting.

 

This user definitely has a locked journal under their pillow full of "Fun atrl comments" with notations underneath like "This will SLAY the funny reactions!" 

Genuinely don't understand how the hell can someone seriously stan R. Katy in 2025 let alone go to the kind of lengths that the remaining 6 FadtyRats that stand behind her ten toes down everything she does and turn a blind eye to her career choices?

 

- NO vocal talent

- NO songwriting talent

- NO critical acclaim (instead a discography chock-full of red and yellow score pannings)

- NO industry recognition

- NO awards

- NO charts success 

- NO discernible socio-cultural impact

- Terrible music with juvenile themes and not a shred of artistry or maturity

- Willingly collaborating with convicted rapists in hopes to get career back on track and miserably failing

- Brand image in the gutter

- Daily subject of mockery with negative viral tweets and tiktoks having hundreds of thousands of likes

- Complete tone-deafness when it comes to speaking about social issues

- Does things regularly that tend to get classified as "camp" even though they're cringe af

 

 

Like, there is NOTHING going on.

 

Just sad and pathetic. Find a better, more rewarding and noteworthy artist to shop for in the MPG market and flee while you still can or sink with the lone rusted boat that is Tanky Ferry.

 

 

Just now, Biggie said:

 

This user definitely has a locked journal under their pillow full of "Fun atrl comments" with notations underneath like "This will SLAY the funny reactions!" 

and you are..

LALISA TANKED AND HER FRAUDULENT STREAMS WERE REMOVED

Just now, KatyPrismSpirit said:

and you are..

Someone who finds your omnipresence on this site and desperation to fit in online from your lack of success in the real world irritating.

Gwen Stefani coming out as a MAGA is still the wildest thing to happen this year. The way I haven't touched that new album of hers where she runs the flower motif to the ground ever since.

Just now, Vrx. said:

LALISA TANKED AND HER FRAUDULENT STREAMS WERE REMOVED

LALOSER IS A TALENTLESS FRAUD WHO CAN'T SING AND IS GOLD DIGGING RACIST

15 minutes ago, Eternium said:

I forgot Little Monsters tried to use this as a drag. Now your fave's struggling to sell out arenas, she has one of the biggest bombs for a studio album ever AND she can't even launch an I Wanna Go sized solo song. It's that bad for you girls, huh?

I Wanna Go's Certs

Region	Certification	Certified units/sales
Australia (ARIA)[129]	Gold	35,000^
South Korea	—	536,491[130]
Sweden (GLF)[131]	Platinum	40,000‡
United States (RIAA)[132]	2× Platinum	2,000,000‡

 

Why set the bar that low?

 

Even Hold My Hand went  certified in 12countries and that's without the US Update

I kinda miss Tevin Campbell being a meme on here. 2016 was fun. 

I Wanna Go is like known to be the most local single from Femme.

11 minutes ago, JO1s said:

Girl not the first take... they even make NiziU and TxT sound good and those groups can not ******* sing.

I'm going to need the boy group stans to invest in better headphones because they absolutely did not. Either way, questioning Aespa's vocal talent while stanning SKZ is laughable.

10 minutes ago, Pop Art said:

Our fave is still releasing music and touring. How is Britlekney's knife twirling gig going?

 

Better than Lady Gaga's solo career. Your fave's last solo album without a Bruno Mars feature has yet to surpass 100k units and now she can't sell out arenas. Little Monsters would basically be Katy Perry stans if you all weren't so unfuckable. At least their lives serve a purpose.

2 minutes ago, JO1s said:

LALOSER IS A TALENTLESS FRAUD WHO CAN'T SING AND IS GOLD DIGGING RACIST

 

The only thing LALOSER can win at is being the most racist in her group

@Bicassie what are you up to these days ever since you've been booted out of basé for wishing your own fav and her children burn in a wildfire ? 

 

@Fleahive you make nicki's psychosis induced paranoid delusions look like child's play. if i had a nickel everytime you say something [redacted] i'd top the Forbes billionaires list 

 

@Kingdom for someone who spends their miserable days on here calling everyone else slow and fake fan we have YET to see your broke ass buy a beyoncé vinyl or tour ticket. get your money up stink 

 

Just now, Eternium said:

 Either way, questioning Aespa's vocal talent while stanning SKZ is laughable.

See this is the most insulting thing anyone's said to me, I don't ******* stan stray rats and their tone deaf noise music....

1 minute ago, Eternium said:

I'm going to need the boy group stans to invest in better headphones because they absolutely did not. Either way, questioning Aespa's vocal talent while stanning SKZ is laughable.

Better than Lady Gaga's solo career. Your fave's last solo album without a Bruno Mars feature has yet to surpass 100k units and now she can't sell out arenas. Little Monsters would basically be Katy Perry stans if you all weren't so unfuckable. At least their lives serve a purpose.

Can you stick with the Gaga drags plz and leave the UNKNOWN KPoop drags in the KPoop Thread

7 minutes ago, Jaspurr said:

Gwen Stefani coming out as a MAGA is still the wildest thing to happen this year. The way I haven't touched that new album of hers where she runs the flower motif to the ground ever since.

I miss when she was a cultural appropriator 

1 minute ago, FrederickGa said:

Can you stick with the Gaga drags plz and leave the UNKNOWN KPoop drags in the KPoop Thread

Having a Luigi avi, while trying to POLIECE what is being discussed here...

 

You stand for NOTHING

Jisus versus the rest of CrackSt!nk 

 

 

6 minutes ago, Eternium said:

Little Monsters would basically be Katy Perry stans if you all weren't so unfuckable. At least their lives serve a purpose.

DRAG IT